"I'll toast your defiance, then... as I drink sake from your shattered skull!" ~ Ren, from Diabolo.
Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)
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"Now I'ma tell you a story, about 5, beautiful boys. That dun went to jail. that dun went to jail, here we go, here we go!"~ Gerard Way, acting stupid at a concert.
Me: *Reading 'The Hot Zone'.*
A girl in my class: *Points at my bookmark.* I have a dog just like that!
Me: What? A wolf?
Girl: Ohh... ^.^;
A girl in my class: *Points at my bookmark.* I have a dog just like that!
Me: What? A wolf?
Girl: Ohh... ^.^;
Damn you! - Zack, Crisis Core
What are dumbapples!? - Zack, Crisis Core
No story is not worth telling. - Angeal, Crisis Core
Sephiroth! Have you lost weight? - Angeal, Crisis Core
Me: *talking about Crisis Core* Hey, you know Gongaga? Zack's hometown?
Friend: Yeah, what about it?
me: Don't you think that's a really weird name for a town?
Friend: I know! I wonder why it was called that...
me: I know! The founder of the town let his baby son name it!
(check mah sig for my other favourite quotes)
What are dumbapples!? - Zack, Crisis Core
No story is not worth telling. - Angeal, Crisis Core
Sephiroth! Have you lost weight? - Angeal, Crisis Core
Me: *talking about Crisis Core* Hey, you know Gongaga? Zack's hometown?
Friend: Yeah, what about it?
me: Don't you think that's a really weird name for a town?
Friend: I know! I wonder why it was called that...
me: I know! The founder of the town let his baby son name it!
(check mah sig for my other favourite quotes)
"A real ninja does NOT run around in bright orange clothing, yelling 'I'M A NINJA!!!'" ~ Me.
"This band really is like Dream Theater meets Symphony X meets Coheed and Cambria meets Nightwish... meets JAMES BOND!!! " ~ Someone in my class, describing Ayreon (The band.) to another classmate.
"This band really is like Dream Theater meets Symphony X meets Coheed and Cambria meets Nightwish... meets JAMES BOND!!! " ~ Someone in my class, describing Ayreon (The band.) to another classmate.
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"I want to fuck you like an animal." - Closer, Nine Inch Nails
"You know what you just did? You just stole from the bitch, and gave to the whore!" ~ My friend Chris, to me.
Me: *watching TV*
-Sheldon: *talking about robotic parts* ......... oh baby...!
Dad: *walks into room* ._.
Me: *turns around quickly* HI DAD!
Dad: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING? CHILDREN'S PORN?!?!!
Me: NO DAD! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!
"I mean, when you stand near her, you just want to start killing everybody." My friend Joe, talking about his sister.
-Sheldon: *talking about robotic parts* ......... oh baby...!
Dad: *walks into room* ._.
Me: *turns around quickly* HI DAD!
Dad: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING? CHILDREN'S PORN?!?!!
Me: NO DAD! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!
"I mean, when you stand near her, you just want to start killing everybody." My friend Joe, talking about his sister.
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*Walks into classroom.* "Smells like... piss with ink." ~ Me.
Me: Hey! Guess what?! *Thrusts out left palm, which has "THE EBOLA VIRUS IS MY TRUE LOVER!" written on it.* GAAAH! Wrong one!!! *Thrusts out right palm, which has "ANIME CLUB MEETING - TOMORROW MORNING!" Written on it.* Yeah~!!!
My aunt: Do we need to go back to the padded room again?
Me: No, ma'am.
Me: Hey! Guess what?! *Thrusts out left palm, which has "THE EBOLA VIRUS IS MY TRUE LOVER!" written on it.* GAAAH! Wrong one!!! *Thrusts out right palm, which has "ANIME CLUB MEETING - TOMORROW MORNING!" Written on it.* Yeah~!!!
My aunt: Do we need to go back to the padded room again?
Me: No, ma'am.
"I wish cats had eyebrows, so they wouldn't always look so angry with the urge to kill me..."~ Me, talking about my cats while they were staring at me.
^You reminded me of this one quote I forgot to add! XD
"Do dolphins have eyebrows?" ~ My stupid younger cousin.
"Do dolphins have eyebrows?" ~ My stupid younger cousin.
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Who else but the Doctor!
Who else but the Doctor!
"I heard there was a disease that made me look like a case of dandruff... someone hug me ;_;" ~ Someone on Okami World.
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Fry: "Leela Stop Bonding And Lets Gooo! I Got Jelly In My Underpants."
LMAO!
Fry: "Leela Stop Bonding And Lets Gooo! I Got Jelly In My Underpants."
LMAO!
Mom: So, you're sick. You'll be home alone tomorrow, is that okay?
Me: WHAT?! It's one thing staying home alone, but while I'm SICK?! What if I like... choke on my own spit and die or something?!
No, I'm still alive. XD
Me: WHAT?! It's one thing staying home alone, but while I'm SICK?! What if I like... choke on my own spit and die or something?!
No, I'm still alive. XD
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"Don't make me pull that kindergarten crap on you guys, okay? I'm sure you're too old for that." The awesomest substitute teacher EVER!
"I swear, if you keep talking I will pick up this desk, and break it over your head and shove this stool up your ***!"
My teacher almost everyday, talking to one of the doofuses of the class.
xD
Don't worry, he's not a crazy child-beater. He's actually really nice and hilarious.
Me: "I'm a perfectionist!"
Mom: "Good, than go make your room perfect!"
Me: "Mom, it is already perfectly messy."
Mom: "You were just waiting to say that, weren't you?"
"In the name of the Organization, I will annihalate you!"
Axel.
My teacher almost everyday, talking to one of the doofuses of the class.
xD
Don't worry, he's not a crazy child-beater. He's actually really nice and hilarious.
Me: "I'm a perfectionist!"
Mom: "Good, than go make your room perfect!"
Me: "Mom, it is already perfectly messy."
Mom: "You were just waiting to say that, weren't you?"
"In the name of the Organization, I will annihalate you!"
Axel.
Aimee: Hey, did you ever wonder if that guy-he took a picture of his penis for wikipedia, and then he was with this chick and they were having sex... and then she was like "I KNOW YOUR PENIS! I SAW IT ON WIKIPEDIA WHEN I TYPED IN PEN0R!"
Me: OMFG! YES!!! Poor guy.
~After I told Aimee to type in pen0r on wikipedia after I did by accident.
Kid: You were gone for SO LONG! Where were you?
Me: I was impaled by a keyblade... it takes a while to recover from that.
Kid: ._. Okay....
Aimee: THIS IS BS!
Me: THIS IS BRONX SCIENCE!
Me: Wanna see something super bloody and depressing?
Aimee: My period?
Me: No, it's happier than that.
Aimee: LINK PLZ.
Me: *sends*
Aimee: HOLY CRAP! OH MY GOD!! ELENA, YOU KNOW I'M EMOTIONAL! SHE JUST STABBED THAT BASTARD! BLOOD!
Me: He cheated on about 15 other girls.
Aimee: lol, spurt.
Me: It gets worse.
Aimee: What's in the bag?
Me: His head.
Aimee: *gags* OH GOD. SHE JUST CUT HER OPEN!
Me: To see if she was pregnant.
Aimee: OH MY GOD! D=
(Don't watch School Days. Bloody, messed up, and depressing.)
Me: OMFG! YES!!! Poor guy.
~After I told Aimee to type in pen0r on wikipedia after I did by accident.
Kid: You were gone for SO LONG! Where were you?
Me: I was impaled by a keyblade... it takes a while to recover from that.
Kid: ._. Okay....
Aimee: THIS IS BS!
Me: THIS IS BRONX SCIENCE!
Me: Wanna see something super bloody and depressing?
Aimee: My period?
Me: No, it's happier than that.
Aimee: LINK PLZ.
Me: *sends*
Aimee: HOLY CRAP! OH MY GOD!! ELENA, YOU KNOW I'M EMOTIONAL! SHE JUST STABBED THAT BASTARD! BLOOD!
Me: He cheated on about 15 other girls.
Aimee: lol, spurt.
Me: It gets worse.
Aimee: What's in the bag?
Me: His head.
Aimee: *gags* OH GOD. SHE JUST CUT HER OPEN!
Me: To see if she was pregnant.
Aimee: OH MY GOD! D=
(Don't watch School Days. Bloody, messed up, and depressing.)
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