Three men wash up on a cannibal island, and they are captured by a tribe there. The chief tells them to go out into the forest and bring back 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first one comes back with apples, and the chief tells him that he must shove them all up his ass without making a sound. If he succeeds, then he is welcomed into the tribe, but if not then he is killed and eaten. So the man starts, and gets up to 5 before he starts screaming, so he's killed. The second guy comes back with small berries, and makes it up to 9 before he starts laughing, so he's killed as well. The two guys are now in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy: "hey, why'd you start laughing you were nearly done!" and he responds: "I saw our other friend, he brought pineapples."