Yo mama is so fat that Spain Claimed her for a new land.
Yo mama is so skinny, that when she turns to one side, she dissappears.
Yo mama is so stupid, that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she brought out a bowl.
Yo mama is so stupid, she brought paper to the Staples Center.
Yo mama is so tall, she tripped and hit Jupiter.
Yo mama is so poor, that when I went to your house, and I was scraping boogers off the wall, she was like "Hey, don't scratch the family portrait."
Yo mama is so poor, when I rang the doorbell, I heard the toilet flush.
Yo mama is so poor, when I rang the doorbell, she opened the door and said "Ding Dong".
Yo mama is so poor, when I saw her looking through the dumpster, I asked what she was doing, and she said "Christmas Shopping."
Yo mama is so stupid, when I went to a store, she chopped off all of her fingers, thinking, she was getting a 5 Finger Discount.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she flushed the toilet, she said she was at Raging Waters.
Yo mama is so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama is so old, she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama is so old, that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama is like a squirrel, she always has nuts in her mouth.
Yo mama is like walking, everyone eventually does her.
Yo mama is so poor, when I asked what's for dinner, she said the Next Nigga that Moves.
Yo mama is so poor, when I took the popsicle stick away from her, she said don't take away the air conditioner.