Me and Kelly, an UNBEATABLE FORCE.
Kelly: Did you know that "JOE" has a fridge ENTIRELY DEDICATED TO MILK??!!
Me: 0_0 wtf?
Kelly: Ooo yea, an ENTIRE fridge...rows of milk.
Me: Tons and Tons of milk.
Kelly: Yes. An endless field of milk. Milk as far as the eye can see. In the distance, milkcaps frolic in the ice cold ice garden....
Me: Okay, that is odd...really it is.
Kelly: Yes. He's really rude and uncaring, "JOE".
*JOKINGLY*Me: Why?! He's just OCD with milk. If that is wrong, what is right?
Kelly: Well, there are thousands of thousands of people in 3rd world countries, and "JOE" 's got enough milk to save them all from malnutrition.