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I personally cannot fathom why people feel the compulsion to alert the world that they're going to shower, walk the dog, get a haircut, eat, sleep, breathe; it just makes no sense to me.
keshasuxx ke$ha
OKOKOKOK so whos the one who found out tik tok was written about star trek?
ababyduck ducky
why do they sell white and brown egg seperately somebody pleas end the seggreggation
fart jon
Bad news: I think I've heard every Ke$ha song. There are no new ones left. Nothing left to discover. Nothing left to do in this shit world.
xxxBUFFYFAN69xx ^_^
having a job is nice because it forces you to get up in the morning instead of lying there thinking of a reason to (hint: there are none)
wolfpupy wolf puppy
SORRY DAD CANT HERE YOU OVER MY RINGTONE THE CHORUS OF ITS MY LIFE BY BON JOVI [drives away on segway]
wolfpupy wolf puppy
this folder contains over 2000 pictures of anime girls with hamburgers
owlcity Owl City
Trying to come up with names for my fists.
glennbeck Glenn Beck
New MUSE CD. Amazing. These guys are right on the money. Lyrics on target, talent off the charts. They 'get it'. Libertarian!
Ulillillysses Baha Mane
uh no I'm not listening to blink-182. this is blink 18 . . . 3
fart jon
do i still have "herpes" if they've all combined into one huge, single herpy
boburnham Bo Burnham
"hey guy sitting beside me with the hairy chest and the low cut v-neck, that looks really good." - nobody.
CBoyardee DialysisBoi
I genuinely believe that Jane Goodall has gotten to at least second base with a chimp.
wolfpupy wolf puppy
is ther a screamo song wher at the start its like"aAAA I GOT MY FOOT STUCK IN A BEAR TRAP wAAA" an the rest ofsong is him tryig 2 get it off
SenJohnMcCain John McCain
@Sn00ki u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama's tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!