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The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"



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The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp, police said.

The bloodshed began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building. Witnesses said a woman saw the two men fighting and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

Miami police were on the scene, which was just south of The Miami Herald building on Biscayne Boulevard. The naked man who was killed lay face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage. Police requested The Herald’s video surveillance tapes.

The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries, according to police. Their identities were not released.

The incident, which came as crowds descended upon South Beach for the annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival, snarled traffic on the causeway for several hours.

In a text message, Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, said the officer who fired the fatal shots was “a hero.”

“Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ he said.

Sergeant Altarr Williams, supervisor of Miami police’s Homicide Unit, said a man doesn’t have to be armed to be dangerous.

“There are other ways to injure people,’’ Williams said. “Some people know martial arts, others are very strong and can kill you with their hands.’’

Read more here: Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim - Miami-Dade - MiamiHerald.com

Time to get the kupo! out of here.
 

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

YEAH I MEAN THERE ISNT A WORD FOR WHEN A HUMAN EATS ANOTHER HUMAN OR ANYTHING
 

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

More like a freaky omen that Lebron James and co. are about to get schooled come semifinals.

This is pretty creepy though. The guy must have been on some pretty weird drug, can't imagine another reason. Besides being a zombie of course.
 

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

YEAH I MEAN THERE ISNT A WORD FOR WHEN A HUMAN EATS ANOTHER HUMAN OR ANYTHING

That isn't to say that naked cannibals aren't terrifying.
In fact, I'd probably be more afraid of a nudist cannibal than of a zombie.

I hope the victim is at least able to function normally, provided he survives...
 

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

More like a freaky omen that Lebron James and co. are about to get schooled come semifinals.

This is pretty creepy though. The guy must have been on some pretty weird drug, can't imagine another reason. Besides being a zombie of course.

Guy had to be tripping balls on some seriously strong stuff.

*Chews on guys head*
*Police shoot him*
*Keeps chewing on guys head*
*Police have to shoot another dozen times*

Hope the guy pulls through. That's crazy stuff. Have your face being eaten off by someone? Man....
 

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

Physically, the victim will probably be absolutely fine after a while (though, we don't know how damaged he was). I imagine that the victim will have some pretty freaky psychological problems though.

Wait. Maybe that's how it's spread. They get bitten and go insane, and then go for others...
shit.
 

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

Hope they all don't become naked then. Resident Evil taught me that naked zombies are tougher than clothed zombies.
 

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

This man was probably just some crazy person. Hopefully. *glances at zombie proof panic room*.
 

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

Oh, why yes they are more threatening when naked, it means they get their rape on.

Lol wtf why has FL been so broadly on the map in terms of national attention in the last year or so, casey, george, now this shit's join down in Miami. I just moved back to FL, on what.
 

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

YEAH I MEAN THERE ISNT A WORD FOR WHEN A HUMAN EATS ANOTHER HUMAN OR ANYTHING

I was all with you until I read that he didn't stop even though he was shot. I still don't think it was zombies, but fuck, I'm getting a BB gun and supplies.
 

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

but kupo, I'm getting a BB gun and supplies.

Not sufficient.
-Kevlar body suit coated with a light chain mail
-Buster sword
-two choppers and pistol
-2000 Honda Prelude 5spd vtec
 

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

I was all with you until I read that he didn't stop even though he was shot. I still don't think it was zombies, but kupo, I'm getting a BB gun and supplies.

I don't think guns are really the answer considering tney run out of bullets. Get a sword or something and be a total badass. Keyblade anyone?
 

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

I don't think guns are really the answer considering tney run out of bullets. Get a sword or something and be a total badass. Keyblade anyone?

Or get something reasonable, get supplies, weapons, barricade yourself, don't just swing something you can barely lift around, be rational or get eaten.
 

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Well that was a great story to read right before I go to bed. I felt sick reading it. That guy had to be very messed up to do something like that. I feel so sorry for the victim. I hope they survive and recover well. I would need some serious counseling afterwards if I were them.
 

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

Or get something reasonable, get supplies, weapons, barricade yourself, don't just swing something you can barely lift around, be rational or get eaten.

CDC - Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

One year and 10 days later we have our first case.

I smell government conspiracy written all over this!

Miami is having a large event right now with hundreds of thousands of visitors from out of state partying for the Memorial Day weekend. This is how it will spread. It all makes sense. Release the virus where it can be dispersed easily.

*loads shotgun*
 

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

Ha. I laugh at your rationality.

I laugh at your roaming corpse.
 

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

Guys, don't worry, it was just actual cannibal shia lebouf.
 

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Begun: "Naked man killed by Police ... was ‘eating’ face off victim"

Hmm... not going to be here for zombie apocalypse. I'm going to be flying in rainbows with colorful dreameaters all around just waiting the zombies out. So ha!

This thread is going off-subject, it's about a crazy cannibal eating a guys face, not The Walking Dead roleplay.

Unless the title having the words "Zombie Apocalypse" in it makes it on-subject.


Guys, don't worry, it was just actual cannibal shia lebouf.

That was legitimately funny.
 
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