How do you prefer to bother your mother?

[faeba]

I, for one, quite enjoy singing "The Middle Aged Woman Song" at mine. Really gets on her nerves because she's self concious about her menopause.

My mother's maiden name is Adams, so I also like to sing the Addams Family theme song at her. She HATES IT. It makes me kinda happy.

Not that I don't love my mother. But she's just so fun to mess with.

 

[Square Ninja]

i like to rape her

 

[Luap]

Call her "Sir" or "Old"

 

[Eyesore]

I like to call her randomly and tell her that I'm out of foods/drinks, so that she can waste $ on me ^.^

i like to rape her

Disgusting.
Post pics?

 

[Chakolat Strawberry]

I always talk to her in Spanish, or I call her stupid (which I obviously don't mean, btw)

 

[krexia]

My Mum and I get along really well, I have no reason to deliberately piss her off.

 

[Square Ninja]

look at you all well-adjusted and shit

 

[Hamster Lord]

Hmm


When she stalks people on my facebook I snatch the comp

 

[Jesus]

Even if she's whispering, I tell her to stop yelling
That gets her yelling
Love you mom

 

[Square Ninja]

Even if she's whispering, I tell her to stop yelling
That gets her yelling
Love you mom

while you rape her

 

[Square Ninja]

at gunpoint

 

[The Conquerer]

I don't anymore. She rather bothers me on occasion. It's cool though.

 

[Taochan]

Mine bothers me more than I ever bother her.

 

[Professor Ven]

Botherbotherbotherbotherbotherbotherbotherbotherbother

 

[Lancelot]

I add "must be menopause" to the end of everything she says. She just laughs and tells me to jokingly shut up. Good times.

 

[Oberon]

i play obscenely loud bad old stupid faggot rock music.

... too many adjectives i think

 

[AxelYoYo]

Say "mom,mom,mom,mom" the whole time I'm with her and poke her and stare at her with large eyes.

 

[Xeon{Myroku}]

You mean like this?

YouTube - Family Guy - Mom mom mommy

 

[AxelYoYo]

YES!!! In fact, I I'm playing right now. And my mom's sitting across from me. I'm gigglng SO HARD. XD

 

[KNightof5orrow]

YouTube - Enrique Iglesias - I Like It

She HATES THIS SONG!