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Dang that is one of the best jokes that I have ever heard. I think that I can top that.∞;4911673 said:A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic and ruining his family.
Dang that is one of the best jokes that I have ever heard. I think that I can top that.
Three guys begin to walk into the bar, the third one ducks.
Interesting, but you took various situations and people from the already stated jokes in this threadSo, the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, The Pope, and an athiest walk into a bar together, and later become best friends and start a band called "Morbid Obesity", and record 5,000,000 hit singles until friction in the enclosed studio environment and stress catch up to them and begin to drive them apart until they start to hate each other. The Easter Bunny sneaks up behind The Pope and stuffs an egg down his throat until he chokes, while Santa sits on the athiest and suffocates him. The EB gets a machette and Santa finds a bazooka and they battle it out until they both are unfit to fight and both later die of exsanguination. All the while, their manager is recording this and releases it as their final album called "Hey guys, what's going on?"
Hmmmmm.......Quite.Yep I sure did.
I love fridge jokes!why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
because someone threw a fridge at it!
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
because someone threw a fridge at it!