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Re: The official Omegle thread

I did that literally 50 times last night, TLA. I either got 'Lol Welcome to 2004', 'FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ******FAGGOT', or an automatic disconnection
 

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Re: The official Omegle thread

What happens when two assholes get in the same room together?


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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: from?
You: Bizzaro World, masturbation IS a sin here
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You: HI!
Stranger: hey
You: What it do baby boo
Stranger: ?
You: Sorry, that was my Snoop Dogg impression
Stranger: >.>
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Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: i hav big tits
Stranger: u
You: Hawt
Stranger: lol u a guy
Stranger: ?
You: Of course
Stranger: mk
You: Black guy
Stranger: HOT
You: I know
You: Say good bye to ur perfcet vagina
Stranger:eek:k
Stranger: blue eyes.brown hair.thin.BIG BOOBs
Stranger: (=
You: Hawt
You: Send me a email
You: NOW!
Stranger: ummmmm weird
Stranger: i mite go
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You: Hi

Stranger: my previous chat partner disconnected because i am south african

Stranger: hi

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Re: The official Omegle thread

You: i'm so ronery
Stranger: define ronery
You: sorry
You: i need to practice my engrish
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Re: The official Omegle thread

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: You have 30 seconds to convince me you're not one of those freaks interested in cybersex

You: I'm asexual

Stranger: nice

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Re: The official Omegle thread

Isn't it awesome when you actually find a cool person on Omegle? I found someone and he helped me pick out parts for my new computer AND we discussed skateboarding, kid was the fucking man.
 

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Re: The official Omegle thread

^ Rarely does it happen, but it is good when you do :>

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You: Hi

Stranger: my previous chat partner disconnected because i am south african

Stranger: hi

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I'm south african D:<
 

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Re: The official Omegle thread

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i fukken luh u mang
 

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Re: The official Omegle thread

Stranger: hey

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Stranger: RAWR

Stranger: i love you

You: me too.

Stranger: concieded bitch

You: So?

You: Aren't I allowed to be if I'm generally better?

Stranger: ur a dick

You: i know

Stranger: concieded people die

You: but this is the internets

You: so who fucking cares

Stranger: idk

Stranger: ur mom sucks cock in hell

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Re: The official Omegle thread

i had one that was along the lines of this:

stranger: hey, what's up?
you: the ceiling, typically
stranger: goddammit
stranger: you know what i meant
stranger: making you a semantic faggot
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Re: The official Omegle thread

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hello

You: (>' '(>0.o)> SURPRISE!

Stranger: im sorry but the person you are trying to reach is taking a crap. please elave a message after the beep

Stranger: *leave

You: No, no fucking message.Its surprise butt sex time

Stranger: sorry babe, m,y ass is full of crap rite now

You: Kinky?

Stranger: maybeee

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Re: The official Omegle thread

Stranger: GO FIND REAL GIRLFRIENDS YOU STUPID FUCKING HORNY NERDS
You: oh hey
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You: heyo
Stranger: hey
You: what is up
Stranger: not much
Stranger: you?
You: nothing
You: so what do you want to talk about
Stranger: music
You: i love music
You: what's your favorite band
Stranger: foo fighters
You: pretty cool
Stranger: you?
You: Between the Buried and Me
Stranger: i have heard of them
You: so have i
Stranger: of course you fag
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Stranger: Hello
You: will you be my friend?
You: my boyfriend just left me
You: i'm pretty lonely, and i need someone to talk to
Stranger: Really?
You: yeah
Stranger: R u an Englishwoman?
You: yea
Stranger: vicky?
You: sure
Stranger: :O OH!
You: will you be my friend?
Stranger: OF COURSE
Stranger: but maybe, We might know each other
You: who do you think i am?
Stranger: Is your name vicky? correctly?
You: yeah, it is. who are you?
Stranger: We are friends
You: ... Rich?
Stranger: haha No
Stranger: Guess
You: Theo?
You: Tom?
You: Eric?
Stranger: Do you enter msn now?
You: yeah, i'm on
You: i'll ttyl
You: ;D
Stranger: Yes
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Re: The official Omegle thread

lmfao at the last one

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: SURPRISE BUTTSECKS
You: how does it feel
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You: hi
Stranger: Hiiii.:)
You: how are youuuu?
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fucking shitbitch >:
 
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You: hiiiiiii
Stranger: the game
You: which game?
You: persona?
You: :D
Stranger: no mind game
You: ... boggle?
Stranger: when you think of it, you lose the game
Stranger: mind game
You: :/
You: thats a shitty game
Stranger: it is a hard game
You: i prefer SURPRISE BUTTSECKS
Stranger: you have just lost the game.
Stranger: how do you play that?
You: thats what she said :D
Stranger: you gonna get raped
You: yay
Stranger: thats what he said
Stranger: it's a trap
You: O:
You: ACKBAR
Stranger: i can count to patoto
You: you can't even type it :/
Stranger: what s the correct spelling?
You: potato
Stranger: potatoe
You: s
Stranger: toes?
You: no
You: oe is only for the s
Stranger: ahh nice
Stranger: are you from americas?
You: no
Stranger: aus?
You: mhm
Stranger: brit?
You: no
Stranger: algeria?
You: i said yes to australia dude
Stranger: you said mhm
You: that means yes
Stranger: i dont get it? is it aborginian language?
You: .... do you know how racist that is
Stranger: sorry about that...
Stranger: what is racist about saying aborginian.
Stranger: arent they the native of the australia?
You: yes, but we aren't all aboriginal
Stranger: yes i know.
Stranger: i like australian cowboys.
You: ok then...
Stranger: are there any of them around you?
You: nope
Stranger: they catch koala and eat them.
Stranger: koala is like a living fruit.
Stranger: it is born on a tree, lives there and dies there.
You: yes, yes they do
Stranger: if you stay too much on a tree, you become a fruit.
Stranger: how old is you?
You: 50
Stranger: old guy
You: oi faggot, stop dissing me
Stranger: dissing?
You: yes
Stranger: i am from /b/. i am invincible.
Stranger: ausfag
You: lick my /b/ balls
Stranger: hello
You: :/
Stranger: i was just teasing you
You: >:/
Stranger: what?
You: D:<
Stranger: >:3
You: you need mental help :3
Stranger: why man?
Stranger: i am from turkey.
Stranger: you broke my heart.
You: :3
Stranger: :3 what is this?
You: my balls
You: lick them
You: do they taste good
Stranger: feels good man
You: i hope you get a hairball :D
Stranger: i hope you get a huntsman in your butthole.
Stranger: trap spider
You: oh wow, that comeback was so good, i shit myself
Stranger: yo cant
Stranger: the huntsman in blocking the way
You: there's too much shit coming out of your mouth that i can't tell
Stranger: why cant we be friends?
You: because you called me a fag
You: :>
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this is too funny not to bump with

teehee~

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You: buttsecks?
Stranger: yes please
You: o:
Stranger: woah
You: on with it, i don't have all day
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Re: The official Omegle thread

i want to know too >:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: buttsecks?
Stranger: i want to dip my balls in to your mouth
You: :/
You: i want to rip your anus apart
Stranger: mmm
You: now bend over and say "aaaaa"
Stranger: eeeeeeeee
Stranger: oops, wrong vowel
You: you fucker
You: NOW SAY AAAAAAAAH
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: buttsecks?
Stranger: hi
You: buttsecks? D:
Stranger: no u
You: :/
You: suck my ass
Stranger: ass my suck
Stranger: sup dawg, I herd u liek ass, so I put an ass in your ass so you can ride while your ride
You: ... you do realise you suck majorly, right?
Stranger: and you suck even more?
Stranger: you're pathetic
Stranger: seriously
You: yes, i suck chuppa chups
Stranger: stop trying
You: more sucking that you'd get to do
Stranger: sure po
Stranger: pop
Stranger: haffun sucking kthx
Stranger: bb
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Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hello?
You:....Hi
Stranger: ???
You: I'm sorry i'm upset.
Stranger: Ohhhh
You: My bf just left me
Stranger: You're a girl? And i'm orry.
Stranger: *sorry
You: Thnx.
Stranger: Can I help?
You: No but thanks. You're sweet =)
Stranger: No problem
Stranger: May I ask why?
You: Why??
Stranger: Why, he left?
You: OOPS! I meant I left him. Sorry
Stranger: Ohhh.
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Okay, same Q.
You: Why I dumped him?
Stranger: Yeah lol
You: He wouldn't do anal.
Stranger: You fucking dick.
You: AHAHAHAHA!!
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