How do you prefer to bother your mother?
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I just sneak up on her while she's reading or watchin' somethin' and just suddenly speak. Oh the hilarity!
lololol I love to do that to my mom. it pisses her soooo much. but it's so fun. love you mom.
unprotected sex with random bar floozies
Alright with the rape and this, I'm worried about you ....
raping my dad
By not calling her. <3
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*peruses thread*
Really? REALLY? No one's gonna say it? I've gotta be the one to do it? *sigh*
Really? REALLY? No one's gonna say it? I've gotta be the one to do it? *sigh*
I love to hug her every five seconds. Even if she starts getting bothered around the 10th hug.
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Honestly just being myself annoys her.
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I've learned that the secret to a long enjoyable life is to not bother my mother.
But for those times when I want to flirt with death, I like to have both earpieces in while listening to my music very loudly. That way when she calls me, I can't possibly hear her. This forces her to walk up one entire flight of stairs (poor thing, she has bad knees), and ALL the way to my door (which is 2 seconds from the end of the stairs, bless her) and fling my door open (she doesn't believe in knocking, mind you) and yell "MYNAME! I ****** called your ****** name several ******* times you better ****** answer me *********!!!! And what the **** did I tell you about listening to that ****** music so loudly??!?!?! Turn that **** DOWN!!!!" Then she adds "Do [random chore that takes forever]."
Any other time she's like really chill and spoils the heck outta me. She just hates it when I do that.
But for those times when I want to flirt with death, I like to have both earpieces in while listening to my music very loudly. That way when she calls me, I can't possibly hear her. This forces her to walk up one entire flight of stairs (poor thing, she has bad knees), and ALL the way to my door (which is 2 seconds from the end of the stairs, bless her) and fling my door open (she doesn't believe in knocking, mind you) and yell "MYNAME! I ****** called your ****** name several ******* times you better ****** answer me *********!!!! And what the **** did I tell you about listening to that ****** music so loudly??!?!?! Turn that **** DOWN!!!!" Then she adds "Do [random chore that takes forever]."
Any other time she's like really chill and spoils the heck outta me. She just hates it when I do that.
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When I'm bored, I prank call my own house with my cell phone, my mom gets very mad at me when she finds out it was me, usually I do short pranks of about 10 seconds because I can't hold laughter back more than that. The only ones I can think of about right now is this ones.
*Rrrrrringg*
Mom: Hello?
Me: *makes weird granny voice* John? Joooohn is that you?
Mom: Umm no you got the wrong number granny
Me: Jooooohn don't do this to me... Joooooohn *hangs up*
Or this one
*Rrrrrrringg*
Mom: Hello?
Me: *makes really worried and exalted voice and * John! John what the hell did you do man!? what the **** where you thinking! where are we gonna live now!? **** you John you're such an asshole! *hangs up*
Of course this is all in spanish but this is kind of how it would be in english.
*Rrrrrringg*
Mom: Hello?
Me: *makes weird granny voice* John? Joooohn is that you?
Mom: Umm no you got the wrong number granny
Me: Jooooohn don't do this to me... Joooooohn *hangs up*
Or this one
*Rrrrrrringg*
Mom: Hello?
Me: *makes really worried and exalted voice and * John! John what the hell did you do man!? what the **** where you thinking! where are we gonna live now!? **** you John you're such an asshole! *hangs up*
Of course this is all in spanish but this is kind of how it would be in english.
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My mom was on the phone with one of her dates. She told some embarrassing stuff about my sister and me. And, she asked me to name any embarrassing stuff she did and I came up with the 'Wet Willies' that she always gives us and followed by her losing her teeth.
first off this is fantastic! and second. I'll ask my mom something and this is how it goes
me: hey mommy what's *Random thing*
mom:well sweety that*answer that takes 20 mintues to get to*
me: I just wanted to know the answer to this math problem. not the history of math!
mom: sorry sweety.
(I'm home schooled so my mom's my teacher)
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I remembered that I'm really clumsy, so I can just annoy her by bumping into something or tripping and such. Just a few days ago I wanted to ask her something and when I went into her room and my hand hit her bedpost (I sort of went inside while flinging my hands gracefully for some reason). She shook her head at me hopelessly. And then I forgot what I wanted to ask her which got her even more annoyed.
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