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Demons in my computer eh? Wow that does explain a lot. So then are there aliens in my microwave? Does Sasquatch live inside my radio? This is all MUST HAVE information!Weekly World News ONLINE
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*smacks computer repatedly with bible*So now the Bible is my ultimate source of anti-virus software?
DT said:Demons in my computer eh? Wow that does explain a lot. So then are there aliens in my microwave? Does Sasquatch live inside my radio? This is all must have information!
The human race is declining...
So can i get rid of these demons using Norton Antivirus, or do i have to call an exorsist?
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The minister said he probed one such case, actually logging onto the parishioner's computer himself. To his surprise, an artificial-intelligence program fired up -- without him clicking it on. "The program began talking directly to me, openly mocked me," he recalls. "It typed out, 'Preacher, you are a weakling and your God is a damn liar.' "
Then the device went haywire and started printing out what looked like gobbledygook.
"I later had an expert in dead languages examine the text," the minister said. "It turned out to be a stream of obscenities written in a 2,800-year-old Mesopotamian dialect!"
Decent, happily married family men were drawn irresistibly to pornographic websites and forced to witness unspeakable abominations.
Housewives who had never expressed an impure thought were entering Internet chat rooms and found themselves spewing foul, debasing language they would never use normally
LOLWhat a perfect excuse to give the wife, "I couldn't help it love, the devil made me look at porn"
Bullshit, I'm sorry, but I seriously do not believe that at all.
Rev. Peasboro advises that if you suspect your computer is possessed, you consult a clergyman or, if the computer is still under warranty, take it in for servicing. He says, "Technicians can replace the hard drive and reinstall the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently."
Geek Squad is gonna get a random call tonight.50 bucks to anyone who goes to a technician and tells him to replace their hard drive because "there's an evil spirit in it".
Like, nothing's funnier than scaring your children away from the internet. Cheaper than any of those internet blocks.It's very very doubtful, but there's also the chance it's true xD I personally hope it's true because that's a hilarious story to tell your kids. Hahaha.
Like, nothing's funnier than scaring your children away from the internet. Cheaper than any of those internet blocks.
"Don't go on youtube, or else Legion will overtake you!"
Rev. Peasboro advises that if you suspect your computer is possessed, you consult a clergyman or, if the computer is still under warranty, take it in for servicing. He says, "Technicians can replace the hard drive and reinstall the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently."
Ningacom said:*sprinkles holy water on his Wii*