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The Official Yo Mama Joke Thread

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My first will be one of my better ones.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 5 minutes of the show!
 
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Yo' mamma's so stupid she slept with yo' daddy!
 
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Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy take her to work so he don't have to kiss her goodbye.
 
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yo mama so ugly the circuis pays her to show up
 
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Yo mama's so short, she took a suicide jump off the curb.
 

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Vincent Valentine said:
Yo' mamma's so stupid she slept with yo' daddy!
That wuz the dumbest joke ever >>


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Yo mama so fat her stretch marks spell her name Big Bitch.
 

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.:KL:. said:
That wuz the dumbest joke ever >>


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Yo mama so fat her stretch marks spell her name Big Bitch.
Were you talking about your one?

Yo mama so old in school she sat next to jesus.
 
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Yo mama's cookin is so bad, all the flies pitched in to shut the kitchen window.
 

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Yo mama so fat, when she walked on the scale it said to be continued .
 

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Heh..

You mama is so fat, she got hit be a car and said " who through that rock "
 

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yo' mama's so fat when she wore yellow and walked on the side walk, some one said "Hey taxi!"
 
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your mamas so fat she has smaller fat people orbiting her
 
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Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light." he told her to move over.
 
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