And now, here is te next chapter!
Leon: Yuffie, go!
Yuffie: I can't leave you, I will stay with you and fight!!
Sora: What is this? A japanese soap opera? Get out of here crazy bitch.
*Sora runs off to kick heartless ass*
*Goofy and Donald on the roof*
Goofy: Gawrsh, do you think these are the heartless guys?
Donald: Who else would they be, you must be stoned if you can't tell.
*both fall off and land on Sora*
Sora: OMG, two homos jumped me!!!
Donald: We are not homos!
Sora: Then you must be drug addicts after my drugs!
Goofy: No we aren't! We are...hey...wait..you have drugs? Isn't illegal to have drugs?
Sora: Actually, did you know that it's illegal to buy/sell drugs, but its not illegal to use them?
Riku: *off set* When did Sora get so smart? I need to go get a video camera.
Every Heart: Actually, he's not our Sora. I kidnapped him from wisdom&valor's fanfic "Broken Passion". I'm paying him double whatever wisdom's paying him.
Riku: Which is?
Every Heart: It's simple. Wisdom was paying him jack when he was working for him, so I'm paying this Sora jackshit to work for us. See how that works out?
Riku: No...so where's the real Sora?
Every Heart: Tied up in a closet with our Kairi with nothing to do but watch either Dora or Oprah.
Sora and Kairi: *tied up in the closet* NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!
Riku: Wait, did you take their Kairi as well?
Every Heart: Yep.
Riku: And why did you do that?
Every Heart: Don't know, but it will probably be really funny later on.
Riku: So where is she anyway?
Every Heart: Getting me coke
Sora: *in the closet* Not coke, Pepsi!
Every Heart: You stole that from Family Guy! Thats just many lawsuits heading our way! Lawsuits scare me. And Nomura too, that's one of his weaknesses. And attorneys. They freak him out too.
Sora: *the one still being crushed by Donald and Goofy* HELLO? CAN WE CONTINUE THE SCENE PLEASE? AND WHOEVER'S FOOT THAT IS, PLEASE REMOVE IT FROM MY ASS!!
*Donald and Goofy get off. Heartless show up. Sora and his friends beat them. Guard Armor shows up and they fight using stunning CG graphics and slides that I'm still too lazy to describe. I mean really, do you know of any script fanfic that describes the battles? No? Didn't think so.*
Donald: *after the fight* Hey Sora, do you want to come with us in our tiny cramped ship that we will use to travel to many worlds and get into all kinds o mysterious adventures and shit?
Sora: I don't know, will I be able to find my friends?
Goofy: *whispers* Really?
Donald: Hell no! We just need him to take us to the weed!
Leon: Sora, go with them. You'll be able to find your friends.
Yuffie: *just nods like a complete dork >_>*
Sora: Ok, I'll go with you guys.
Donald: But no sad faces. We want pimp faces so that way we can pick up chicks in our ship.
Goofy: You have to have pimp faces like us!
Donald: *whispers* You don't have a pimp face Goofy...You have to have a face like this Sora! *shows a funny face*
Goofy: *whispers* You know, you look kinda sexy when you do that Donald....
Donald: *pushes him away* Come on, I promise we won't laugh!
Sora: *shows funny face*
*Donald and Goofy laugh like hell*
Goofy: That's one screwed up pimp face!
Sora: You guys said you wouldn't laugh!
Donald: Yeah well, shouldn't have believed us. I'm Donald.
Goofy: The name's Goofy
Sora: And I'm Sora
*does the hand thing*
Riku: *offset* Wow, that was blissfully gay. Who wants coffee?
Sora and Kairi: *escaping from closet* Come here you doppelganger!
*Sora chases after smart Sora*
Every Heart: I didn't know that our Sora knew what doppelganger meant.
Kairi: *walks in with a coke*
Our Kairi: *jumps her and they fight.*
*Basically, the Sora's and Kairi's are wrestling or something*
Every Heart: Knock it off!
*all four stand up*
Riku: Uh oh...which ones are our Kairi and Sora?
Every Heart: I....don't know....I need an asprin.
Will they figure out which Sora and Kairi is their Sora and Kairi from their fanfic? Tune in to find out
Also, I guess it wasn't funny later on that there was two Kairis. I guess it was just that my fountain of jokes and coke is running dry. *sips a coke*