Once upon a time, there was a man walking on a beach when he saw a girl with no arms and no legs. Why there was a girl with no arms and no legs on a beach and how the hell she got there is still a BIG mystery. As he passes her, she goes:
"I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been kissed."
Now, this girl might have had no arms and no legs, but she was pretty hot, so he decided to pity her and bent down and gave her a kiss.
When he starts walking away again, she stops him when she says something else:
"Well, I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been felt up."
Even though she had no arms and no legs, she had a nice body for whatever reason, so he pities her again and does just that.
So, getting tired, he gets up and begins to walk away again. Then, she speaks again:
"I have no arms and no legs... and I've never been fucked."
The guy at this point walks over to her, picks her up, and then throws her into the ocean. Then, he says:
"There, now you're fucked!"
Oh god.