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the omegle thread; damn racists



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You: touching myself
You: how about you?
Stranger: violence
You: that's a third or fourth for me
You: what kind of violence do you like?
Stranger: sadism
You: awesome
You: i'm more of a masochist myself
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this was a pretty cool thing.
 

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You: I'm Marshall Mathers
Stranger: you mean mathews?
Stranger: doubt it
You: no
You: Marshall Mathers
Stranger: oh cus marshall mathews is eminem haha
You: ....no
You: Marshall Mathers is Eminem
Stranger: no..
Stranger: ok yr stupid
Stranger: vye
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Dumb fuck, look on wikipedia next time bitch.
 

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You: IM SO HORNY!
Stranger: go fuck yourself then
You: I wish I could
You: I was born without hands
You: ass hole
Stranger: disconnect
Stranger: now
You: Make me bitch!
Stranger: you dont want me to make you
You: You will disconnect first.
You: And I will win.
Stranger: i will never disconnect
Stranger: i will run you down
Stranger: GOOOOOOOO
Stranger: NOWWW
You: NEVAH
You: If I disconnect my parents beat me.
Stranger: so?
You: Then I get hornier.
You: Its a vicious cycle.
Stranger: but they is the best
You: YOU DO FUCKING BEST
You: YOU DA FUCKING BEST
You: THA BEST I EVAH HAD
You: THA BEST I EVAH HAD
Stranger: calm down stranger, calm down
You: You tha' strangah
You: khicoolbeans
Stranger: there is a little button you can press called disconnect, it'll make all this go away...
You: But this is fun
You: I don't use protection, so you should get tested.
You: for cyber aids
Stranger: i do so maybe you're fucking yourself?
You: I have 2 vaginas
Stranger: lucky you
You: No
You: It's bothersome
Stranger: are you sure one of them isnt your arsehole and maybe you are talking out of it?
You: Spam bots are cool beans
You: Spam bots are cool beans
You: Spam bots are cool beans
You: Spam bots are cool beans
You: Spam bots are cool beans
You: Spam bots are cool beans
You: Spam bots are cool beans
You: Spam bots are cool beans
You: Spam bots are cool beans
You: Spam bots are cool beans
You: Spam bots are cool beans
You: Spam bots are cool beans
You: Spam bots are cool beans
You: Spam bots are cool beans
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i was right
Stranger: but the important thing is we have learned something
You: I learned something new everyday
You: Yesterday I learned about masturbation
You: Its the shit.
Stranger: nobody learns something new everyday, its a myth
Stranger: you are deluded
You: Having sex with dead people is fun.
You: Because they don't make fun of my small penis.
Stranger: it's the way you tell 'em
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I mofuckin' won!



This one is definitely a lil' explicit. o_O

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You: IM SO HORNY!
Stranger: ME TO
Stranger: OMG SOULMATES :O
You: LETS FUCK
Stranger: OKEJ
Stranger: AH AH AH AH THERE RIGHT THERE YEEEEA
Stranger: HARDER
Stranger: YEEEA
You: *MOANS* TAKE IT YOU CUNTSLUT
Stranger: DONE
You: YEAH! I"M GETTING DEEP IN YOUR PIXXYSAUCE SPEWING MAN YOGURT ALL OVER YOU FUCKING UTTERS!
Stranger: OMG IM SOO WET
Stranger: FINGER ME
Stranger: OWWW THERE RIGHT THERE SO GOOD
You: *SHOVES THE TV REMOTE IN YOUR ASS*
Stranger: AHAHAHAHHAAHA
Stranger: wierdo
You: TAKE IT CUNTWACKER?
Stranger: IM TAKING IT
You: I'M GONNA SODOMIZE YOU LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE!
Stranger: YEEES
You: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME MERCHANDISE?
Stranger: I WOULD LOVE TO
You: I HAVE SOME LUNATICS UNDERWEAR
Stranger: BLUE WHIT BEARS ON
You: THE ONLY FUCKING UNDERWEAR THAT WILL JACK YOU OFF WHILE YOU SHRED DOWN MOUNT EVEREST ON A PLANK OF WOOD WHILE A BUNCH OF PIRATES TRY TO CATCH YOU AND RAPE YOU IN THE ASS
Stranger: AHAHHAA OHH I LIKE IT N THE ASS RAAARW
Stranger: ARRW*

Stranger: I CAN SOUND LIKE A TIGER RAARW
Stranger: MJAAOOU
Stranger: VOF VOF
You: HOW ABOUT THIS?
You: I GOT A FUCKING OMEGLE ACTION FIGURE
Stranger: AHAHA
You: IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME AND HAS MY FAVORITE SAYING!
You: *PRESSES BUTTON*
Stranger: WOOOW
Stranger: WE R SOULMATES
You: "ILL FUCK YOUR MOM IN THE ASS WITH A RAZOR DILDO, WHILE IM IN A DRIVE BY IN A BUICK, WITH A FUCKING MONKEY"
You: IT EVEN HAS PUSH ACTION AND EYE LAZERS AND SHIT, ITS FUCKING CONGRESS ASS RAMMER!
Stranger: OKEY WELL I SUCKKS MY BF WHILE IM WRITIN THIS
Stranger: IS HARD
Stranger: TRY IT
Stranger: AND NOW HE COME
You: I NEVER COMME
You: I HATE BEING SEXUALLY SATISFIED
Stranger: I CAN MAKE U COME
You: YOU CAN NOT MAKE ME COME
You: CUZ YOUR A WHORE
Stranger: YES I CAN
You: I DONT LIKE WHORED
Stranger: IM NOT
Stranger: HAHA IM VIRIGN
You: I HAVE ONE MORE PIECE OF MERCHANDISE FOR YOU
Stranger: I JUST SUCKS HIM
You: TRY THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS *HOLDS OUT HAT*
You: it keeps your head warm...
Stranger: kk
Stranger: ahahha u r wierd
You: WHILE YOUR FUCKING YOUR BOY FRIEND IN THE ASS AND A BUNCH OF ROBOT NINJAS SHOW UP, AND YOU HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASS WITH A GIGANTIC COCK!
Stranger: IM DOING IT RIGHT NOW
Stranger: AND IS SOO GOOOD
Stranger: BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BY E

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You: FUCK MY ASSHOLE
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Stranger: ya

Stranger: hello

Stranger: im japanese

You: Nice.

Stranger: u ?

You: I'm american

Stranger: nice to meet you

Stranger: how ur?

You: Nice to meet you as well.

You: I'm good

Stranger: what did you do today?

You: The day's just started over here. I'm just in the midst of eating breakfast

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i forgot that

Stranger: in japan

Stranger: now

Stranger: its 0:10am

You: o.o

You: I've NEVER seen that before

You: is it ever "0:00?"

You: lmao

Stranger: ya

You: oh wow

You: that is quite lulzy

Stranger: 4,8,2009

Stranger: 0:10am

You: ah. my set up is radically different from that

You: I envy you. Your country is ahead of us in almost everything.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: indeed

You: I've also learned a few things. About how the mafia is in charge of everything

Stranger: im in tokyo

Stranger: u where ?

You: And young girls are sold all the time

You: I was intrigued

You: They grab them early and isolate the fathers

You: Whereas 'support groups' are actually based on prostitution in marketing children

Stranger: bob!

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You: hey there

Stranger: hey

Stranger: horny female?

You: yes.

You: =]

Stranger: i want to fuck

You: i want to fuck too

You: i like it hardcore

You: up the ass usually

Stranger: yes i want it

You: yes. you want to fuck me hard

Stranger: i want it now

You: yes. just imagine me bending over

Stranger: oh god

Stranger: i like it

You: i know you do

Stranger: suck my dick

You: my ass is hot and tight

Stranger: i want to kiss your ass

You: you can kiss my ballsack too ;)

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You: God is watching you.
Stranger: see me writing^^
You: He's watching you masturbate.
Stranger: m/f?
You: God has no gender.
Stranger: ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Stranger: hey 21 male with webcam u interested?
You: Hell yeah!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: asl plz
You: 22/f/Florida
Stranger: cool
Stranger: have msn?
You: Yeah
You: I also have a penis
You: which is win
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Lulz. VV

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Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: horny girl?
You: Well I'm not horny now.
You: But I could be ;)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: fun
You: It's all about the chase hunny.
Stranger: of course it is
Stranger: if shes easy, is she really worth it?
You: I don't think so.
Stranger: me too hehe
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 17
Stranger: cool
Stranger: so whatcha into babe?
You: The dirty stuff...heehee
Stranger: lol
You: I like being talked to like I'm bad.
Stranger: oh
You: I like being told what to do.
Stranger: fun
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: like slut and bitch?
You: Mmhm =]
Stranger: oooooh
Stranger: i like talking bad too
Stranger: so i think this will work
Stranger: do you have any toys to use on your tight little hole?
You: I only have one, but it's nice.
You: It vibrates.
Stranger: cool
You: And it has ridges.
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: wreck that puss
Stranger: pussy*
You: And I like to use it on my...well...heehee
You: my ass. *Blush*
Stranger: oh hehe
Stranger: well thats rare
Stranger: a girl that lieks anal
Stranger: how thick/long is it?
You: I'ts about 2 inches thick. 8 Inches long.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: how deep can you get it to go?
You: Almost all the way.
Stranger: nice
You: Oh wow...
You: Just thinking about it ...
You: it makes my cock hard.
Stranger: me too
You: I need my lube.
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lolpossiblegraphiccontent

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You: sexytime?
Stranger: do you frequent chan?
Stranger: yes
You: <:
You: what is this i don't even
Stranger: lol
You: lol sup
Stranger: i'm 12 and what is this
You: i don't even
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: mudkipz <:
Stranger: you're doing mudkipz?
You: hell yes... i can;t find anyone else to screw >:
Stranger: ok i just drawn this but i think you will like it http://chrisaclef.deviantart.com/art/Thumbs-up-132305083
Stranger: but if not you can make fun of me
You: is it et?
Stranger: yep on drugs
You: :D
Stranger: so do you like it
Stranger: i can't draw gooood
You: sure, it's awesome <:
Stranger: the rest of my stuff is horrible
Stranger: that is like a picture of a beautiful mudkip compared to the rest
You: cool story bro
Stranger: yup it is a cool story bro
You: cool beans <:
Stranger: cooool beans
You: coooooooool
Stranger: ka ka ka ka cool bah bah beans
You: it's over 9000!
Stranger: i have over 9000 penises
You: i have over 9000 pussies
Stranger: individually wrapped and ready to be shipped
You: shall we fuck over 9000 times
Stranger: yes we shall
You: *fuck*
You: well that was pretty cool beans
Stranger: yep cool beans
Stranger: so
Stranger: cool beans?
You: in the ass
You: ?
Stranger: cool beans in the ass?
You: hell yes
You: kinky shit right there
Stranger: sounds cool
You: do you want them or do you want to shove them
Stranger: are you familiar with pedrobear?
Stranger: yeah i'll take them
You: you mean pedobear
Stranger: no his spanish cousin
Stranger: pedro
You: oh, right on
Stranger: he likes tacos
Stranger: and kids
You: i like sals
You: a
Stranger: he likes sals
Stranger: a
You: i also enjoy trains on a frequent basis
You: and little girls
You: i fire mah lazor into their asses <:
Stranger: i enjoy trains and little trannies
Stranger: you do charge it first though right?
You: of course
You: i charge it for over 9000
You: then i release at 32 psi
Stranger: then what happens?
You: they disintegrate after they orgasm >:
Stranger: awesome no evidence
You: indeed
You: then i come home to my 8 year old wife
Stranger: isn't that kind of old?
You: she's the only one who can withstand my cock of fury
Stranger: oh so you like milf lolis
You: yes <:
Stranger: lol
You: i shove my balls all up in dat ass
Stranger: and they secretly have vaginas in their ears
Stranger: but they go deaf if you do it wrong
You: i enjoy cuming in earpussies
Stranger: well i have to go charge my lazers so bye
You: bawwwwwwwwwwwr
You: you spoilt crisis core for me ;~;
Stranger: boxxy loves you
You: bith
You: bitch*
Stranger: and linetrap too
You: and mario
Stranger: and donkey kong
You: he enjoys lmfaping on your ass
Stranger: and darktrap
You: linerider <:
Stranger: and throwing barrels of loli
You: hurry up and leave you heartless bastard >:
Stranger: byyyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssssssssss but i will miss you forever until i liik at cp
Stranger: and i'll remember you
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pretty cool beans <:
 

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Stranger: hey
You: hello
You: male or female
Stranger: male
You: oh hey baby
Stranger: lol
Stranger: someone is horny?
You: yeah, do you want to cyber?
Stranger: sure, can i see a picture so i know you face?
You: I don't have a picture on this computer, but I promise I'm pretty.
Stranger: okay
You: mkay.
You: You wanna start big boy?
You: ;)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what are you wearing, and dont lie
You: well
You: I'm wearing a pink bra and panties, that's it.
Stranger: home alone?
You: yeah.
Stranger: cool, me to
You: so do you want to take those pants off?
Stranger: lol, there allready off
You: oh, mmm, I want to play with your penis.
You: I want to suck it up and down.
You: Will you masturbate for me baby?
Stranger: sure
You: mkay ;)
Stranger: i have my hand running up and down my penis
Stranger: just like i would be if i had my fingers all the way in your little pussy
You: lol! you're so funny.
You: so I'm rubbing my hand up and down my dick.
You: do you like that?
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You: i am pedrobear
Stranger: Noooooooooooooooooo
You: yessssssssss
You: <:
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: IM ONLY 10
Stranger: AND IM SOOOOO YOUNG AND JUICY
Stranger: come get mah
You: .:
You: um
You: well...
Stranger: {RUNS)
You: if you want, i guess i will
You: *boomerangs*
Stranger: * IS TRAPPED*
You: haw haw haw
You: imma make you a new asshole now <:
Stranger: *cries for moomy*
Stranger: xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: you cry for moomy then
Stranger: moomy moomy
Stranger: come here
Stranger: moomy
You: xD
Stranger: *takes of skin*
Stranger: and becomes
Stranger: SALMONMAN
Stranger: shit
You: GIRUGAMESHHHHHHH
Stranger: wht
You: girugamesh
Stranger: porn
Stranger: ...
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HAHAHA. Some of these are quite the laugh.

You: heylo.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: you first ;)
Stranger: sydney
Stranger: you?
Stranger: you have no respect. I wanna dirty talk
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Stranger: ask me about my wiener!
You: ...lmfao
You: how long is it?
Stranger: 7 inches u?
You: i'm female.
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Stranger: hey
You: hey!
You: :)
Stranger: wer from
You: where are YOU from?
Stranger: pa
You: i.e Penn State, USA?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: pittsburg
Stranger: u b/g
You: Girl.
You: you?
Stranger: boy
You: Ah cool.
Stranger: so wer r u from?
You: England.
Stranger: o kool
Stranger: age?
You: 18.
You: you?
Stranger: 7
You: hahaha, you serious?
Stranger: yes y?
You: Isn't that a little young?
Stranger: not really
You: really,
Stranger: for wat?
You: and to think I was going to go on webcam for ya.
Stranger: mmmhmmmmm
You: and I'm pretty horny too,
You: what a shame you're underage!
Stranger: omg omg i was jk
Stranger: im 16
You: how can I believe anything you say?!
Stranger: r u serious?
You: I'm serious in that I don't know if I can believe you're 16.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: ths SUCKS
You: yet still doesn't suck as hard as me when I'm giving a guy head
Stranger: im sadd now
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: i love head
Stranger: they call me mr.bj
You: ....just no.
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Stranger: oh! ASL? please
You: 19/female/UK
You: I already know you are 18/???/China
You: are you male or female?
Stranger: female
Stranger: 。。。you are sexy woman
You: O_O
You: Okay. like i said, i think chinese people are hot.
Stranger: really? i like Thai woman
You: me too,
You: also Vietnamese.
Stranger: yes. i like thire skin colour, big eyes
You: so, are you heterosexual?
You: i.e. do you like boys or girls more?
Stranger: i like Thai girls
You: O_O
You: are you having a late night?
Stranger: yes it is so late.... 1:17
Stranger: i always have late nights
You: me too, when I can.
You: sometimes I can't sleep.
Stranger: that is so great meet with you who also enjoy nights
You: I like thinking at night.
You: but i do like sleep :)
Stranger: thinking woman is sexy
You: O_O
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Though I have talked to some really cool people. So I regret nothing xD
 
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I've decided that I like this.
 

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You: hi <:
Stranger: hii, are you a girl ;)??
You: yes
Stranger: oh nice =)
Stranger: u froM?
You: america
Stranger: oh nice ;)
Stranger: whats your name baby?
You: sarah :3
Stranger: oh hott name ;);)
Stranger: how old?
You: 15
Stranger: oh ;)
Stranger: btw, whats the clock in us? =O
You: it's about 3am
Stranger: in the night? ;)
You: yeah :3
Stranger: okey ;)
Stranger: so what you wearing ;)?
You: underwear and a bra ;3
Stranger: oooh very nice ;)
Stranger: i wish i could be with and take it off ;)
You: oh no... i just got wet
Stranger: oh thats great ;);)
You: it shows up a lot because it's light pink :/
Stranger: and i could lick your little pussy ;)
You: o:
Stranger: uhhmm very nice ;)
You: what are you wearing :)
Stranger: i only wear boxer at the moment ;) and feeling hard ;)
Stranger: you want me to lick your pussy baby ;)?
You: oh my... don't break the boxers hehe
Stranger: grr oh no i take them off ;)
Stranger: whats your brah size honey ;)?
You: c32 :3
Stranger: grrr me like ;)
You: oh man... now i have to take off my underwear ><
Stranger: mmh very nice ;) and i wish i was there with you baby ;)
You: why? o"
You: o:*
Stranger: so i could rub and suck your tits and more ;)
Stranger: is your pussy tight ;)?
You: yes, i can only fit one finger in at the moment
Stranger: oh nice ;)
Stranger: is your pussy shaved to ;)?
You: yes
Stranger: what would you do to my 8inch cock right now ;)?
You: chop it off and use it for my cat to play with :3
Stranger: no i rather put it in your pussy ;)
You: you dirty man >:
Stranger: ye iam ;)
You: how old are you
Stranger: iam 16
You: where from? o:
Stranger: us ;)
Stranger: why?
You: just asking ^^
Stranger: okey ;)
You: im rubbing my pussy o:
Stranger: does it feel wet ;)?
You: very ><
Stranger: gaah i love to lick it now with my wet tougne ;)
Stranger: you got msn baby? ;)
You: no, sorry >:
Stranger: if you want to see me my cock ;)
You: you can see mine instead
Stranger: ?
You: yeah that's right
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lol fucking dumbass
 

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You: "asl" is boring
You: It's at the top of the fucking page, man.
Stranger: find something interesting to talk about!
Stranger: you know what's more boring?
Stranger: "Say hi!"
Stranger: fucking idiot
Stranger: get a brain
He hurt my feelings. =(

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Stranger: im a guy and looking for a guy
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Optimus Rhyme

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Bastard didn't give me a chance D:

This could get a bit frisky, to warn you.
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Stranger: eyo
You: Hey-o
Stranger: haha :D how are u?
You: I'm decent, I suppose. You?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i'm good :)
You: That's good
Stranger: oh yea
You: oh yea what?
Stranger: nothing
You: No it's okay pal you can tell me
Stranger: no, it's nothing :)
You: If you insist
You: Well, anyway I've got a pretty annoying headache right now.
Stranger: Ok :/
You: I'm making friendly convorsatioin.
You: Are you not ok with that?
Stranger: Hha :)
You: I'm serious. I don't know if this relationship can work if we aren't trusting of each other.
Stranger: Okey
You: So you'll love me, right?
You: Wait, you're a guy, right?
Stranger: No:p
You: Fuck. Because I'm a flaming homosexual.
Stranger: haha okey
You: Let's talk about the hottest celebs.
You: I think the JoBros are so cute <3333333
Stranger: haha they're okay
You: Only ok?
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: yes
You: Okay.
You: wut shud we talk aboot now
You: (I said that like a canadian)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i don't know
You: Surely two snazzy young upstarts such as ourselves can think of something.
Stranger: right
You: What's it like to have boobs?
Stranger: get one of them and you'll know
You: Well, it's not like I'm going to develop. And I'd prefer two, honestly. Can't you just tell me?
Stranger: haha
You: Was that a yes?
Stranger: i don't know
You: It can't be that hard. I can tell you what it's like to have a penis, if you want.
Stranger: no
You: k
You: How many times have you had sex?
Stranger: why so curios
You: y so srs
Stranger: queee
You: Oh, nothing.
You: Idk.
You: I'm kind of a man-whore, if you will.
You: I've lost count
Stranger: haha ok
You: I'm serious.
Stranger: nice for u
You: I'm getting the vibe that you don't like me very much
Stranger: nah, just tired of omegle right now
Stranger: on
You: You're a regular here?
Stranger: no
You: o i c
Stranger: :)
You: 8========D
Stranger: haha =)
You: Haha indeed.
Stranger: woo :D
You: What ethnicity are you?
Stranger: white? or what?
You: What do you mean or what?
You: White's all I really needed to know.
Stranger: i was not sure about what u mean
You: kk
Stranger: yea
You: It's just that I want you to join the cult I'm a part of. The best part is you get sex like every night ;)
You: well
You: cult is a bad way to put it
You: more like club
Stranger: okay..
You: So will you?
Stranger: don't know
You: You don't know about a lot of things =/
Stranger: no
You: Well out of the two things I've asked you don't know either.
Stranger: no
Stranger: :(
You: are u agreeing wit me
Stranger: mabye
You: thats confusing to me
You: So anyway a few days ago I was watching hannah montana (do you like that show?) and it was a really suspenseful episode
Stranger: never seen it, or mabye twice
You: you're missing out its really good
You: what shows do u like
Stranger: hm dont like shows
You: what about movies
You: The hannah montana movie was great
Stranger: never seen it
You: whats ur fav movie
Stranger: i don't have a
Stranger: one *
You: o
You: Sorry I had to take a dumo
You: dump*
Stranger: ok
You: So if you don't watch tv or movies, what do you do for fun
Stranger: haha
You: You rofl for fun?
Stranger: yes :D
You: Nice. I masturbate.
Stranger: fun for u
You: Yeah and it feels good too
Stranger: a
You: a?
Stranger: :D
You: what does a mean
Stranger: nothing special
You: k
Stranger: yezzz .D
You: I've got to get going soon, so can I just have your cell number so we can talk later?
Stranger: noway :D
You: MSN? AIM? Facebook? LiveJournal? Myspace?
Stranger: noothing sry
You: Ok
You: Well it was nice talking to you
Stranger: the same :)
You: Bye
Stranger: byee
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I tried to be a dick to make her leave, but she wouldn't so I did.
 
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I... this is great.
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Stranger: penis
You: break on through to the other side
You: i like
Stranger: f?
You: yeah
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im m
You: awesome
You: age?
Stranger: 15 u
You: 17
Stranger: i qualify for 17 tho
You: okay
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: where do you live
You: usa
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what town
You: cali
Stranger: im not gonna stalk you or anything
You: LA
Stranger: i know
Stranger: my relatives live there
Stranger: are you ugly
You: i don't think so
You: and neither does my boyfriend
You: his dick is huge
Stranger: show me a picture of you
Stranger: so is mine
You: i'm on my boyfriend's labtop
You: i don't have any pictures on it
You: sorry
You: ;/
Stranger: take one then upload it
You: that's take too long
You: like my boyfriend's dick
Stranger: ill wait
You: okay
Stranger: so ur gonna take one and send it?
You: oh
You: no
You: i can't
You: sorry
You: ;/
Stranger: would you of
You: well yeah
You: of course
Stranger: naked?
You: the first pic wouldn't be
Stranger: second?
You: yeah
Stranger: do you have a phoen
Stranger: ne*
You: yeah
You: why?
Stranger: pic message me
You: okay
You: i don't know your number
Stranger: wats ur numvber
You: i asked first
You: ;D
Stranger: promise youll tell me yours ?
You: yeah
You: of course
Stranger: 619-4387. text it now so i know your telling the truth :)
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tbh I feel sorry for the guy.
 

Lancelot

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^ lmfao

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You: hii
Stranger: yo.
Stranger: wtf.
Stranger: why two 'ii's'
Stranger: it's 'hi'
Stranger: or nothing at all.
You: because I have two eyes
Stranger: you dumb bitch.
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: nice try
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 m aus
Stranger: too old
Stranger: any younger sibling or sth?
Stranger: cousins will do
You: i have a brother
You: 13
Stranger: Hmm he's on the limit
Stranger: Where does he live?
Stranger: I can bring him candies
You: :/ how old are you
Stranger: Can't tell they'll identify me
Stranger: let's say that I'm mature
Stranger: y know I love children
Stranger: I bring them toys
You: so in other words you're probably atleast 25
Stranger: 25? That's my son's age
Stranger: ooops I shouldn told that
Stranger: 'm sorry
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: where can I find your brother?
Stranger: I'll bring him toys
Stranger: and candy
Stranger: ooops they'd trail me I shoulnt had told my son's age
Stranger: bye
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wuts up lol?
Stranger: good. =)
Stranger: my name is clair
You: that's crazy!
You: what a coincidence
Stranger: you too?
You: no, that would be silly
You: my names john
You: but that's crazy that you're name is clair!
You: so what's up blair?
Stranger: why?
Stranger: you mean, gossip girl?
You: i meant what i said
You: please answer the question, it's imperative that you do.
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:(
i said you're when i should have said your, ha!
 

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you're going gramar nazi on yourself; nice
 
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