Why?

[D∆NTE]

SO you get to watch that special Adult T.V Program.

Why was I born.

 

[Oriax]

Because you ... ummm ... were meant to be born.

Why do jeans rip easily if they have a hole in them already?? :/

 

[Mynny]

Because the laws of physics apply there too.

Why haven't I got my permit yet?

 

[Nami]

Because you ran over the instructor's cat. Then parallel parked wrong.

Why oh why did I take the last cookie from the pantry?

 

[testify]

cause they are the awesome

why is my life so terrible? *but not really?*

 

[Tenyas]

Because you see it that way. Get new glasses.

Why did allergies hit me so hard this year?

 

[testify]

cause 'they' made them happen

why is the wind being an asshole today?

 

[aswaxsora]

Because it fucking hates you and tried to kill you, but failed.

Why do people like Kairi?

 

[Roa]

Becuse she's awesome! hehe. and very well made.

Why do people hate Xion?

 

[aswaxsora]

Because they are gay tards, like the people who like Kairi.

Why can't Naminé be real friends with Sora like they promised?

 

[The Dead Skin]

Because Kairi's extremely obsessed with Sora. Stupid redheaded bitch.

Why is everyone obsessed with the word "retcon"?

 

[aswaxsora]

Because they can't whack Heartless for some reason.

Can we kill Kairi?

 

[The Dead Skin]

Let's make a petition. >=D

Why am I out of ideas?

 

[Chakolat Strawberry]

Because I stole them.

Why does it seem like this game ripped off from the "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" thread?

 

[Aero]

because the people who think about thinks think to much, so they start thinking some more, and start thinking about what they were thinking about, and it gets confusing after that, so they stop thinking, and reply with a stupid answer because their brain is starting to hurt like mine.

 

[Penance]

Why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt?

 

[the barfman]

because there's over 9000 artist in the world!!!!!

Why did Vegeta destroy scouter.

 

[Penance]

he thought it was broken...and thats the real reason yep

why them dudes ain't ridin' if they're part of your set

 

[Wonderglow]

Cuz I'm only half black and I have no idea what you're asking about x3

Why do shinigami love apples?

 

[Mynny]

Because apples rock.

Why is Shane Told such an awesome lyricist?!??!?!?