The Official Yo Mama Joke Thread

[Riku's Dawn]

No one lives in the ghetto,guys.

 

[tux_]

^^I would put something else in your mouth tux, but my zipper's stuck.

(and don't get it twisted square ninja, I don't do that gay sh*t)

here we go again..

1. I get straight A's in all my classes especially language arts

2. How many racist and prejudice things will you say today? (I bet at least 20)

3. Original? I said you were talking sh*t before either 1 you said it. And I don't talk sh*t although I believe you just got sh*tted on by a 12-year old.

But before you say something about my slang ask your friends about what "be sh*tted on" means and maybe just maybe, will they be able to tell you what it means. But just in case they can't, just shut the f*ck up and maybe you won't get sh*tted on as much. But you still get owned because it's in your nature to be a bitch...oh wait I'm must not be paying attention in language arts. I meant to say "female dog"

Shit count:5
How original, because you're saying the exact same thing your friend is saying. Oh, when you want to stick your "millimeter peter" down another guy's throat, it's actually very gay. Owned? Not until one of you can say something that will actually shut me up =) It's funny how you two love playing tag team.

 

[Unknown KeyBl@de]

Shit count:5
How original, because you're saying the exact same thing your friend is saying. Oh, when you want to stick your "millimeter peter" down another guy's throat, it's actually very gay. Owned? Not until one of you can say something that will actually shut me up =) It's funny how you two love playing tag team.

1. What millimeter peter? yo mama knows that it's a mile-long-john

2. Sticking something in your mouth is the only way to shut you up

3.You've got such a big mouth my d*ck is the only thing that would be able to fill it up (other than the sh*t your talking)


And we not playing tag team, it called "putting you on blast" which is more slang that you will probably never know.

 

[Riku's Dawn]

1. What millimeter peter? yo mama knows that it's a mile-long-john

2. Sticking something in your mouth is the only way to shut you up

3.You've got such a big mouth my d*ck is the only thing that would be able to fill it up (other than the sh*t your talking)


And we not playing tag team, it called "putting you on blast" which is more slang that you will probably never know.

Shut it!As in shut it all of you!

 

[Nebula Zero]

Lawl, forum battle D:

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on a scale it said 'Please get off me'

Yo mama is like a pool table. Balls go in and balls go out. D:

 

[Riku's Dawn]

Lawl, forum battle D:

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on a scale it said 'Please get off me'

Yo mama is like a pool table. Balls go in and balls go out. D:

You too!Zip your trap shut!

 

[Nebula Zero]

I was only continuing teh thread ;_;

Meh, whatever xD

 

[Riku's Dawn]

Why the hell is this in nonsense!?It should be in fourm games!

 

[III.KeY]

Teh fight right now is nonsense <.<

 

[tux_]

Rikus Dawn, shut up. It's a "yo mama" thread. So, be quiet.

1. What millimeter peter? yo mama knows that it's a mile-long-john

2. Sticking something in your mouth is the only way to shut you up

3.You've got such a big mouth my d*ck is the only thing that would be able to fill it up (other than the sh*t your talking)


And we not playing tag team, it called "putting you on blast" which is more slang that you will probably never know.

Yo mama? Well, I guess with you being 12 years old that's your trump card.
Why not say, "lol i gag u" instead of being ghey and sticking your e=penis down my e-throat? Notice how srs I am ;D
And once again, you said the same thing twice. Not to mention you said shit again xD
Learn more adjectives and flames.
Not to mention slang is retarded. Why not say it in plain English, like the other profitable members of society?

 

[Riku's Dawn]

Rikus Dawn, shut up. It's a "yo mama" thread. So, be quite.

All you had to say.Yo mama is on a diet!

 

[Zarion76120]

Yo mamas so stupid she tripped on the cord of a cordless phone

Yo mamas so stupid she was chasing a dead dog through the park

 

[Riku's Dawn]

Yo mama so lucky she wins the lot!

 

[scubasteve]

yo momma's so fat she turned around and it was her birthday

yo momma's so fat she chased a school bus yelling "where's the cream filling?"

yo momma's so dumb when she was driving to the airport, she saw a sign that said 'airport left' and she went home.

yo momma's so dumb that she called me for my phone number

yo momma's so dumb she locked herself in a bathroom and pissed her pants

yo momma's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

 

[tux_]

yo momma's so fat she turned around and it was her birthday

yo momma's so fat she chased a school bus yelling "where's the cream filling?"

yo momma's so dumb when she was driving to the airport, she saw a sign that said 'airport left' and she went home.

yo momma's so dumb that she called me for my phone number

yo momma's so dumb she locked herself in a bathroom and pissed her pants

yo momma's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

That one made me laugh

 

[Dexter]

Yo mama so fat when she went to Walmart she tripped on K-Mart and landed right on Target!

 

[Funky Bear]

Yo mamma's so poor that in order to eat cereal she has to use her fingers

Yo mamma so stupid that when It was time to take her pills she used dog pills instead.

 

[TrueBeliever]

Yo mama's so fat, she has to use mapquest to find her neck.

 

[unknown_boy]

Your mama so old, that she has jesus in her yearbook!

 

[Marluxia Revenge]

Yo mama's so tall when she backflipped she kicked Jesus.

Yo mama's so poor I saw her digging through a dumpster, I said "What're you doing?" and she said "Christmas Shopping, McDonalds napkins are 20% off"