Best/Worst Jokes

[Choc]

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 

[D∆NTE]

Seven dwarves in a bath feeling happy ... So happy got out

Rofle, Best joke I've ever heard.

A man was drinking at a bar and the bartender came over to tell him he had a visitor waiting for him outside the bar.
He had just bought another large beer and he didn"t want anyone to drink it.
So, he wrote a little sign on a piece of paper and left it by his beer that said: "I spit in my beer."
When he returned to his bar stool there was another note beside his beer: "I spit in your beer too!"

A grasshopper walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey we have a drink named after you."
Grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Larry?"

 

[The Jordan]

I got a good dead baby one. So obviously only read it if you're cool with them.
What's funnier than a dead baby.
A dead baby in a clown costume.


What's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume?
A clown in a dead baby costume.

 

[~Endavi~]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! you'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"[/FONT]

 

[The Jordan]

Blonde is now a nationality.