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the omegle thread; damn racists



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gahhahahahah it's not very often you get someone you know
 
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You: howdy to yall
You: i'm a southerner
Stranger: cool im from the north
You: DAMN YANKEES
You: confederates should have won
Stranger: i hate the yankees
You: them damn ******s should be in slavery
You: IT SAYS SO IN THA BIBLE
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when he said he was black i was like 'oh shit'
 
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lmfao, nice email and domain there bro
 
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This one was going alright for a bit, but then it just went on too long.

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Stranger: hi
You: why hello partner
Stranger: great to fuckin know
You: are you a northerner?
Stranger: no im south
Stranger: bit
You: yeah man
You: CONFEDERATES SHOULD HAVE WON THE WAR
You: them ******s belong in the field
Stranger: NO U SHOLD FUCK YOUR MOM!
You: don't everybody?
You: that's how i learned
You: now my 8-year old wife is very happy with my preformance
Stranger: SEE WHY YOU LOST YOU WHER TO BUSY FUCKIN PEOPLE
You: my twenty year old self don't agree
Stranger: YEA
Stranger: START A NEW WAR
You: are you a woman?
You: get back to the kitchen
Stranger: PERV
You: make me a sandwitch
You: and get ready for some sexy-time
Stranger: MAKE YOUR SELF A WIFE
You: i already have an 8-year old wife
You: she's very nice and tight
Stranger: BITCH IM A BOY!
You: well why ain't you beatin yur wife?
Stranger: BECOUSE IM NOT A COWBOY
Stranger: IDIOT
You: woman have smaller brains
You: they need the beatin to think
Stranger: WTGF ASS
Stranger: IM A CHIC
Stranger: I HATE3
You: well get back to the kitchen than
Stranger: U
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: JUST SO U NO
Stranger: I RUN MY OWN
Stranger: BISSNESS
You: in a kitchen?
Stranger: NO
You: prostitute?
Stranger: IN AN ENTREPENURE
You: ain't that a fancy word for a sexy-time employer?
Stranger: IIF CAN COMPREHEND THE BIG WORDS
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I INVEST IN BUISNESS
You: ohohoho woman in a buisiness
You: great joke
Stranger: LIKE COMPANIES
Stranger: I RUN A MULTI MILLION DALLAR BUISSNESS
Stranger: FUCKIN ASS
You: hahaha
Stranger: why arent u in the kitchen?
You: get off the computer and get back to the kitchen
Stranger: wheres ur balls mr man
You: before your husband sees you on the comp and beats you
Stranger: why dont u come and make me???
Stranger: i dont have a husband
You: you must be an ugly one then
Stranger: lol
Stranger: freakin funny
You: ?
Stranger: i was ms florida in the ms amerkka copm in 1994
You: in a sexy time competition?
You: i doubt it
You: my 8-year old wife could out sex you
Stranger: keep dreamin
Stranger: loser
Stranger: ur a pedophile u no that???
Stranger: punk burn in bloody hell
You: ain't pedophile another word for a great sexy-time guy?
You: if so then yeah
Stranger: no a child molester
You: !!!
You: my wife don't like to be called a child
Stranger: well she is
You: at least that's what she said when i called her that
Stranger: tell her to get back to 2nd grade
You: when she argues with me i smack her in the face
You: and she makes me a sandwitch
Stranger: fatass
Stranger: whatthe helll is wrong with u?
You: ain't ya ever been to the south?
Stranger: yes
You: well this is how us southerners live
Stranger: and i pounded about 8 guys that wanted to merry me
You: you did the poundin'?
You: what a bunch a pussys
Stranger: ya sent them all to the hospital
Stranger: u wish
You: hospitals are fer sissys
Stranger: and almost killed to more in a knife
Stranger: fidgt
Stranger: fight*
You: i can see why nobody wants to sex you up
Stranger: no i just dont knock up southerners
You: if my wife treated me like that sheed wake up in the middle of a corn field
Stranger: well thatd be a hell of a lot better than living with you
Stranger: the corn could treat her better than u
You: but then how would she pleasure her self without me?
You: that's right
You: she couldnt
You: now get back to the kitchen
Stranger: masterbaution
Stranger: u hard of it???
You: lol yea i've 'hard' of it
Stranger: tand shes 8
Stranger: she shouldnt be having sex anyway
You: but my best buddy from elementary school (he's 30) has a 6 year old wife
You: they have two kids
Stranger: wtf???
Stranger: how is a 6yr old supostd to be fertile?
You: don't fertile mean good in sexy time
Stranger: fertile means able to produce babies
Stranger: idiot
You: make me a sandwitch
You: i'm hungry
You: oh i'm sorry i ment to say that too my wife
Stranger: go to mcdonnalds u filthy ass hole
You: mcdonnalds tastes bad
Stranger: im leaving ur not worth talkin to
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Stranger: ive heard its good though
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Stranger: you?
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Stranger: yup
You: bruno is also a cool movie
You: Like a very slighlty less gay version of Twilight
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Stranger: well twilight is pretty gay
You: CEDRIC DIGGORY DIES
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Stranger: ive read the books, but thanks for the potential spoilers lol
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You: I find it surprising that Bella's vagina doesn't break after Edward sexes her with a penis as hard as stone and his super strength
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Stranger: never read the twilight books myself
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You: or are you a queer?
Stranger: lol the internet is a great source for porn
Stranger: and no, im not queer, but thanks for asking
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You: If you're a woman, I want sex from you
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You: You're a shame
You: if you don't want my cock
Stranger: hey
Stranger: you're hilarious
Stranger: im sure you could suck it yourseld, dickwad
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so uh this next one i had to edit a bit out... some of it was just too much for KHI

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Stranger: hi
You: how goes it
Stranger: haha
Stranger: good
Stranger: asl?
You: I asked you first
You: asl?
Stranger: ok, 16 male australia
Stranger: and u?
You: 17 F USA
Stranger: where is usa?
Stranger: where in usa sooooooooorrrrrryyy
You: California
Stranger: where IN usa?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im from adelaide
You: that's pretty cool
Stranger: youknow of adelaide?
You: yeah
You: so, you a virgin?
You: BLOWJOBS DO NOT COUNT
Stranger: well yeah im only 16 sooo
Stranger: it's kind of normal
You: kind of
You: all my friends are sluts
Stranger: haha
Stranger: and u?
You: yeah, i am too
You: but not the bitchy kind of slut
You: the hot kind
Stranger: because i wouldn't suggest omegle as a site for finding some one nice, there are sooooo many pedos on here
You: yeah, i know
You: i've been cyber raped sooooo many times...
Stranger: cyber raped?
Stranger: what's that
Stranger: like abused?
You: it's cyber sex.... WITHOUT CONSENT
Stranger: oooooooooooooook then
Stranger: u wanna talk about something other than sex?
You: sure, why not
Stranger: sex is good but not over the internet
You: yeah, okay
Stranger: so, do you go to college?
You: i'm 17
You: finishing off high school this year
Stranger: im not sure how the education system works over there
Stranger: is college like high school or uni?
You: College is University.
Stranger: ooooh ok
You: High school goes until 18, then college
Stranger: new fact for me
Stranger: ok
Stranger: got it
You: cool
Stranger: what are you interested in (other than sex)
Stranger: ?
You: music, mostly
You: and sex
Stranger: music cool, what kind?
You: all kinds
You: odds are, if i hear something, i'll like it
Stranger: do you play an instrument?
You: no
You: i wish i did
Stranger: me 2
Stranger: but ive got no time
You: sometimes i sing.... in bed
You: lolol jk
Stranger: haha
Stranger: my brother plays bass guitar and wants me to play drums or electric so we can start a band
You: i find people that play drums to be very attractive
You: just so you know
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok, ill keep that in mind
You: dfklafsdf
You: sorry if i'm randomly typing,
You: i'm being pleasured as we talk
Stranger: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
Stranger: hmmmmmm....
You: adfsk
You: sorry, sorry
You: he smacked my head against the keyboard
Stranger: problay
You: so, seen any good movies lately?
You: awewefsadfsdfad
Stranger: lol, like you would talk to some random while having sex
You: oh
You: oh yeah
Stranger: that is true multitasking
You: it's pretty hard, but i like it
You: sdkfjasdf
Stranger: wtf?
You: eawfdfasdfawefeewwaefwaef
You: sorry
Stranger: it would seem you really love dirty talking
You: why do you think that?
You: dfsadfdsafsdf
Stranger: hhhmmmm, just something gives it away
Stranger: maybe the fact that all you've been talking about is sex
Stranger: lol
You: well it's one of my interests
You: oh my god
Stranger: fair enuf
You: yeah
You: sorry if i don't respon, i'm jus getin preti intu it
You: afwafaafsfasaffaafsaf
Stranger: omg, should i get some popcorn?
You: i wish you could see this
Stranger: this is like some weird comedy movie
You: qaaqwwqaqwqfaqffwfwqfwwffwfwfwfwqwqffwfwwfqwfq
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: omg im laughing so hard
You: that's not the only thing that's hard
You: ;D
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: you are soooooooo faking that
You: well this was fun talking to you
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeh it was
You: let's just say it was a pleasure
Stranger: LAMO
Stranger: sorry mispelt
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Stranger: hey hey i know you! wazzup mah nigga
Stranger: got me mah weed?
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Stranger: why?
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Stranger: how come?
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You: so
You: I'm callum anyway lol
Stranger: cool :)
Stranger: i'm joe
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Stranger: i'm serious
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Stranger: what proof do you want?
Stranger: ask me anything
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Stranger: audition
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Stranger: colombia dropped us
Stranger: i'd like to think i was good
You: what do you think of miley cyrus
Stranger: great girl
You: but
Stranger: but?
You: you want her in the butt? some christian you are
Stranger: butt and but is two completley different things
You: you would know
Stranger: obviously you don't
You: i do believe you have failed to pick up on what we call a pun
Stranger: that's punny
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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: im black
Stranger: im white
You: lets make gray
Stranger: oke
You: are you female?
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: you ?
You: damn i wanted to make a little obama
You: im male :9
Stranger: ow shit
Stranger: not good
Stranger: bye
You: bye :(
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