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10,000 Things You Should Never Do at School



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81. Piss on the teachers chair.

82. Jerk off and try to hid it in your Jacket

83. Hitting someone with the school uniform just to make someone else happy but get caught hitting hard.
 

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85) Conduct a walk out at school to protest against budget cuts, and use that time to walk over to McDonald's, meanwhile ABC7 news is capturing it to make the students look like idiots to the Board of Education. (my fellow students are retarded.)
 

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86) Make jokingly seductive faces to your friend across the room and catch the student teacher's eye, making the remainder of your semester in that class terribly awkward because he avoids you when going about his business...
 

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88.have sex in class
89.chant the word of Alla in a cristan school
90.write dirty letters to your teacher whos is the same gender as you
 

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92. Say you didn't do your homework because an alien from the Xenorb Galaxy came to you last night and told you not to do the homework on the grounds that your teacher was an evil bitch.
 

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96. Say during class to the teacher, "If you don't give me an A, then no more sex!"
 

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98- kidnap the teacher, and tell them if they don't quit, you will send the aliens after them'
99- start a riot for facebook and myspace freedom
100- take a vodoo doll of hannah montana and stab it with pencils, and staple it.
 

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101. Even if you insist that it's only for the spirit of Halloween, bringing FearFactor-esque lollipops that have scorpions in the core isn't readily accepted by teachers.
102. Never. Ever. Trust the anti-military teacher's rants about how the government is constantly out to get you. He will always skip over the fact he's done drugs in his life.
103. Pet day does not mean you can walk into class with your sibling on a leash.
 

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105. Compliment the teacher's breasts.
106. Hold a Tea Party rally when your class begins learning about the New Deal.
 
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