Your favourite quote from ANYWHWERE! (Part III)

[AxelYoYo]

This happened today.My friend dropped a bag of hot cheetos on the ground and he had to clean it up.He got on his knees and started eating the cheetos off the dirty floor.

Me:What the hell are you doing?"

Him:Cleaning."

Me:Augh.

HimThis is my favorite)I don't care if I'm licking the floor!The floor actually tastes good!Hmm,like strawberries....XD XD XD

Oh,that cracks me up....

 

[gamerobber7]

^ O_O Hmm....... Interesting. xD

"COR BLIMEY!!"
-Yangus from Dragon Quest 8

 

[Xion_Z_Forgotten]

^^ win
this is from kof maximum impact 2 lol, the only quote that was funny.
Soiree: Hey Sweety,If i beat you, dance with me.
Luise: How can you be sure i am a woman.
Soiree: Eh, you, Look Like one? *insert wtf face here*

Best i could remember it, but summed up it was that.

 

[Dman2.0]

People are evil and we are all killing ourselves and the earth.

Aladdin was supposed to be a ninja but they thought it would be weird to have a ninja in the middle east.

I love you all like my child but i would never claim any of you.

How do you ride a camel?

Polar bears are killing themselves with their farts
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All of these are from my world geography teacher

 

[Roa]

YOU MEN HAVE NO VISION !

 

[Dman2.0]

teacher: Stalin, Hitler, Ghenghis Khan,

Girl: Helen Keller!

 

[AxelYoYo]

Today~

My friend,Jay--"My name is Jesus and I like nuts."
I died of laughter.XD

 

[Tenyas]

Today at the park:

Random Kid: So, ya got a bike, right?
Me: Umm... no. owo
Random Kid: Okay, you collect bakugan then?
Me: No. owo;
Random Kid: Do you collect anything? D:
Me: Not really, I don't have any toys.
Random Kid: WHAAAAAT?! B-But... *totally shocked* HOW DO YOU LIIIIVVVEEE?

 

[Dman2.0]

Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

 

[Funkrush]

" That was inappropiate and overly unkind, don't come back." s1keanureeves

 

[Xion_Z_Forgotten]

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll do strange things with them for the rest of his life.~ Some guy on Halolz.com XD

 

[BriFTW]

"You're eating hair!" - Brian(Family Guy)

 

[Urbane]

I'm not dumb. I'm just choosing not to be smart at the minute, and they don't get that. - Jonah (Summer Heights High)

 

[Carbonite]

"He's a jackass" - Barack Obama

x3333

 

[#1 Xemnas]

"It's no use. No matter what I do, I can't get the 'K' right. T.T I'm useless garbage who has been forsaken by the letter k."

 

[Xion_Z_Forgotten]

me and my sister where talknig about the organization and, well :

"Xigbar? I can just imagine a large body in agrabah or something fat walk dancing around singing "a xigbar a xigbar" XD.......................Crumpets"

 

[Laine]

theres a bunch of inside jokes between me and my friends. but one random one was my friend aatish wanted my other friend jamal to be quite so he randomlly yelld " SHUT YOUR TITS, BOYY!!" i laughed so hard

 

[WerewolfNobody]

"I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret." - L from DeathNote

Good LORD I haven't been on this forum for damn AGES

 

[Vanitas666]

1. "So I shall release you now princess, complete the keyhole with your power, open the door, lead me into overlasting darkness!"
2. I am your father
3. The boy with the mask, you should know him. His name is Vanitas
a slogan to a movie trailer I'm about to make
4. "När folk tjäl stolar" - "vad gör du då?"
means - "when people steel chairs" - what do you (do (but it doesnt fit)) then"

 

[Shinra]

1. "So I shall release you now princess, complete the keyhole with your power, open the door, lead me into overlasting darkness!"

It's EVERLASTING darkness buddy,

1. Even a Stray has Pride!
2. Don't waste your Solitude!
3.Not even Chaos can erase my hatred!
4. Not interested.
5. Yeah, the other side, The realm of light is safe now, Kairi, The king and the others are there...