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[Taokitty]

Lol, that sucks...o.o Do you know if we can swear by filtering?o.o

 

[Every Heart]

Nope, you can't filter it either. They are afraid that we will taint the minds of the innocent. (even though most of those "innocents" write fanfics like these)

 

[Jax-Oh1]

Keep Smart Sora! I like him!
On the Kairi......... I don't care. Keep at least one around for later.

 

[Taokitty]

Dang, that sucks! Couldn't they make a section, or make a rule that each fic should have a rating?! Like for this one,"Rated T for teen?!"

 

[Livi]

seriously! that is so stupid! the "innocent" taint their own minds!

 

[Every Heart]

http://z7.invisionfree.com/EH_Sanctuary_Forums/index.php?act=idx

A forums I made for the Every Heart Sanctuary. The first chapter is up since I won't double post.

 

[Every Heart]

Great news! A new chapter is here!!!

Riku: What took us so long to even put up a new chapter?
Every Heart: That whole swearing ban made me have to tone down most of our chapters. I actually see that it didn't require much toning down.
Riku: So, where were we?
Every Heart: Good question, its been almost 2 weeks since the last update.
FLASHBACK
Moogles: We don't want to be made into Ethers!!
Cid: Well that's too darn bad!
*screams and blood spill*
FLASHBACK OVER
Every Heart: What the hell? Who's flashback was that? That wasn't my flashback....
Riku: That was Cid....murdering Moogles....to use their blood...for ethers....
Every Heart:
Sora: Remember, theres two of me and two of Kairi! I had to spend a whole 2 weeks wondering which one of me is the real me.
Kairi: Same here. That other Kairi keeps making anything I do a three way!
Other Sora: Me and Other Kairi told you before, we're the ones from
Riku: And no one cares.
Every Heart: Theres only one way to figure out which one of yous is the real yous.
*later, on a Jeporday stage*
Every Heart: .....By playing Wheel of Fortune!!!
Riku: This is a Jeporday stage though.....
Every Heart: Oh right, I always get those two confused. Anyway, let's take a look at those catogories! We've got: Who gives a damn?, Cast member trivia, Insult Comebacks, Stewies Sexy Party, and Intelligence in Paraphenellia, or however the hell that's spelled.
Riku: Me and Every Heart will be serving as judges.
Every Heart: *coughs* Actually, I'm the judge. Your just that girl in the dress who touches the words on the wall to make a vowel apper.
Riku: Every....that's Wheel of Fortune! Not Jeapordy!
Every Heart: And no one was listening.
Other Sora: I'll take....Who gives a damn for 200
Every Heart: Who gives a damn about Riku?
Sora: *buzzes the buzzer* Nobody
Every Heart: I'm sorry, it wasn't in the form of a question
Sora: Who gives a damn about it being in the form of a question?
Every Heart: That was the correct answer! Sora gets 200 points! Pick another catogory
Sora: I'll take....Insult Comebacks...for 300
Every Heart: Your mother!
Kairi: *buzzes buzzer* Is it What is "You can't talk about my mother that way?"
Every Heart: Nope, sorry
Other Sora:*buzzes buzzer* Is it "Your mother?"
Every Heart: Correct!! 300 points to the other Sora
Other Sora: Ok...I'll take Cast Member trivia for 400
Every Heart: Name one of Every Heart's stalkers
Other Kairi: *buzzes* Is iit "Who is Dora?"
Every Heart: Correct!
Other Kairi: I'll take....Cast member trivia for 500
Every Heart: What should you never call Every Heart?
Riku: Is it "short?"
Every Heart: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BEAN SPROUT MIDGET? YOUR NOT EVEN SUPPOSSED TO BE ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS!!*jumps Riku and mauls him*
*later*
Every Heart: Now that me and Riku are back from the hospital, we can continue!
Other Kairi: I'll take Intelligence in Paraphenellia or However the Hell it's spelled for 100
Every Heart: Ok numbnuts, it's time for the Final Question!
Riku: *thinking to self* Numbnuts?
Sora: What about that Stewie's Sexy Party catogory?
Every Heart: Actually all that does is shows reruns of family guy with no actual question to it.
Riku: It's because of how screwed up that show is.
Every Heart: Anyway, the final question is...What is the Capital of Wisconsin?
Kairi: (how the hell should I know?)
Sora: (Ravioli....mmm....I love ravioli....)
Other Kairi: (Uhh....W?)
Other Sora: (W)
Every Heart: The answer was....W!
Riku: Wait...how did this game help us uncover whos who?
Every Heart: Simple....the ones that didn't say "W" are obviously numbnuts, so that makes them our numbnuts
Other Sora: I could of told you that earlier
Every Heart: Yeah well, I had no ideas as to what to do for Kingdom Hearts. So bite me America
Riku: USA! USA!*is getting stared at* USA....U..S...A....Ahh screw it

Next time on Kingdumb Hearts, will Sora and his new friends be going to Wonderland, Deep Jungle, or Olympus Coliseum? Find out next time

In case you are wondering, those other copies of Sora and Kairi went back to their fanfics, but not before being attacked by burly hippos.

While I'm waiting for the next chappy, has anyone seen my frisbee? I seemed to have lost it. It goes by the name "Riku's Frisbee"

 

[Jax-Oh1]

NOOOO! Come back, Smart Sora!!!!!!! *begins to cry* Now Sora is a moron again!!

 

[Taokitty]

xD Awsome update!=^_^=...o.o Cid scared me... And he has all the blood/supplies he'll ever need upstairs... DID HE TAKE THOSE MOOGLE HOSTAGE?!>><<

 

[wisdom&valor]

Every Heart: Name one of Every Heart's stalkers
Other Kairi: *buzzes* Is iit "Who is Dora?"
Every Heart: Correct

ROTFL!

ALSO HES MY SMART SORA *chains sora and jkairi abck to his fic" "Now beauseof you snowdog and new fans have been waiting now it time for you r punishemt" "NOO NOT OPRAH WHEN SHE WAKES UP WITHOUT MAKE UP"

 

[sh im playin kh2]

wait wait wait...WE HAVE BEEN DRINKING MOOGLE BLOOD THIS WHOLE TIME!?! IS THIS WHATS BEEN CAUSING MY NIGHTMARES? IS THAT WHY THERES ALWAYS A TASTE OF CHICKEN IN THE BACK OF MY THROAT AFTER I DRINK THEM!?!?

 

[Livi]

Every Heart: Your mother!
Kairi: *buzzes buzzer* Is it What is "You can't talk about my mother that way?"
Every Heart: Nope, sorry
Other Sora:*buzzes buzzer* Is it "Your mother?"
Every Heart: Correct!! 300 points to the other Sora

LMAO that was SO funny keep writing!

 

[Taokitty]

wait wait wait...WE HAVE BEEN DRINKING MOOGLE BLOOD THIS WHOLE TIME!?! IS THIS WHATS BEEN CAUSING MY NIGHTMARES? IS THAT WHY THERES ALWAYS A TASTE OF CHICKEN IN THE BACK OF MY THROAT AFTER I DRINK THEM!?!?

Remember! Chicken Blood is poisonous!=^_^=... Or is it turkey...?*Shrugs*

 

[Every Heart]

http://forums.khinsider.com/showthread.php?t=61283

My fanclub! Join if you want

 

[Taokitty]

:ninja: I have officialy joined! =P

 

[wisdom&valor]

I Joined Fo Sho Lol I Crack Me Self ^

 

[Every Heart]

Knew you two would.

New chappy up sometime tommorow or if I'm lucky, later tonight

 

[Taokitty]

YAY!=^_^= xP... Wait, What's that supposed to mean?!xP Kidding!=^_^=

.... I'm not making much sense today, so, yeah....>.>

Well, Tie shall wait for an update!>><<(And yes, I used the word,"Tie,"on purpose...>.>)

 

[King Naruto]

I love it, love. You did a great job. I just hate that Riku's an emo. Riku is too cool to be an emo.

 

[Every Heart]

well, I'm trying to make him as less emo as possible love.