"If you have a milkshake... and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw, see? Here's a straw, watching? And my straw... reaches..... ACROOSSSSSSS the room, and starts to drink YOUR milkshake. I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE!!! *sllluurrrrrrp* I DRINK IT UP!!!!!"~ There Will be Blood.
"If you have a pokemon, and I have a pokemon. And here's my pokemon, there it is. And if MY pokemon reaches... ACROSS the room, and starts to catch your pokemon, I. CATCH. YOUR. POKEMON! I CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!"~ Smosh, There Will Be Pokemon.
Kid: Hey you! Yeah you! Why don't you go slit your wrists?
Me: YOUR MOM SLITS HER WRISTS!!!
Me (6:45:44 PM): ZOMGSCHOOLSTARTED!
Treasure (6:45:54 PM): yah!
Me (6:45:56 PM): D=
Me (6:45:59 PM): IT'S SCARY
Treasure (6:46:31 PM): and hot. eek,
Treasure (6:46:41 PM): NO.AIR.CONDITIONING.
Me (6:46:40 PM): you dun have air condition?
Me (6:46:44 PM): THAT SUCKS!
Me (6:47:05 PM): My school does (besides the gym, which is where we need air the most!) but we're always freezing to death
Treasure (6:47:44 PM): jeallllousss.
Me (6:47:51 PM): but my lockers...
Me (6:47:55 PM): I can't open them!!
Treasure (6:48:43 PM): lmao my lockers cant stay closed!!!
Me (6:48:51 PM): XD
Me (6:49:02 PM): I had to get my friend to open it for me. and even he had trouble!
Me (6:51:30 PM): not to mention... I'm probably gonna be anorexic by the end of the year because I'm always running up and down stairs, miles to get to my classrooms.
Me (6:51:58 PM): So liek, I'm sweating so much. X_X
Treasure went idle at 7:04:24 PM.
Treasure returned at 8:09:46 PM.
Me (8:14:08 PM): where'd you go?
Me (8:14:10 PM): D=
Treasure (8:14:16 PM): lol
Me (8:31:57 PM): no seriously! where?! XD