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What was the dumbest thing you've ever said to the opposite sex?



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"are you a farmer? because i love the way you handle my cock."

lool. im dumb cuz i aint a guy it was before i knew that cock was only on the guys.. i thought it was for both sexes..lmao xD it was a failed pick up line...
 
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"It's ok, i'd love you through your blond moments."

Fun fact, she's from Lithuania, not american, and damn sure not a blond.
Someone was mad at me afterward, but it was priceless.
 
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That's a long list.
I'm sure it starts at "What's your cup size?" and goes around the world, three times.
 
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i was hanging out with my friends, waiting for my other friend to show up, then a girl walks in and says "Hows it going?" and I, thinking she was the friend i was waiting for, jokingly said, "fine till you got here"

she didnt think it was a joke
 
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Nearly all the stuff the i say is dumb and so whenever i talk to the opposite sex its dumb.

I think doing an impression of the opening music of the lion king during a english lesson wasn't too great. Not a good way to pull.

And talking about subjects such as bra's and showers in front of any boy with an active imagination gets awkward, especially if you really dont fancy them. And dads too.

And once i meant to call someone a shaved orangutan (cos he does look like one) and i said antelope instead of urangutan.

And when a boy you like try's to make conversation but you cant actually think of what to say to answere him because his beautiful eyes are too distracting so you say "um, erm, dunno" untill he gives up and then doesnt talk to you for another week.

And tonnes of stuff tha ive forgot and this is only the crap stuff that i've remembered.

See, I'm not offended by this. :c I don't really understand why girls are.
Although I have a decent cup size so I dunno.
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I'm not offended, but i pretend i am, just cos i cant actually remember.
 
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Nothing particularly offensive (I like to think that I'm not a complete idiot when it comes to talking to women). Granted, the woman who I talk to the most is a bit on the clueless side (book smart, but clueless); so if I did say anything that was supposed to be dumb, she didn't catch it.
 
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Nevermore said:
Nothing particularly offensive (I like to think that I'm not a complete idiot when it comes to talking to women). Granted, the woman who I talk to the most is a bit on the clueless side (book smart, but clueless); so if I did say anything that was supposed to be dumb, she didn't catch it.
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I'm not an idiot with women, but I have moments where I go "WTF was I saying? Augh... Damn it..." :p
 
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Ok, so it was the beginning of the 7th grade, and as you all know, 7th grades boys are both perverted but clueless at the same time. So, one day at recess, us boys are trying to figure out which hole was which on a girl. We had all seen our amount of porn, who hadn't? And we knew about vaginas and anuses, but we just weren't sure which one was which. So, we all start trying to figure it out. And, as I am pointing to where I think each one is, a bunch of girls walk by me. They turn, and become silent as I loudly point and say, "No, no, no! You got it all wrong! The vagina goes here, and the anus goes here!" What sucks is the fact that I found out I was wrong, too :/
 
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To a girl named Brian: "I love your blouse!"(that was a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago)
 
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Sabrina said:
See, I'm not offended by this. :c I don't really understand why girls are.
Although I have a decent cup size so I dunno.
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Whats your cup size? lol

Girl: I'm an A cup :/
Me: I don't care ;)

Girl: Whats up babe?
Me: My dick
 
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