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~< The Riku/Xion Hateclub >~
NOTE: The quote in spoilers don't contain spoilers of Birth By Sleep or Coded. I just don't want the OP getting too big.
[our reasons]
Because some people don't think it's kinky.
Because it ruins Riku's character and makes him OOC [a romantic? I don't think so!]
Because Riku wouldn't risk his best friend for this girl he barely knows.Spoiler Show
OOC as in, putting someone else he just met above his best friend who is in a coma and in danger of losing his memories for good and relying on him. I mean, before Days, if I had seen a fic in which Riku went gallivanting around with some OC when Sora was in danger, I would have put a big 'OOC' stamp on it and hit the back button. Wouldn't you?
Because it has no base whatsoever [read: and no, SoRiku, RiKai, or RiNami does not count], silly fangirls]
Because what kind of pairing would have two people fighting one minute and the guy is brushing the bangs of the same girl he fought and called her Keyblade a fake the next?
*Because they met in a poorly written game, so it wouldn't be a good idea to pair these two from the start.
*Because this pairing doesn't really matter since you can pair Xion with almost anyone in Days.
*Because if Riku dose have an interest in Xion it's only because she looks like Kairi [me: or Sora ]
*Because Rion basically gives someone an excuse for liking SoRiku without it LOOKING like SoRiku
*Because it's oddly familiar to Edward/Bella [no offense to any Edward/Bella fans here, just pointing out what we observe]
*Because it's just stupid how Riku gives Xion a choice because she's sweet and adorable and Roxas gets no second chance.Spoiler Show
Org42 said:Xion: Riku...I don't understand...how did you defeat me? One second, I saw you standing all the way by the gate to Beast's Castle, and then suddenly you were on the other side of the wall and you'd knocked me down!
Riku: I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.
Riku: These are the eyes of a killer, Xion! *whips off blindfold to reveal golden, darkness-infused eyes*
Xion: Ooooo, they're BEAUTIFUL. O_O
Riku: And so the human fell in love with the clone...of his BFF.
Xion: What a stupid clone.
Riku: What a sick, OOC human!
...and I'm having WAAAAY too much fun with this!
Holy crap, I just realized: Riku and Edward both had golden eyes at one point! AAAARGH!Org42 said:About three things I was absolutely positive:
1. Riku was an impostor.
2. There was a part of him- and I wasn't sure how dominant that part might be- that wanted to clobber me over the head and drag me back to Sora.
3. I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
*Because he was probably going to force her to go back to Sora in the end anyway.Spoiler Show
I just think it's so dumb that for Xion, he was all "Aww you poor baby, don't worry I'm not gonna steal you away, I'll let you have a choice and you can return to Sora when you're good and ready. " Such bullshit. Then with Roxas, it was like "OHH fcuk YOU I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT AND HAUL YOUR ASS TO SORA. YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THE MATTER SO HA." Harsher, less fair, definitely, but totally realistic for Riku. Xion gets off though cause she's a beautiful sweet kind perfect little angel and no one would ever wanna hurt her, ever. Amirite?
Because we're kinda in it for the lulz :3Spoiler ShowYet he planned on her being a sacraficial lamb for Sora either way, whether she made the choice or he had to force her, he was going to have be sacraficed for Sora's sake. Total love there! 8D I make it a habit to throw my loved ones in a volcano every year out LOOOOVE, it's just what you do. It's called 'tough love'. *nodnod*
Because it's also... RIGHT ♥
*by fellow Riku/Xion hater 8298906
*by fellow RikuXion hater Reika
*by fellow Riku/Xion hater Organization_42
*by fellow Riku/Xion hater NumberVIII
(if you wanna add to this, don't hesitate! )
~< Founder >~
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~< Members >~
(18 and growing)
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|Organization_42|gold panner|Reika|silentmusic16
8298906|Watson|Aqua.|NumberVIII| Winter the Wise
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~< Rules >~
~< Motivational Media >~
Rion (comic)
Rion: Revisted (comic)
Rion: Revisted... again (comic)
"RIKU'S" KEYBLADE TAINTED! D: (img)
What's that thing poking me?... (comic by Reika<3)
fisher price keyblade made in china (comic)
Edward/Bella = Rion?!
(if you like Edward/Bella it's recommended you don't watch)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(WARNING: SoRiku)
(may be a bit nightmare fuel-ish to the uneasy, so you've been warned)
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▄ The Roxas/Xion Hate Club ▄Strawberry
~< Members >~
(18 and growing)
8298906|Watson|Aqua.|NumberVIII| Winter the Wise
*TwilightNight*|luna1017|Olivia Munn|simple&cleanxiii|The Professor
1skyxonedestiny|DuncanHeart|oathkeeperriku09
Honorary first member
Honorary tenth member
~< Rules >~
- I don't want these posts to be 100% Xion hate because believe or not, there is hate on Riku's part. If you don't know, that's for you to find out.
- We don't mind Rion fans coming in and disagreeing with us; opinions and debates are what makes clubs interesting. Just don't be "rion is amazing u all shud die for hating it!!" and that's probably when we'll show no sympathy.
~< Motivational Media >~
Rion (comic)
Rion: Revisted (comic)
Rion: Revisted... again (comic)
"RIKU'S" KEYBLADE TAINTED! D: (img)
What's that thing poking me?... (comic by Reika<3)
fisher price keyblade made in china (comic)
Edward/Bella = Rion?!
(if you like Edward/Bella it's recommended you don't watch)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Spoiler Show
Riku lay on his bed, staring at the ceiling.
He had a problem.
See, he was in love with his best friend. Had been for a while. No ifs or buts about it. He wasn't sure about his sexuality; all he knew was that Sora was simply his world.
But, his father would never allow it. No, his father was one of those manly men, who wouldn't accept Riku having a partner that didn't have a vagina. (Or a partner who didn't appreciate the use of antlers in all their decorating, but that was another issue altogether.)
And if his father didn't accept him, then he'd probably be thrown out. Or shot. Riku's father wasn't all that forgiving, and his pride was an ugly thing.
So, all there was to do… was to find himself a girlfriend. Hopefully one with chocolate-brown hair and eyes like sun on the sea… Riku hopped out of bed and stormed out into the street.
Long story short, Riku found a girl. She had the wrong hair, but her eyes were so strikingly similar that he could almost pretend it was Sora. Of course, after spending time with her, stroking her hair and listening to her troubles and protecting her from all the nasty people who seemed to be out to get the poor little girl for some reason, he grew to like her for her. And, he was finally able to remember her name; Xion. Which was much less awkward all around.
It was a hot summer night, and the two of them were making out on Xion's bed. She wasn't much like he imagined Sora would be; she lay there like a blow-up doll while he did most of the work.
Sora would be squirming around and demanding Riku let him—
Riku muffled a groan against Xion's neck. "Hey," he said, running his hands down her slender figure, fire clawing at his stomach, "is this okay?"
"Um," she said, flushing. Oh, she looked so good. "I… I have to say something first."
"Mm-hm," said Riku, slipping his fingers just inside her waistband, nipping at her throat.
"I—I—ah~ Rikuuuu," she moaned, fingers sliding though his hair. His breath was hot against her collarbone. "I—I—I have a condition—"
"Mm?" he said, trying to focus on her words. A condition? He'd promise anything right now. She slid her hands down his back, sending sparks down his spine, and placed them on his, where they rested on her hips. Slowly, they inch her waistband down lower and lower. Her breath hitched, and she closed her eyes.
"—It's called mixed gonadal dysgenesis," she said.
Riku fainted.
(WARNING: SoRiku)
Spoiler Showthese two posts came to mind when I was thinking about the sex of this pairing (well, I wasn't really thinking about them getting it on, but you know what I'm saying)
Spoiler ShowLike, all I can think of right now is the idea of Roxas and Xion makin' sweet whoopee.
It'd be fine from Roxas' perspective, fair enough. But what the HELL is that going to look like when Xigbar's creeping? The more I think about it, the more I laugh.
Their sex would be like this, but replace Roxas with Riku.But does "it" appear or disappear depending on who's looking at it? That's the golden question.
Now picture that from Xigbar's perspective. Roxas and Ven (Xion) getting it on. Except face to face.
It'd essentially look like convulsing Siamese twins conjoined via their genitalia.
If Xigbar or Xemnas walked into them, it would look like Riku and Ven conjoined via genitalia.
If that was Sora, it would look like Riku and Sora were conjoined via genitalia. Way to take bromance/romance to the next level, huh?
And if any other Org. member walked in, you would have Riku sticking his dick into a featureless blob thing.
Unless if you like a blindfolded male's penis fused with another male's penis, then I'm pretty sure it's not kinky.
Oh yeah, and Xion has
MIXED GONADAL DYSGENESISMIXED GONADAL DYSGENESISMIXED GONADAL DYSGENESISMIXED GONADAL DYSGENESISMIXED GONADAL DYSGENESISFOR THE LOVE OF KINGDOM HEARTS DON'T GOOGLE IMAGE THAT UNLESS IF YOU CAN REALLY HANDLE THATMIXED GONADAL DYSGENESIS
(may be a bit nightmare fuel-ish to the uneasy, so you've been warned)
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Let the hate commence!
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