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Stranger: eyo
You: Hey-o
Stranger: haha
how are u?
You: I'm decent, I suppose. You?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i'm good
You: That's good
Stranger: oh yea
You: oh yea what?
Stranger: nothing
You: No it's okay pal you can tell me
Stranger: no, it's nothing
You: If you insist
You: Well, anyway I've got a pretty annoying headache right now.
Stranger: Ok :/
You: I'm making friendly convorsatioin.
You: Are you not ok with that?
Stranger: Hha
You: I'm serious. I don't know if this relationship can work if we aren't trusting of each other.
Stranger: Okey
You: So you'll love me, right?
You: Wait, you're a guy, right?
Stranger: No
You: Fuck. Because I'm a flaming homosexual.
Stranger: haha okey
You: Let's talk about the hottest celebs.
You: I think the JoBros are so cute <3333333
Stranger: haha they're okay
You: Only ok?
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: yes
You: Okay.
You: wut shud we talk aboot now
You: (I said that like a canadian)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i don't know
You: Surely two snazzy young upstarts such as ourselves can think of something.
Stranger: right
You: What's it like to have boobs?
Stranger: get one of them and you'll know
You: Well, it's not like I'm going to develop. And I'd prefer two, honestly. Can't you just tell me?
Stranger: haha
You: Was that a yes?
Stranger: i don't know
You: It can't be that hard. I can tell you what it's like to have a penis, if you want.
Stranger: no
You: k
You: How many times have you had sex?
Stranger: why so curios
You: y so srs
Stranger: queee
You: Oh, nothing.
You: Idk.
You: I'm kind of a man-whore, if you will.
You: I've lost count
Stranger: haha ok
You: I'm serious.
Stranger: nice for u
You: I'm getting the vibe that you don't like me very much
Stranger: nah, just tired of omegle right now
Stranger: on
You: You're a regular here?
Stranger: no
You: o i c
Stranger:
You: 8========D
Stranger: haha =)
You: Haha indeed.
Stranger: woo
You: What ethnicity are you?
Stranger: white? or what?
You: What do you mean or what?
You: White's all I really needed to know.
Stranger: i was not sure about what u mean
You: kk
Stranger: yea
You: It's just that I want you to join the cult I'm a part of. The best part is you get sex like every night
You: well
You: cult is a bad way to put it
You: more like club
Stranger: okay..
You: So will you?
Stranger: don't know
You: You don't know about a lot of things =/
Stranger: no
You: Well out of the two things I've asked you don't know either.
Stranger: no
Stranger:
You: are u agreeing wit me
Stranger: mabye
You: thats confusing to me
You: So anyway a few days ago I was watching hannah montana (do you like that show?) and it was a really suspenseful episode
Stranger: never seen it, or mabye twice
You: you're missing out its really good
You: what shows do u like
Stranger: hm dont like shows
You: what about movies
You: The hannah montana movie was great
Stranger: never seen it
You: whats ur fav movie
Stranger: i don't have a
Stranger: one *
You: o
You: Sorry I had to take a dumo
You: dump*
Stranger: ok
You: So if you don't watch tv or movies, what do you do for fun
Stranger: haha
You: You rofl for fun?
Stranger: yes
You: Nice. I masturbate.
Stranger: fun for u
You: Yeah and it feels good too
Stranger: a
You: a?
Stranger:
You: what does a mean
Stranger: nothing special
You: k
Stranger: yezzz .D
You: I've got to get going soon, so can I just have your cell number so we can talk later?
Stranger: noway
You: MSN? AIM? Facebook? LiveJournal? Myspace?
Stranger: noothing sry
You: Ok
You: Well it was nice talking to you
Stranger: the same
You: Bye
Stranger: byee
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