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the omegle thread; damn racists



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This shit's too fun not to try at least once

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You: hi
Stranger: who are you?
You: i am chuck norris
Stranger: who's ur daddy?
You: chuck norris
Stranger: where the hood at?
You: chuck norris' anus
Stranger: you know how to tri force?
You: with chuck norris, opium prime and shakeel o'neil
Stranger: and indiana jones
You: that's 4 you dolt
You: chuck norris is not amused
Stranger: why?
You: because your stupidity stains chuck norris' white pants
Stranger: what substance are his balls made of?
You: It is not what substance chuck norris' balls are made of, but what is made of chuck norris
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Re: The official Omegle thread

that shouldn't be to hard to pwn
 

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Re: The official Omegle thread

You:
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You: hi
Stranger: who are you?
You: i am chuck norris
Stranger: who's ur daddy?
You: chuck norris
Stranger: where the hood at?
You: chuck norris' anus
Stranger: you know how to tri force?
You: with chuck norris, opium prime and shakeel o'neil
Stranger: and indiana jones
You: that's 4 you dolt
You: chuck norris is not amused
Stranger: why?
You: because your stupidity stains chuck norris' white pants
Stranger: what substance are his balls made of?
You: It is not what substance chuck norris' balls are made of, but what is made of chuck norris
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Re: The official Omegle thread

You: any guys here?
Stranger: well
Stranger: maybe
You: I've only met girls so far :/
Stranger: i don't believe you
Stranger: :p
You: are you a guy? ^^
Stranger: i've met guys only so far
You: lucky
Stranger: yes, and you?
You: wait, lemme check my pants
You: nope, seems pretty female to me
Stranger: its better to chech
Stranger: check
You: teehee
Stranger: yeah i confirm i am male as well
You: you do that :D
Stranger: so where are you from?
You: Japan
You: and you? :3
Stranger: france
Stranger: well
Stranger: living in uk
Stranger: but french
You: oh, that's pretty cool
Stranger: kinda
Stranger: which city in japan?
You: Osaka...

-[uninteresting talk about traveling and shit]

Stranger: ...i have to go now unfortunatelly
Stranger: do you want my msn?
You: oh, too bad
You: don't have an account, sadly. :(
Stranger: ok
Stranger: email then
You: sure
Stranger: abousse@gmail.com
Stranger: we can talk about travelling another time :)
You: alright, maybe I'll send you something :D
You: sure
Stranger: because i love japan
You: we've got something in common then
Stranger: lol
Stranger: see you miss
You: bye
Stranger: take care
You: oh btw
You: I'm a dude
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Yeah, it's pretty fun.
Almost feel sorry for the guy though, was pretty friendly and not retarded. :/
 

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Re: The official Omegle thread

Lol Callum. I knew this would eventually happen.
 

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Re: The official Omegle thread

Lol it's your damn fault
 

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Re: The official Omegle thread

I know.

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Re: The official Omegle thread

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Re: The official Omegle thread

No, you're just the root of everyone you raepeyed

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Stranger: hello
You: i enjoy youg men in my pantaloons
Stranger: whats a pantaloon
You: you... you don't know? oh my... have you been trapped under a rock?
Stranger: actually, yes. =0
You: oh I'm so sorry ;~; please forgive me
Stranger: can you smell lalalalalala
Stranger: what the rock is cooking?
You: my underpants :/
You: D:
You: did I upset you? or did you just become to greatly aroused by that though
You: thought*
Stranger: no comment
You: >:
You: would you like to see them?
Stranger: see what?
You: my underpants
Stranger: yeah sure
You: D: you perv!
Stranger: are you a guy or girl?
You: depends
Stranger: diapers?
Stranger: incontinence?
Stranger: depends...hmm...disgusting
You: impotence
Stranger: i think your depends are full. tie to change them
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fag bitched me

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You: the ceiling
Stranger: I'm Alex, and yourself?
Stranger: Haha =X
Stranger: not literally silly
You: lmao well! xD I'm Callum
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Re: The official Omegle thread

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Stranger: http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn106/lindseykaye123/Picture784.jpg
Hey there, my name is lindsey and im just looking for a legit convo
You: ore
You: sanjou
Stranger: tu sabes nada
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Re: The official Omegle thread

she was pretty hot :/

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You: hiya
Stranger: Hola!
Stranger: What's up
You: The ceiling :3
Stranger: oh snap!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: do you like fishsticks?
You: why yes, yes I do
Stranger: So you're a GAY FISH!
Stranger: you like fish dicks... GAY FISH!
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: lol
You: D:
Stranger: hey
Stranger: so can i hit u with a question?
You: sure
You: you just did, but I'll allow another
Stranger: ah
Stranger: very observant you are
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so you know kanye west?
You: why yes I do
Stranger: are you familar with his extreme arrogance?
You: slightly
Stranger: Soooo.... here is my dilemma.......
Stranger: I'm trying to figure out what his MOST arrogant song is... so it can motivate me to do some pushups
Stranger: suggestions?
You: hmmm...
Stranger: so far
You: the latest one... with Rihanna in the videoclip
Stranger: i have come up with "champion"
Stranger: Rihanna hu?
You: lolwut
Stranger: paranoid?
Stranger: is that it?
Stranger: lol
You: yes
Stranger: thanks i hadnt heard of that one
Stranger: im check it out as we speak
Stranger: lol
You: lmao
Stranger: so what the fuck is up yo
Stranger: where u @?
You: I am at the couch
You: :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: naw fool
Stranger: global style?
You: sure, why not
Stranger: usa?
You: naw, australia
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i got a co-worker from australia
You: orly
Stranger: yarly
Stranger: oh snap you are familiar with orly?
Stranger: that is awesome
Stranger: do you know the ORLY OWL????
You: ZOMG
Stranger: LOLLERCOPTER!
You: xD
You: I liek young men <:
Stranger: ummmmmmmmmmm
You: not really
Stranger: You know what dude.... go fuck yourself.
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Re: The official Omegle thread

she was pretty hot :/
i don't cyber
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Stranger: Hey.
Stranger: How's the weather?
You: kotaewa kiite nai
Stranger: gomen nasai, homo ja nai.
You: wait what i don't speak japanese
You: oh god lol
You: :C I just watch Kamen Rider
You: and then i pick up words and shit
Stranger: I'm just a baka gaijin ;_;
You: well uhhhh
You: ore
You: sanjou
You: hehehe
Stranger: ore wa ronery ;_;
Stranger: will you make me happy?
You: uh, i guess?
Stranger: good.
Stranger: First, you have to get dressed up in this mini-skirt and frilly top.
You: wait wait waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait
You: does it have to be pink
Stranger: After all, when you're wearing a skirt, you're a girl!
Stranger: no.
Stranger: but bonus points if it is.
You: but
You: what if i'm a guy wearing a skirt
Stranger: it's okay! When you're wearing a skirt, you're a girl!
Stranger: Don't worry about the details that apply when you're not wearing a skirt!
You: :c
You: how about
You: megane
Stranger: megane is a bonus, but not needed.
You: k
You: commencing internet roleplay shit
You: i have a skirt on
You: frilly top
You: and
You: glasses
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: now I'm going to need you to sit on the end of that blue couch.
Stranger: I'll be laying on the other side of the couch, it's in an L-shape.
You: ok
You: /me lies down
Stranger: Okay, now my phone is vibrating.
Stranger: When you notice that, then you have to say "Kyon-kun, denwa" in the cutest voice you can muster.
You: anoooo... Kyon-kun, denwa
Stranger: NO ANOS, just Kyon-kun denwa.
You: FINE
You: WHATEVER
You: kyon-kun, denwa
Stranger: *picks up phone*
Stranger: Thank you.
Stranger: that's all, just do that 15,999 more times.
Stranger: and there's your endless eight!
Stranger: Now you can make millions.
You: hahahah omfg
Stranger: GOOD JOB KADOKAWA ANIMATION
You: so how are you liking haruhi 2 so far?
Stranger: it's pretty shit if they keep this up.
Stranger: which it seems like they're gonna do.
You: yeah serious
You: kind of curious on how they're gonna get out of the endless eight
You: but i'll watch that episode
Stranger: it's pretty obvious, isn't it?
You: and not the actual endless eights
You: well i haven't been following at all
Stranger: Fucking Kyon needs to do his fucking homework.
You: haha, that's what i hear
Stranger: that's the one thing that hasn't been done once.
You: yeah
Stranger: IT'S A LESSON TO ALL OF THE LAZY WEEABOOS OUT THERE.
Stranger: DO YOUR HOMEWORK EARLY OTHERWISE YOU'LL GET TWO MONTHS' WORTH OF THE SAME EPISODE OF A SHOW YOU LIKE.
You: haha
You: but yeah, due to the endless eight i haven't been watching
Stranger: Honestly, though, even the fucking god-tier Haruhi fanboys with their Yuki dakimakuras and stuff aren't amused by this shit.
Stranger: Haven't seen any BROKEN SUPPORT DISCS yet, though.
You: trollin' japan
You: but yeah, w/e
You: i'll wait until it blows over and shit
You: watchin kamen rider decade right now
You: and rewatching ccs
You: because god damn do i love me some loli
Stranger: I hope it ends up being longer than 14 episodes of new content though, if 8 of them are endless eight...
Stranger: then there's six episodes to do everything else in.
You: ...true >_>
You: i'd laugh if this wasn't their real season 2
You: and mroe of a season 1.5
Stranger: loli is good, even though for a while, I was actually gonna go for the trap sex route rather than the Kyon-kun, denwa route.
Stranger: i bet real season two doesn't exist ever ;_;
You: ;_;
Stranger: no disappearance, it disappeared.
You: speaking of disappointments
You: k-on was kind of
You: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: meh, it wasn't bad or good, I've seen even more ehhhh slice-of-life.
You: yeah true
You: i guess i was expecting more focus on music
Stranger: i think they should've gone either more for music or more for slice-of-life.
Stranger: the balance was weird for whatever reason.
You: yeah
Stranger: wasn't bad though.
You: moe as fuck though; i loved that at least
Stranger: but as far as shows go it's gonna be unknown by Fall 2009 season.
You: yeah, definitely
Stranger: are you watching anything new this season?
You: in terms of anime, nothing actually
Stranger: if you like moe, watch kanamemo, it's pretty damn moe.
Stranger: and there's a 20-year-old girl who likes the lolis.
Stranger: in the show.
You: lmfao
Stranger: and it's obvious, unlike other character archetypes like that.
You: guess i'll check it out
Stranger: like, she's groping 12-year-old girls.
Stranger: also canon lesbians.
You: hahahaha
Stranger: like, lesbians are never canon, it's always implied to hell.
Stranger: but they never even kiss.
Stranger: whereas in the second episode it's implied these two sexed it up in the bathroom.
You: LMFAO
Stranger: er...a public toilet, actually.
You: woooooooooooooooow
You: sounds fun as fuck
Stranger: do you want to go watch that now?
You: naw, it's 3 am lmao
You: think i'll sleep soon actually
Stranger: okay, good night!
You: oh before i go
You: despite how "kiddy" it may be
You: watch kamen rider decade
Stranger: i watch pokemon, i have no qualms with kiddy shit.
You: awesome
Stranger: I'll look into it.
You: you know of kamen rider though right?
Stranger: yeah, enough.
Stranger: never actually watched it though.
You: awesome
You: well decade's the newest one
You: ongoing
You: for a good amount of laughs and badassery, decade is the way to goo
You: anyway, i'm tired
Stranger: okay, good night!
You: later
Stranger: this was a good conversation.
You: yeah lol
Stranger: thanks for your time.
You: you to
 

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Stranger: hi
You: y helo thar
You: how ya doin' tonight?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: and u?
You: not much, not much
You: just being OG and shit
Stranger: whats OG
Stranger: ?
You: yo man it means OrIgInAl GaNgStEr
You: ya that's what I'm talkin' about
Stranger: well
Stranger: where are you frim
Stranger: from
You: from the hood in NYC
You: hanging with my homies
You: ma niggas
Stranger: ok
You: what about you G?
You: where are you and yo' homies from
Stranger: china
Stranger: zhuhai
You: yo shit, that's tiiiiiiiiiiight
You: where are you now
Stranger: zhuhai
You: serious
You: man you speak some damn good english
You: ya ya ya gotta give you mad props for that
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hehehe
 

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Omegle said:
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You: Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Stranger: no never
You: why not it is good
Stranger: i never get chance
You: mephistopheles got moves dawg
You: he's a hoofah
Stranger: oh ,i get confused
Stranger: why u talk about it?
You: because i'd like to make a deal with you
Stranger: what kind of..?
You: deal, you ask?
You: what are you willing to offer?
Stranger: no no ,u are the offer one
You: i can give you anything
You: whatever your heart desires
You: The true question is...
You: Just what are you willing to give me in return?
Stranger: nothing but thanks
Stranger: lol
You: Then there is no deal
You: I see I misjudged you
You: I thought that you might have the courage to seize what is yours
You: ...but you disappoint me
Stranger: maybe it's your fault
You: Doubt it
You: I've done this plenty of times without fail
You: ...except that one dirty hippy
You: You'd figure, "hey, this guy's in a desert, so maybe he wants a drink of water or something"
You: ...but no, he keeps telling me to fuck myself
Stranger: no no ,..u female?
You: I am whatever you wish me to be
Stranger: ok ,so where are u from
You: Such is irrelevant
Stranger: i just want to know
Stranger: so ,tell me ,pls
You: You really want to know?
Stranger: yeah
You: Very well. I am from the Inner Court.
You: Man's prosecutor
Stranger: i see
You: But hey, it's a job, right?
Stranger: yeah of course!
Stranger: i have't got a job yet
You: I don't get why He likes them so much
You: infinite patience, but I'm the guy who's supposed to convince Him that they're no good
Stranger: i don't understand u well
You: I must admit, my job's been pretty kush so far
Stranger: oh ,so..
You: Murderes, adulters, liars
You: not hard to dig up dirt on them
Stranger: so much presure
Stranger: right?
You: Eh, not really
Stranger: pressure
Stranger: sorry
You: The only time I've ever really failed was because this guy was the Boss's son
You: How am I supposed to tell a guy his son is no good at all?
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Stranger: hi whr u from?
You: pikachu
You: pika pika
You: pikachuuuu
Stranger: fuck u mofo
Stranger: ccb
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Re: The official Omegle thread

most of the time i get connected to other /b/tards so it sort of sucks now. Omegle used to be fun.
 
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