"I swear, if you keep talking I will pick up this desk, and break it over your head and shove this stool up your ***!"
My teacher almost everyday, talking to one of the doofuses of the class.
xD
Don't worry, he's not a crazy child-beater. He's actually really nice and hilarious.
Me: "I'm a perfectionist!"
Mom: "Good, than go make your room perfect!"
Me: "Mom, it is already perfectly messy."
Mom: "You were just waiting to say that, weren't you?"
"In the name of the Organization, I will annihalate you!"
Axel.