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All we need is that he admits that he is 36.
That would be the wirdest thing I've heard here in the forums...
What is the wierdest thing anyone ever said to you
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All we need is that he admits that he is 36.
That would be the wirdest thing I've heard here in the forums...
i was hanging out with my freind one time and we were talking about music and out of nowhere he says"IAM THE ONE WITH THE HUGE PP!" and then i said"dude wtf why did you say that,you just...kinda killed the whole moment we just had a minute ago" and he said"well now you know why i act like iam in more pain then when you guys get hurt there"
huge WTF moment
huge WTF moment
. . . I'm actually 41, btw.
XD.
No, seriously, I'm 12. I'll post a vid of my house (and me) sometime. . . and I was fcuking asleep when I typed my stuff. . . I pressed "13" instead of "11". >_>
Oh, another one that happened to me a few days ago
Me: Alex, we should like...do something.
Alex: ...I am the toast man...Drown me in butter...
Me:
wtf?!
...He scares me sometimes.
Me: Alex, we should like...do something.
Alex: ...I am the toast man...Drown me in butter...
Me:
wtf?!...He scares me sometimes.
You can change that in User CP.
Anyeay, today during lauch the kid next to me said weird stuff
Thomas: The secret Aztec treasure is located... in that Grham Cracker!
Me: *bites Grham Cracker*
Thomas: Noooo! You ate the treasure.
It was very awkward...
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Me:: How many laps are you on?
Jak:: I just started, so I'm only on like... 3 laps.
Random Jogger jogging by us:: YEAH YOU DO THEM BIYYATCHES.
My friend and I were running a marathon. When we said laps, we meant once around the track. And then this tall guy jogged by us and shouted that... REALLY loudly... other joggers nearby were staring at us weird.
Jak:: I just started, so I'm only on like... 3 laps.
Random Jogger jogging by us:: YEAH YOU DO THEM BIYYATCHES.
My friend and I were running a marathon. When we said laps, we meant once around the track. And then this tall guy jogged by us and shouted that... REALLY loudly... other joggers nearby were staring at us weird.
One time, I was at McDonalds and I was buying my food. This weird guy came up to me and said
Weird guy: Hey. I just got out of jail. Can you give me some money?
Me: Errrrr... I don't have any money
WG: But I saw you get change back.
Me: No I didn't.
*seriously. I didn't*
WG: OK.
* when I was about to leave he ran back to me
WG: You sure you ain't got no money?
Me: Yes
I ran to the car and went home. That guy was SCARY!
Weird guy: Hey. I just got out of jail. Can you give me some money?
Me: Errrrr... I don't have any money
WG: But I saw you get change back.
Me: No I didn't.
*seriously. I didn't*
WG: OK.
* when I was about to leave he ran back to me
WG: You sure you ain't got no money?
Me: Yes
I ran to the car and went home. That guy was SCARY!
^^ O__O, I would've freaked out xD
My friend: Someday I want to swim in a pool filled marshmallows while oompa loompas do my bidding
^ that was after watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory
And my history teacher from last year gave me a really weird face and winked at me as I passed him in the hall, It was sudden and it weirded me out quite a bit.
My friend: Someday I want to swim in a pool filled marshmallows while oompa loompas do my bidding
^ that was after watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory
And my history teacher from last year gave me a really weird face and winked at me as I passed him in the hall, It was sudden and it weirded me out quite a bit.
Another time
This guy in my class: Hey. You wanna play balls ball?
Me: o_0
Another time
My friend: Martians took my brain! GRAAAAA!!!!
* Then he ran across the yard*
Me: ..... HAHAHA!
This guy in my class: Hey. You wanna play balls ball?
Me: o_0
Another time
My friend: Martians took my brain! GRAAAAA!!!!
* Then he ran across the yard*
Me: ..... HAHAHA!
Myn is
Dylan:*Walking*
Homless person:"Don't use a razor like your farther does, use a tweezer"
It was scary
Dylan:*Walking*
Homless person:"Don't use a razor like your farther does, use a tweezer"
It was scary
Girl: "would you like to watch me have my period?"
How....scary. o__o
' May you go out with me. I know I don't know you but your eyes just amaze me'
;~; Scary dude. I didn't even know his name. xD
My friend Daniel said to me while we were walking home from school
"wouldn't it be funny if we saw Vanessa Carlton on her piano driving down the road and singing "making my way down town" and smashing into your house?"
me: "O.O *LOL* wth? where did that come from?"
"wouldn't it be funny if we saw Vanessa Carlton on her piano driving down the road and singing "making my way down town" and smashing into your house?"
me: "O.O *LOL* wth? where did that come from?"
friend: O.O
Me: o.0
friend:O.O
me.0
friend: O.O....... CHICKENS!!!!!
Me: o.0
friend:O.O
me
.0friend: O.O....... CHICKENS!!!!!
Me and Kelly, an UNBEATABLE FORCE.
Kelly: Did you know that "JOE" has a fridge ENTIRELY DEDICATED TO MILK??!!
Me: 0_0 wtf?
Kelly: Ooo yea, an ENTIRE fridge...rows of milk.
Me: Tons and Tons of milk.
Kelly: Yes. An endless field of milk. Milk as far as the eye can see. In the distance, milkcaps frolic in the ice cold ice garden....
Me: Okay, that is odd...really it is.
Kelly: Yes. He's really rude and uncaring, "JOE".
*JOKINGLY*Me: Why?! He's just OCD with milk. If that is wrong, what is right?
Kelly: Well, there are thousands of thousands of people in 3rd world countries, and "JOE" 's got enough milk to save them all from malnutrition.
Kelly: Did you know that "JOE" has a fridge ENTIRELY DEDICATED TO MILK??!!
Me: 0_0 wtf?
Kelly: Ooo yea, an ENTIRE fridge...rows of milk.
Me: Tons and Tons of milk.
Kelly: Yes. An endless field of milk. Milk as far as the eye can see. In the distance, milkcaps frolic in the ice cold ice garden....
Me: Okay, that is odd...really it is.
Kelly: Yes. He's really rude and uncaring, "JOE".
*JOKINGLY*Me: Why?! He's just OCD with milk. If that is wrong, what is right?
Kelly: Well, there are thousands of thousands of people in 3rd world countries, and "JOE" 's got enough milk to save them all from malnutrition.
"You two look like a couple of giraffes trying to make babies."
o.0
o.0
"Your hair tastes really good today."
Eh, it's not that weird in comparison to others. -looks at Texkia's-
Eh, it's not that weird in comparison to others. -looks at Texkia's-
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Adam: Kimberly wears a thong
Me: Why did you bring this up? now im gonna have nightmares.
Adam: It was leapord (damn spelling!) skin
Everyone: ...
Kimberly Walks over
Adam: You wear a thong right kimberly?
Kimberly: no
Paul: haha dumbass
Kimberly: I sit on the corner
Everyone: ...
Yea, this is what school is like.
Me: Why did you bring this up? now im gonna have nightmares.
Adam: It was leapord (damn spelling!) skin
Everyone: ...
Kimberly Walks over
Adam: You wear a thong right kimberly?
Kimberly: no
Paul: haha dumbass
Kimberly: I sit on the corner
Everyone: ...
Yea, this is what school is like.
That's awesome.
This happened recently (again, me and my friend Cole).
Me: Cole, shut up.
Cole: YOU HURTEDED MY FEELINGS.
Me: No, your just emo.
Cole: I CRY BECAUSE I CARE.
Me: Shut up, retard.
Cole: YOU JUST DON'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I'M BLACK!!!!
Me:
. . . your white.Cole: . . . . . .
Me: IDIOT.
*punches him in the arm*
That was odd.
And yes, he's white.
Dee Ayy; your friend stole my guy friend's name D: D:
Me: ANTHONY IS NIIINNNNNEEE
Cole: =/
Me: I totally owned your face.
Cole: You...took my face?
Me: TOTALLY =P
Cole: Cool; You like it.
Me: ewwww; Hurry and get me in check- waittttt
Cole: Oh rly.
Me: COLE NASTY THOUGHTS; SHUT UP.
Cole: Of course; it's you.
Me: What's that supposed to meannnnn. ;_;
Cole: You're nasty.
Me: ;___; You...are...such ...a mean person.
Cole: I know
-knudges me in arm-
ME: YOU RRRRR GHEY D;"
Me: ANTHONY IS NIIINNNNNEEE
Cole: =/
Me: I totally owned your face.
Cole: You...took my face?
Me: TOTALLY =P
Cole: Cool; You like it.
Me: ewwww; Hurry and get me in check- waittttt
Cole: Oh rly.
Me: COLE NASTY THOUGHTS; SHUT UP.
Cole: Of course; it's you.
Me: What's that supposed to meannnnn. ;_;
Cole: You're nasty.
Me: ;___; You...are...such ...a mean person.
Cole: I know
-knudges me in arm-
ME: YOU RRRRR GHEY D;"
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