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[Hazen Gregory]

Uh oh Kairi's gonna get it zap!!! Keep it up Every Heart. Hope the next chapter comes soon.

 

[wisdom&valor]

lol mor emore!!!!!! must send fanmail but cant

 

[Taokitty]

YAY!=^_^= You replied! Lol... *whispers under breath* Zap Kairi, Sora, zap her, and kill her...*crosses fingers*

Well, either way about your other fics, I'll wait for an update!=^_^= Though, you say ye shall not update... Either way!>.<

....o.o*takes a few steps to back away from crazy Sora with electircity* By the way, DID Sora succed in making bath tub toast...?xD

 

[Every Heart]

Everyone, read the last post that I did in wisdom&valor's fanfic "Broken Passion". He made comments about me and this fanfic and you should see how I responded.

 

[Taokitty]

Lol, okay!=^_^=(Awsome saying in your sig, btw!xD)

 

[Every Heart]

I'm going to put that saying in a chapter soon.

 

[Taokitty]

YAY!=^_^= Can't wait for an update! This will be.. Very odd for the idiotic Sora and Kairi to meet the SMART ONES! xD

 

[Every Heart]

Yes, that will be very weird. Next chapter up tommorow. Thank you Jesus for summer!

 

[Taokitty]

Lol, no kidding! I assume you are already on SUmmer vacation?o.o

 

[wisdom&valor]

am not only 2 more days! am home form skool early when exams are over for the day i go home

 

[Every Heart]

And now, here is te next chapter!

*Heartless attack*
Leon: Yuffie, go!
Yuffie: I can't leave you, I will stay with you and fight!!
Sora: What is this? A japanese soap opera? Get out of here crazy bitch.
*Sora runs off to kick heartless ass*
Meanwhile....
*Goofy and Donald on the roof*
Goofy: Gawrsh, do you think these are the heartless guys?
Donald: Who else would they be, you must be stoned if you can't tell.
*both fall off and land on Sora*
Sora: OMG, two homos jumped me!!!
Donald: We are not homos!
Sora: Then you must be drug addicts after my drugs!
Goofy: No we aren't! We are...hey...wait..you have drugs? Isn't illegal to have drugs?
Sora: Actually, did you know that it's illegal to buy/sell drugs, but its not illegal to use them?
Riku: *off set* When did Sora get so smart? I need to go get a video camera.
Every Heart: Actually, he's not our Sora. I kidnapped him from wisdom&valor's fanfic "Broken Passion". I'm paying him double whatever wisdom's paying him.
Riku: Which is?
Every Heart: It's simple. Wisdom was paying him jack when he was working for him, so I'm paying this Sora jackshit to work for us. See how that works out?
Riku: No...so where's the real Sora?
Every Heart: Tied up in a closet with our Kairi with nothing to do but watch either Dora or Oprah.
Sora and Kairi: *tied up in the closet* NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!
Riku: Wait, did you take their Kairi as well?
Every Heart: Yep.
Riku: And why did you do that?
Every Heart: Don't know, but it will probably be really funny later on.
Riku: So where is she anyway?
Every Heart: Getting me coke
Sora: *in the closet* Not coke, Pepsi!
Every Heart: You stole that from Family Guy! Thats just many lawsuits heading our way! Lawsuits scare me. And Nomura too, that's one of his weaknesses. And attorneys. They freak him out too.
Sora: *the one still being crushed by Donald and Goofy* HELLO? CAN WE CONTINUE THE SCENE PLEASE? AND WHOEVER'S FOOT THAT IS, PLEASE REMOVE IT FROM MY ASS!!
*Donald and Goofy get off. Heartless show up. Sora and his friends beat them. Guard Armor shows up and they fight using stunning CG graphics and slides that I'm still too lazy to describe. I mean really, do you know of any script fanfic that describes the battles? No? Didn't think so.*
Donald: *after the fight* Hey Sora, do you want to come with us in our tiny cramped ship that we will use to travel to many worlds and get into all kinds o mysterious adventures and shit?
Sora: I don't know, will I be able to find my friends?
Donald: Sure!
Goofy: *whispers* Really?
Donald: Hell no! We just need him to take us to the weed!
Leon: Sora, go with them. You'll be able to find your friends.
Yuffie: *just nods like a complete dork >_>*
Sora: Ok, I'll go with you guys.
Donald: But no sad faces. We want pimp faces so that way we can pick up chicks in our ship.
Goofy: You have to have pimp faces like us!
Donald: *whispers* You don't have a pimp face Goofy...You have to have a face like this Sora! *shows a funny face*
Goofy: *whispers* You know, you look kinda sexy when you do that Donald....
Donald: *pushes him away* Come on, I promise we won't laugh!
Sora: *shows funny face*
*Donald and Goofy laugh like hell*
Goofy: That's one screwed up pimp face!
Sora: You guys said you wouldn't laugh!
Donald: Yeah well, shouldn't have believed us. I'm Donald.
Goofy: The name's Goofy
Sora: And I'm Sora
*does the hand thing*
Riku: *offset* Wow, that was blissfully gay. Who wants coffee?
Sora and Kairi: *escaping from closet* Come here you doppelganger!
*Sora chases after smart Sora*
Every Heart: I didn't know that our Sora knew what doppelganger meant.
Kairi: *walks in with a coke*
Our Kairi: *jumps her and they fight.*
*Basically, the Sora's and Kairi's are wrestling or something*
Every Heart: Knock it off!
*all four stand up*
Riku: Uh oh...which ones are our Kairi and Sora?
Every Heart: I....don't know....I need an asprin.

Will they figure out which Sora and Kairi is their Sora and Kairi from their fanfic? Tune in to find out

Also, I guess it wasn't funny later on that there was two Kairis. I guess it was just that my fountain of jokes and coke is running dry. *sips a coke*

 

[wisdom&valor]

wv: give me back my sora an kairi
Sora&kairi: HELPPP US WV
WV:* GRABSS THE SMART ONES AND GOES BACK TO HIS FIC*
anywas lol good chappy

 

[Every Heart]

*coughs* You can't take them back. Not until after I do the next chapter, which is when they found out whos who. I already have it written out, it's going to be hilarious.

*takes them back and locks wisdom in Dungeon 5*

 

[wisdom&valor]

LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
"HAHAAH ILL PRESS THE EMERGENCY BUTTON"
*presses the button" suddenley dora colnes end up in Evereys house stealing evreything. Then suddenley they capture evryeand lock her in doras make up room with the real dora

W&V:MWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
get outof the dugeona nd takes them back agian and locks them in a high tech password room

Kairi: this sucks
sora: first were in a nice fic
then get dragged into a stupid one
then get back out
then get back in
then whre locked ina room with your mom so we can stay in the cool fic

Kairis mom: fhsufhsuoifhfuehwowqofo
SORA: HELLLLLPPPPPP

 

[Every Heart]

Ok, this is my fanfic. I say what goes on here wisdom, not you.

*kidnaps them back and locks them in a closet. Pushes wisdom off a cliff.*

You can have them back after the next chapter! Providing your still alive from your fall!

 

[wisdom&valor]

POUTS AND ALKS AWAY EHEHEHTHOSE ARE CLONES FOoL MWAHAHAH

 

[Every Heart]

Shows how much you know. *laughs*

 

[Taokitty]

Lol, you shouldn't swear, you know...o.o

Then again, that depends on the person who own the thread has to say...xD Sorry to hear that your characters were stolen!xP

Awsome update Every_Heart!

 

[Hazen Gregory]

I think I has a seizure....again. This is soo good ^_^

 

[Every Heart]

Because of the new sensoring, I can no longer use any swear words except for "Hell" and "Damn". The chapters following this message will now only have those swear words. Nothing I can do about it.