post here and i will tell you who you should date on khi

[Sexual White Chocolate]

post here and i will tell you who you should date on khi

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[Taylor]

yeah yeah ok yeah my dad knows his S-H-I-T

 

[Jesus]

I'm looking for love, man

 

[Deleted member 36435]

man the current staff are a joke

 

[Jesus]

man the current staff are a joke

willing to do anything to get a cheap laugh

 

[Narukami]

man the current staff are a joke

h a

 

[Noir]

I'm just looking for a Spambot that'll be there for me.
So that I can buy drugs at low, low prices.

 

[scubasteve]

i'm good honestly

 

[Pinwheel]

looking 4 love ladies i'm pretty darn okay looking i guess

 

[Space Cowboy]

*blushes *

:3

 

[Chris]

yesterday I went on a date with h5e4kGoR29Fs and gave him a kiss on the lips. i invited him to a party that me and my alpha sigma phi delta sisters are havin this weekend. and i think i'm gonna kiss him ont he lips again. cant even study for my developmental math quiz or focus on my freshman seminar paper cuz i keep thinkign about him. i might not even show up to Intro to Volleyball tomorow. too busy thinking about h5e4kGoR29Fs. my life is so stressful

 

[Passion]

can we just appreciate the fact that the only people who have posted thus far are guys?

 

[Genocide]

I am proud to be here on this forums and be posting on this thread in here for the purpose of funning and playfuls.
Thank you.
You are my friend.

 

[Gram]

 

[Trag]

cory are u available? pm me

 

[Sexual White Chocolate]

yesterday I went on a date with h5e4kGoR29Fs and gave him a kiss on the lips. i invited him to a party that me and my alpha sigma phi delta sisters are havin this weekend. and i think i'm gonna kiss him ont he lips again. cant even study for my developmental math quiz or focus on my freshman seminar paper cuz i keep thinkign about him. i might not even show up to Intro to Volleyball tomorow. too busy thinking about h5e4kGoR29Fs. my life is so stressful

I'm glad you guys had fun! Keep us updated on your relationship

can we just appreciate the fact that the only people who have posted thus far are guys?

That's because swcHarmony® Dating Services brings all the boys to the yard.

 

[Sexual White Chocolate]

Disclaimer: Some of your resumés may be more pathetic than others, and as such, it may take longer to process certain members over others. Please bear with us as we want to assure you were are pretending to try our hardest to give you your best match!


Victor should date Sawah! because they're both fairly young and stupid. Her outgoing nature and Victor's acidic, stay-at-home-on-the-toilet personality will surely clash at times, though they will learn from each other and both benefit from their many faults. As a plus, they're both pretty dumb and will instantly fall attached and believe it's true love. It's the perfect KHI relationship.


scubasteve should date scubasteve! tbh steve is pretty perfect and if I wasn't already hitched with my otp gorg and so many other khi ladies, i'd be perfect for steve but as it stands, steve should just reproduce asexually and make exact copies of himself because that's exactly what khi needs.


Narukami should date Passion! They're both pretty good looking brunette people and we really need more of that in the world. They also probably have other interesting qualities too.

 

[Sexual White Chocolate]

taylor should date shawty! because they both won HOTH together and that's life, bitches. if you want to get a girl, you need to be in the same status quo, or higher.

 

[Taylor]

where my other 10/10s at?

oh right, there's only me and shawty, bitches.








(and my dad, of course)

 

[Deleted member 36435]

does this mean i have to put out?????????