Yo mama so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a haircut.
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Yo mamma's so stupid, she slept with me! XD
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Your mommma
I win.
I win.
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Yo momma so nasty when I look under my covers and say "nigga what you doing in my bed?" and she says "nigga this is my bed!"
I win
I win
Your momma
Winnar is me
Winnar is me
Your Mother
Winner is teh keybl@de
Winner is teh keybl@de
I submit because teh REAL winnar (me) is boredz.
Yo mamma Ta Fuzz is ta winner
P.S keep this thread alive
P.S keep this thread alive
Yo momma is so fat when she walks it looks like her feet are trying to be polite "no you first!"
yo mamma so dumb when everybody said it was chilly outside she came out of tha with a bowl. thats it ppl don't ask for more from me......cause tha masta is no longer here........
Yo' mama is so dumb when you told her to turn the Television on, she started lickin' her lips and grabbing her boobs in front of it.
Yo momma is so long, she makes Longcat jealous. LOL
Yo momma so fat her celulite is celuheavy
yo mama so fat, I stabed her & she bleeded corn oil...
yo mamma so fat,when she stepped on a scale she saw her phone number.
err im not sure if this has already been said
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thinks the ice keeps the freezer cold!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thinks the ice keeps the freezer cold!
Yo mamas so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn
best one I win ,ha
best one I win ,ha
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks that the board of education is a piece of wood
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Your mom's so stupid she locked herself up in a grocery store and starved to death.
Your mom is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.
Your momma's so fat when people have sex with her she has to give directions.
Your momma's so old she still owes Jesus $2.
Your mom is so old she knew the Burger King when he was a prince.
Your mamma is so stupid she took a knife to a drive-by shooting.
Your mamma is so poor she did a drive-by in a shopping cart..xD
Your mom is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.
Your momma's so fat when people have sex with her she has to give directions.
Your momma's so old she still owes Jesus $2.
Your mom is so old she knew the Burger King when he was a prince.
Your mamma is so stupid she took a knife to a drive-by shooting.
Your mamma is so poor she did a drive-by in a shopping cart..xD
Yo Mama is so fat, she was walking down the street holding a pig under her arms, and I asked, "Where'd you get it?" The pig said, "I won her in a raffle."
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