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Urbane

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yo mama so fat, when she sit around the house, she sit around the house

and now you know every yo mama joke i do
 

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Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
 

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you're moma's so hairy that the only laungvise (I've stopped caring for spelling that right) she talk is wookie

wo wo!

(from meet the spartans)
 

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Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
 

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Yo mama's so stupid, she takes a ruler to bed to see how LONG she slept
 

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumps up in the air, she gets stuck

Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie

Yo mama so ugly her reflection runs away
 

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yo mamas so fat, that when God said let there be light, she had to move cause she was blocking the sun

yo mamas so ugly, she has to wear two bags to cover her face
 

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Yo Mama so dumb, she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind.
 

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Yo momma so ashy, she could start a fire just by rubbing her elbows together.

 
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