Yo momma is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground, and missed...
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You momma's so fat, she needs to use a tree as a tampon. 
I know, its gross, but hillarious. lol
I know, its gross, but hillarious. lol
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
lmao!
Your momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
Your momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
lmao
Yo mama's so fat, when she put a gray shirt on, a helicopter tried to land on her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she put a gray shirt on, a helicopter tried to land on her.
Yo mamma is so ugly, they take her head and shove it in dough to make gorilla cookies...
This is an amazing thread, lol.
Yo momma so fat that when she wore her red dress, the kids down the street yelled, "the Kool Aid Man!"
<3
Yo momma so fat that when she wore her red dress, the kids down the street yelled, "the Kool Aid Man!"
<3
Yo momma so fat, when the Japanese saw her they said "LOOK!!! IT'S GODZILLA!"
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued.
^ah, soraxkairi said that^
yo momma so fat, when she got on a hummer it became a low rider
yo momma so fat, when she got on a hummer it became a low rider
Yo Momas so fat she replaced Kingkong as the 8th wonder of the World
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.
Yo momma's so fat when it rains she uses the highway as a slip n' slide.
your moms so dumb she excercises when she could just get lyposuction
This is a fact, yo momma's breath is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack. lol
wow that was good!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yo mamma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
TrueBeliever said:
lmao, that's the best I've heard XD
Not really a "yo mamma" joke but that just reminded me this
Bob bought a stereo that plays any type of music that he wants. When he said pop, the stereo played pop. When he said rock, the radio played rock. Bob's window was open and the neighbor outside yelled out "Fu*king kids!" at the teenagers pranking him. The stereo responded to this and played Michale Jackson
Yo mama is So Short that she has to cuff her panties. xP
Yo momma is so ugly, her momma had to tie steak to her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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