School Pranks

[Antiquity]

Yesterday a bunch of students at my school decided to protest against the dress code of two new deans we got this year. Both female, they go after us for wearing too short of shorts (booty-tight) and too skinny of jeans/pants.

A quick dress-code note: Shorts have to be fingertip length. I agree with that. Thing is we didn't have a problem with skinny jeans the past two years I've gone there until this year. The pants shouldn't be that big of a deal cause at least they're covering your legs and not showing off much skin. Tight in the crotch area, that may be a problem. Holes in the jeans, they'll get on us if they're showing just the tiny bit of skin.

I didn't participate cause anybody who goes to our school should know it's as cold as heck there all year round and sitting in a metal seat will kill you. I'll just leave it at a good number of students were sent to the office.
You can debate a bit about all that.

And before I forget: Boys wore skinny jeans. Girls wore short shorts.

So to jump back to the title here, I'd like to know. What school pranks (seniors...?) have you/others pulled off at your school?

Delete, move, whatever. Don't think I saw a thread like this but do what needs to be done.

 

[Noir]

A protest isn't a prank?

I locked the teacher in the cupboard for the remainder of the period. And..... Actually, that's it, I guess.
I'ma good student. Pranks are best suited for the end of the last year. It's pretty much tradition. You can do whatever you want and there's no consequences.

 

[Unabomber]

in 6th grade, my choir teacher lost her keys to everything in her room (cabinets, drawers etc.). so i locked them all using a paperclip.

extra recess ftw.

 

[Aqua.]

protests aren't really pranks but ok.

er, idk if these are all considered pranks but:

ummm, we use to try to pull the wig of two of the teachers at our school... but like, we only got it to work on one. we got in troubleeee..

and we always pull pranks in my science class[the teacher with the wig is in that class!], like, we put pads on people's backpacks... and like 3 times, we brought condoms and blew them up as balloons..LOL, and then we put them on the teacher's desk XDDD

ahh fun times xD

in PE, in the field, someone brought a box of pads, and just threw them all over the field. it was fun. everytime we run past there we just laugh our heads off.

oh, and we always prank on this one kid...like, this girl painted his backpack with her pink nail polish... and once we drew a pad with like red markers.. and put it on his mouth.. ewww.. and we tried putting the condom over his head.. but it didn't fit....

does playing strip poker in class count as a prank? all of this stuff happens in the same class though so that's why i love[d] that class XD

ok.. does mooing at assemblies count? ah, that one is a classic.

errr,, ok what else.. ohyeah, at PE we always pants people.




you know what's funny about all this stuff? teachers always think im a good kid when im the one doing like half of this stuff [in 5th] LOL. oh wells.

oh yeah and damaging other peopls's text books, and hiding them in the classroom because we're too lazy to carry them and the teacher won't let us..lol.

also, this guy always stole from the teacher's stash/desk.. he got a bunch of phones from there! and he would get people their phones back when they went in there. lol.

and writing on the tables with sharpies...all we do is draw stuff... [mostly dicks] but in the other class we just draw like rabbits or animals. the teacher just gives us the spray and cloth to wipe it off LOL xDD
it's like a white board!!

oh.. also, in a concert, we chased after one of our teacher's [he's awesome though so he didn't get mad.. psh he was like laughing/smiling!! D:] car after he left.. someone actually got on top of it and everything... while he was driving..lol..we where gonna chase after it but then he left. haha.

 

[Pinwheel]

We buried a goose egg in the ground in August, and in April we dug it up. Incase none of you know, goose eggs in the ground for a long period of time smells worse than wet cow shit inside of a microwave. And we put it inside of her desk, and it stayed there, and it smelled fucking AWFUL. Then like a day later we smashed it inside of her desk and we had to spend like 20 minutes in the bathroom washing it off so we wouldn't get caught. That was like 7th grade, so we were still in our try-to-stop-laughing-all-fucking-day- phase.

The only other one worth mentioning was two years ago. Our teacher who was mean as HELL, always took her shoes off. I mean she literally would just kick them off randomly. And we had actually planned for this ahead of time, and we had a bag of wet cow shit (yes, that's how I compared earlier, aside from the microwave) and we put it inside of one of her shoes. Well she thought something smelled bad, so she was walking around. And she was going to walk into the science lab and put her shoe on, and when she lifted it up it dumped cow shit ALL over her pants. We never got caught, which was the best part. We admitted to it our last day that year and we didn't get in trouble, so it was pretty cool.

 

[Aria]

During food lab, whenever you have extra food leftover you can go give it to a teacher. So we would make we burned the teachers food, then we would spit in it and go give it to our least favorite teacher.

Then during studyhall, me and my friend had it in the room that the least favorite teacher uses. He was never there though, so we would draw all over the whiteboards, then hide the markers all around the room.

Okay not good pranks but he had to buy new markers every week, so we were happy lol.

 

[Aqua.]

oh yeah, someone in our 1st period class put poop in the classroom.
i think it came from advisory but w/e.
it was funny.
we had a test that day so we had to sit outside.. but then we went to an empty classroom.
also; this guy kept putting dead lizards in her room. it was funny.

 

[Traskix]

during 6th grade some dude put a tack on our teachers chair. it would of so worked, if the right teacher sat on it

 

[Muse]

One of our teachers is collecting pictures that students took over their summer vacation and she offered up her email for students to just email her pictures, so I gave my friend the idea to create a fake email and send her porn.

Does that count?

 

[Stavvy]

It wasn't really a prank, rather getting back at a teacher for being incompetent. We stole all of her dry erase markers and taped the bottom of a poster to a wall. We then put all of the markers inbetween that poster and the wall, so when she found the huge bulge, she'd untape the poster and it rained markers.

We also stole all of her graph paper, and the day that she needed it, there were three sheets left, and she was all paranoid.

And we took all the markers again, some of the stolen graph paper and a few rotten apples and threw them behind a filing cabinet.

We're actually planning shit this year, considering it's tradition.

 

[Ehres]

One of our teachers is collecting pictures that students took over their summer vacation and she offered up her email for students to just email her pictures, so I gave my friend the idea to create a fake email and send her porn.

Does that count?

I think so. I certainly laughed.

There was this one time back in Year 10 and it was chemistry class, and the teacher, Mr. Bladen, was boring as fuck and as a result people used to mess around, he'd shout and scream and because of this nobody liked him. At all. So one day, he was demonstrating something on the wall using his overhead projector, connected to this computer and when he had his back turned this girl called Shannon, who was someone he particularly didn't like, went over to the computer, went in Google Images and typed in the name of his wife (who isn't a catch, to be kind), clicked on the most unflattering picture of his wife and put it on the computer on the wall for everyone to see.

Ohhh, I still giggle.

 

[Dexel]

I think so. I certainly laughed.

There was this one time back in Year 10 and it was chemistry class, and the teacher, Mr. Bladen, was boring as fuck and as a result people used to mess around, he'd shout and scream and because of this nobody liked him. At all. So one day, he was demonstrating something on the wall using his overhead projector, connected to this computer and when he had his back turned this girl called Shannon, who was someone he particularly didn't like, went over to the computer, went in Google Images and typed in the name of his wife (who isn't a catch, to be kind), clicked on the most unflattering picture of his wife and put it on the computer on the wall for everyone to see.

Ohhh, I still giggle.

One of our teachers is collecting pictures that students took over their summer vacation and she offered up her email for students to just email her pictures, so I gave my friend the idea to create a fake email and send her porn.

Does that count?

Now those are some pretty good ones. xD

I've never heard about a prank from anyone at my school, so...:/

 

[Deleted member 36435]

protests aren't really pranks but ok.

er, idk if these are all considered pranks but:

ummm, we use to try to pull the wig of two of the teachers at our school... but like, we only got it to work on one. we got in troubleeee..

and we always pull pranks in my science class[the teacher with the wig is in that class!], like, we put pads on people's backpacks... and like 3 times, we brought condoms and blew them up as balloons..LOL, and then we put them on the teacher's desk XDDD

ahh fun times xD

in PE, in the field, someone brought a box of pads, and just threw them all over the field. it was fun. everytime we run past there we just laugh our heads off.

oh, and we always prank on this one kid...like, this girl painted his backpack with her pink nail polish... and once we drew a pad with like red markers.. and put it on his mouth.. ewww.. and we tried putting the condom over his head.. but it didn't fit....

does playing strip poker in class count as a prank? all of this stuff happens in the same class though so that's why i love[d] that class XD

ok.. does mooing at assemblies count? ah, that one is a classic.

errr,, ok what else.. ohyeah, at PE we always pants people.




you know what's funny about all this stuff? teachers always think im a good kid when im the one doing like half of this stuff [in 5th] LOL. oh wells.

oh yeah and damaging other peopls's text books, and hiding them in the classroom because we're too lazy to carry them and the teacher won't let us..lol.

also, this guy always stole from the teacher's stash/desk.. he got a bunch of phones from there! and he would get people their phones back when they went in there. lol.

and writing on the tables with sharpies...all we do is draw stuff... [mostly dicks] but in the other class we just draw like rabbits or animals. the teacher just gives us the spray and cloth to wipe it off LOL xDD
it's like a white board!!

oh.. also, in a concert, we chased after one of our teacher's [he's awesome though so he didn't get mad.. psh he was like laughing/smiling!! D:] car after he left.. someone actually got on top of it and everything... while he was driving..lol..we where gonna chase after it but then he left. haha.

are you fucking five years old
none of that is funny

 

[Aqua.]

are you fucking five years old
none of that is funny

of course!!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAW WHY ME?!!!!!!!!!!!111
D:
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@Araliya:

that one's funny XDD

 

[Tenyas]

I think someone in my school once managed to bring in a paintball gun. They went outside and sat on the roof to shoot one of the teachers when they went outside, instead somebody spotted them through a window and though they were a sniper. XD
School got stopped because the police came after a teacher flipped out and called the cops.

Another time, somebody went over the walls with spray paint outside of the school. We had everything from cow-spots to mickey giving the bird. Took the janitors a week to get enough paint over it so that you couldn't see it anymore.

Those were good times...

 

[Ehres]

ok.. does mooing at assemblies count? ah, that one is a classic.

This had me laughing for ages. We used to do that all the time in assembly, except we used to baa instead.

 

[Stavvy]

A here I thought that my, uhg, classmates were idiots for just shouting fuck.

 

[stephaknee]

Uhm. A few students at the end of my senior year in high school put fish in the teacher's drinking water. It was kind of funnyish.

 

[Mastermind]

Some of you are just vicious! I can't really recall anything worth mentioning that happened at my school prank-wise.

 

[Tenyas]

Poor fishy... Having to be so close to that yucky teacher's lips...

I just remembered another "incident" that happened a long while back. A couple acquantinces of mine decided to pull something on the entire school. This something was to break into the principal's office and mess up the grading system so that no teacher could put new grades without the system messing them up. No report cards were released for a month because of "technical difficulties" and when they finally got caught, they were suspended for 3 days. I thought it was hilarious how long it took for the staff to fix the system though. Sadly, that was the last computer related stunt I've seen in a long while, and those are always fun.