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[Taokitty]

xP Dang, the maddhatter disturbs me oh-so-very much...;-;

 

[wisdom&valor]

ROTFL! THAT WAS HILAROUS OH THE MADHATTER IS SO WERIED

 

[Every Heart]

I'll post the next segment tommorow. I am so gonna make sure thatWonderland gets mocked severally! It will become my life's mission if I have to!

 

[Taokitty]

xP Have fun! Wonderland really is messed up, though...;-; It was a very troublesome place to explore....

 

[Jax-Oh1]

YAH~!! It's my Unbirthday tooo!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Great Update!

 

[Livi]

Sora: *drinks the tea* This tea tastes like as if Kairi made it!
Kairi: Don't make me hurt you Sora! *shouts this offset*
Donald: I think it tastes like as if Riku took a dump in it.
Riku: *shouts* For all you know!

*pant* *pant* finally i caught up! great updates!

 

[Every Heart]

Next chapter!

Sora: I wonder where we are now....
*up ahead: O O K R F N D S.......*
Donald: What the hell?
Sora: I don't know, but we better find out.
*the group runs ahead to see a caterpillar smoking and as he blows the smoke out, letters come outas to what he's saying*\
Caterpillar: A E I O U.....
Sora: Practicing your ABC's?
Caterpillar: What the hell? Who are you? (as he says this, the smokey forms of an O, R, and U circle around Sora's head)
Sora: *coughs* Umm, anyway, we are looking for evidence to set Alice free from the Queen of Hearts, do you think you can help us?
Caterpillar: Oh no no no(smokey no's circle about) You must say it correctly. Ahem. We are looking for the evidence to set Alice free from the captivity of the Queen of Hearts. Can you help us out? That's how you say it. (The smokey form of Alice in a cage floats ahead)
Sora: Right....so can we have that evidence?
Caterpillar: Insolent brats. Here, take your stupid evidence and leave me in peace. *tosses Sora another box*
Sora: Thanks! Dumbass caterpillar(whispers this)
Caterpillar: Oh wait, you never answered who you are! (O, U, and R smoke smash into Goofys face)
Goofy: Gawrsh, shouldn't you say who you are first? (because of inhaling the smoke, Goofy causes an O, U, and R to circle around the Caterpillar)
Caterpillar: Whatever. Oh, remember that the right side of the mushrooms make you taller, and the left side makes you shorter.
Every Heart: ARE YOU SERIOUS? 7FT TALL, HERE I COME!!! *steals some of the mushrooms*
Sora: Right. Oh, by the way, did you know tht smoking will lead to cancer and will kill you?
Donald: The more you know! *flashes above his head*
Kairi: Damnit Riku, get rid of that stupid sign!
Riku: Sorry. *removes sign*
*the group leaves with the mushrooms that they managed to get back from Every Heart*
Sora: Now, we can present our evidence!
Goofy: But don't we need one more?
Sora: *laughs* Shut up you crack head and listen to people smarter than you.
*arrives at the court*
Sora: We have our evidence!*opens the boxes and heartless come out.*
Donald: There's your crooks!
*Sora kills them*
Queen of Hearts: I don't even care any more. Guards, get them!
*Cards go to attack*
Sora: *grabs a bunch of them* Finally! Decent Poker Cards!
*the others grab some and get into a game of Poker*

Next time on KingDumb Hearts, they are apparently still in Wonderland...ahem, anyway, what are the mushrooms for? Will they set Alice free? Will I get any taller? (Dear God I hope I do)

Find out next time!

 

[Taokitty]

xP Poor, poor, Every_Heart!=^_^= Hope you will be able to steal the mushrooms!=^_^= THe update was awsome, btw!

 

[Jax-Oh1]

Get Taller, Every Heart.......

 

[Every Heart]

Made a new fanfic called "Four Seasons" Read it if you could and tell me what you think. I'm going to make two other fanfics. A Pokemon one and a FMA one. Someday.

 

[Taokitty]

I'll go check it out! (BTW, what is it about?)

 

[Every Heart]

It's actually hard to figure it out. You have to read it to guess what it's based off of.

 

[Taokitty]

I know what it's based off of!=^_^=

 

[Every Heart]

Yeah, now you do. *lol* I kept debating for a while if it should be a Pokemon, FMA, or Kingdom Hearts fanfic. I settled that the name "Four Seasons" for an rp would sound better for Kingdom Hearts, although it would sound good with an Inuyasha fanfic as well.....

I'm confuzzled now....

 

[Taokitty]

xP Well, it is possible to have it a FMA and a KH fanfic!

 

[Every Heart]

I know. Did you pick up the FMA reference about the jacket and the watch. That's going to come in later. Also going to do some Inuyasha stuff in it too.

And now to work on my Pokemon fanfic. (I'm going to use the same names from Four Seasons for it)

 

[Taokitty]

Lol, well, I'll read your Pokemon one!=^_^=

And, no, not really...xD I didn't really even notice that!

 

[Every Heart]

Sora: Now to find Alice.
Goofy: Where could she be?
Donald: Maybe she's in the bizzare room.
Sora: Wait a second, Alice is missing?
Goofy: Yeah, after playing Poker, she disappered with all the money and drugs.
Sora: OMG WE GOTTA FIND HER!!!
*goes into bizzare room. The lights are off*
???: Did you know that when you turn on the light, a shadow is made?
*Sora flips the light switch to reveal the Cheshire Cat standing on the table*
Cheshire Cat: You ruined my mysterious intro! Oh, and Trickmaster is behind you.
*Trickmaster looms over them*
Sora: Quick, give me the mushrooms. *eats one and becomes taller than Trickmaster. Flattens him with his foot* There, boss over, we win, darkness loses, let's go to Mcdonalds.
Donald: Hamburger for me!
Goofy: Chicken Select!
Donald: You eat chickens! You...*jumps him and they fight*
Sora: I wonder where Riku, Kairi, and Every Heart are.
*on the other side of town*
Every Heart: *tiny* Let me go Riku. Give me the other half. I ate the wrong half and now I'm smaller.
Riku: *holding her by the scruff* Yeah right. You sure are smaller.
Kairi: Yeah, your tinier than Sora's brain!
Every Heart: If I was taller, I would kill you both!!!*flailing arms*
*steals other half and grows as tall as a skyscraper*
Every Heart: WHO'S TINY NOW?? PERISH UNDER MY IMMENSE TALLNESS.
*everyone running away*
Riku: This is the shortest chapter we have ever done.
Kairi: Just shut up and run.

Next time on KingDumb Hearts, they will be traveling to the Olympus Coliseum.

TREMBLE IN FEAR, FOR I AM NOW TALLER THAN SHAQ!!!

 

[Jax-Oh1]

You got tall! HURRAH! YAH! Etc....

 

[Every Heart]

It feels great to be tall.....*tramples a tree*