Your computer might be possessed by DEMONS!

[nelly <3]

lol.

too rich.

really, it's just a computer.... technical machine the only way it could be possesed is if someone would actually put demon stuff in it.

But I don't have to worry about my computer acting up,
I always have holy water by my side.


w/e this is bs. lol

 

[Gankz]

I just had to post this to see peoples reactions lol

I take tech classes at my high school and yea lol we're constantly surrounded by 20+ computers in every class THE DEMONS ARE PLOTTING

srsly, some of these computers are just ebil o.o

 

[Angel]

This is Satan speaking.

I have possessed Mickxey's computer and am currently plotting the end of the human race.

If you have read this post, my demons have had enough time to enter your computers. Fools.

*click*spyware deleted

Satan: NOOOOOO!!!!

/sarcasm

 

[Wolf Enigma]

P0rn repels you *spalshes motor oil on computer.*

 

[Akans]

*smacks computer repatedly with bible*

LOL Rep'd!

1) A Dark Mirror
2)A Crystal Ball
3) Or unique astral and demonic plane viewing abilties ( which one in 10,000 have)

3) Then some 100,000 people in China have a unique astral or demonic plane viewing abilities XD... China's that big

 

[mesmerized]

wow, I never thought that be a possibility. Am I the only one who think this is true, I mean it makes so much sense.

.....................


NOT

What kind of genius wrote up this crap lol. If this is even retentively true, my brain was corrupted long ago by the giga-pet demons.

 

[Angel]

Darn, my connection doesn't work! That darn Satan!

 

[Darkness_Falls]

"Then the device went haywire and started printing out what looked like gobbledygook"

I lol'ed. Good stuff right there. Gobbledygook is a major problem plaguing computer owners everywhere. I've got to get some of that anti-Satanic scanner.

 

[frisson]

"Decent, happily married family men were drawn irresistibly to pornographic websites and forced to witness unspeakable abominations."

Uhh...

Oh! Yeah, totally! D=

It was all demons. ^_^'

 

[Narnoldshmarnold]

What next, Jesus in my toaster?

 

[Wolf Enigma]

What next, Jesus in my toaster?

No, its Cuthulu in your televison.

 

[Leonard]

"Technicians can replace the hard drive and reinstall the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently."

^Now that's what I call a warranty.

Wow, my stomach is hurting so much from my lol I just had.

Whatever stuff this guy is having, he should take less.

 

[keyblade13]

Oh that explains why i hear evil laughing when i sleep an my coumpter plays celin dion with no 1 touching. How Stupid are we turning?

 

[Vegnahollows]

Oh noes, first the metric system and now this?!
The sun is spinning around the Earth I tell you!

 

[AndyCloseEyes]

Ha, this entire thread is killing me!

 

[TheLastKnight]

*Downloads bible* Must protect computer!

*Buys Jesus* Protect me dammit!

 

[Purple Feather]

I knew it.

 

[GothBug]

Sometimes... I wonder about people. ? This whole thread made me and my mom just bust a gut! I could barely get through the article! LOL

Oh, and riiiight... the demons and devil made those people do those things! *raises eyebrow* How lame is that... blame something that doesn't even EXIST! Oi... religion can be hilarious sometimes. That's probably why I don't follow any...

Anyway.... big. FAT. LOL!!! ^o^ Thancks for putting that article up! I needed a good laugh.

 

[dasperro]

And the sad thing is, this will be taken seriously by some and children will suffer.

Only old people will take it seriously (and they're too out of touch to use the internet anyway, the old ****s), and kids will find a way around this shit, like we always do.