10,000 Things You Should Never Do at School

[qster]

39.) Stare at the teachers/ professors crotch and lick your lips. Lol.
40.) Yell at your teacher, if it's a man, "HEY, YOU"RE MY KIDS FATHER!!!", especially if you're a guy.

 

[Bebop Blues]

41. Never threaten to drop kick someone in the face

42. Never tell your teacher to drop kick a student

 

[testify]

43) Never make sexual remarks about the hot substitute teacher

44) In a debate on whether marijuana should be legalized, never cite personal experience.

45) Don't get your girlfriend pregnant...oh wait a minute...

 

[Bebop Blues]

46. Never sidetrack your teach

47. Never start an argument about Kool-Aid with your history teacher (my friend did that XD)

 

[Tenyas]

48. Never look up an STD on the school computer. You'll get results. And you won't like them.

49. When it's 'bring your pet to school' day, Snakes and Tarantulas held openly are frowned upon. [I brought my ball python to school one day. Almost got kicked out. XD]

50. Even if you think your bus driver's a pedo, singing songs about it in the back of the bus won't give it any more credibility.

 

[Absent axel]

51. Dont wear a mankini to school

 

[MangaCrazy101]

52. Light the bin on fire...fuken hilarious...just dont do it ^^;;;

 

[Bebop Blues]

53. Never talk about Hey Arnold because you won't learn anything

 

[MangaCrazy101]

54. Don't EVER tell the teacher your not learning anything in there class (even if its true) tis not pretty I know =_=

 

[Tenyas]

55. Tell a foreign exchange student who's still learning english that 'homework' is basically slavery. [did this in kindergarten because I thought it was funny how people think of it that way. Scared the poor boy out of his wits D:]

56. Walk to school with a familiar stray dog on your tail only to walk up to a teacher, pointing at the mutt, and say, "Can I keep it?" [did this one too. Hoo-boy was it funny XD So many kids watching too]

 

[Nami]

57. Don't make excessive quotes from your favorite youtube videos. Only you will get it and others will only stare.
58. Don't use Caramelldansen as music for video projects at school. It's embaressing.
59. Don't cosplay.
60. Taping your face isn't as funny as it used to be in grade school. Don't do it anymore.

 

[khlover7]

61. Eat the class hamster
62. Poison the Science teacher and tell him/her it's part of an experiment.

 

[ReverseUnversed]

63. Don't bring a Castlevania cartridge to school.
64. Don't bring a Nintendo 64 to school.
65. Don't cosplay as Big Daddy from BioShock.

 

[khlover7]

66.Convince everyone you have rabies and bite someone
67.Hide a used condom in your teacher's desk

 

[Bebop Blues]

68. Tell your history teacher that they remind you of Stoop Kid from Hey Arnold

 

[testify]

69. Don't listen to the rules. Sell weed at school. That's where your best customers are.

 

[gamerobber7]

70. Ask your teacher for tips on how to do a good swirlie.

 

[El Coqu?]

71. Think about what how much u love your hot teacher and accidently write it on the test before he/she collects it
72. Nickname your teacher with game character names
73. Chalk the bottom of ur teacher's seat.....(im about to do tha =) )

 

[Death]

74. Pick a big booger and place it on the back of the teachers head

75. Take a piss in a spray bottle and spray it on commonly used object

76. Masterbate even though you'll get caught

 

[khlover7]

77. Tell everyone that you won the lottery and buy the school
78. Sue