What is the wierdest thing anyone ever said to you

[Iwrestledabearonce]

Me and Cole have many funny moments. . . we're pretty good friends.

Crap, I need to think of something else that whackjob said. . .

 

[ozymandius]

ONe time, I was in a shopping center buying a hotdog and this black guy came up to me. He said "Yo man, buy me a soda?". I said "Nah, I'm broke, but next time." To which he responded "Ight, later." Then he walked away. lmao really wierd.

 

[Dark-Disciple]

*Walking down the mall talking about school

Connor: Have you guys ever wondered how it would be like to be in the Oscar Minor Winnies comercial?

*Everyone turns. Everyone smacks Connor.....

 

[Texkia26]

Sam: I have to go to Abercrombie and buy a new shirt for tonight. (we were going to a party.)

Me: No, go to Buckle. It's just like an Abercrombie, but it's not gay.

DJ: KATIE (that's me), I'M GONNA RAPE YOU! But I need to tape my binder together first, so can I borrow some tape?



...yeah.

 

[super_ninja_star]

ok so i was walking in the hallway the other day...

kid: hey you wanna wrestle me?

me:no not really

kid: you sure?

me: no not today.

kid:are you sure??? i got poker chips?!

 

[Texkia26]

Me: Oh, go brush your teeth or something!
Tyson: Don't hate me because I'm emo!

-later-

Mika: OMG WHAT IS THAT?? Oh, nevermind. It's just my hand.
Amanda: I thought it was your foot.
Me: No, it's her face.
Tyson: It's my emoness!!!

 

[super_ninja_star]

extremely emo guy at american eagle: hello can i help you find anything?

 

[Sorarules13]

Wesly: *stares at this girl*
Me: Hey! What are you lookin at!
Wesly: *continues to stare*
Me: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT!!!
Wesly:... MILK DUDS!

 

[Henskie]

I was walking around my college campus and a girl grabs my arm and stops me from walking (i have no clue who she was)

girl- you have hot eyes

*she walks away*


Another one
A friend of my walks up to me hands me some wendy's chicken nuggets
him-enjoy
*he walks away*

Ok heres another
girl I had known for two minutes

girl- what would you do if a girl like me sat on you lap and began to intensely flirt with you and touch you face?

me- I would probably have a very perplexed look on my face and try to figure out if I know u
*she walks away*

 

[snowdog]

During a conversation about weird tasting milk...

"Maybe it's not cow milk."
"Then what is it?"
"People milk."
"Oh yeah? Then how did they get it?"
"Simple. They breed women with cows until the udders are where the breasts are. THAT'S HOW!"

....

 

[Thor.]

I was sitting in school like 2 years ago and a freind of mine all of a sudden says "Look I'm playing in my Stool.." and he's folded up in the inside of the legs of the stool.

 

[snowdog]

More of 'em, simply because I'm bored.

"Oh, I bet you slept with her to get your work around the class, you essay whore!" - My best friend, after my teacher photocopied some of my work as an example to the class. (Yes, I know I'm a nerd.)

"If you're not wearing any clothes, then technically, you're naked. But it's best not to split hairs on the matter."

"Can you imagine Mr T in a buffet?"

 

[Thor.]

We were standing next to a ledge:

Friend: If you fell you'd probably die.

Me: Yep

*Friend walks off.*

 

[snowdog]

I guess it's obvious that I have lots of weird things people say to me.

"Y'know, that was so funny that I lol'd. Seriously, people. Rofl." - said in real life.

 

[Murasame]

This happened today in government class after a test, I was talking to my friend Ryan and this is what he said.

Ryan: Hey Vince.
Me: What?
Ryan: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies?
Me: I don't know
Ryan: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
Me: Wtf!? xDD
Ryan: *Starts laughing the moment he sees the expression on my face*

Yeah.. Ryan is interesting, xDDD.

 

[Aly-chan]

-at my house-

Cole : Anyone have a dollar.
Linsey: Nope
Kels: Nope
Lena: nope
Me: I have 16 pennies ; 3 nickels ; 5 dimes ; and one quarter.
Cole : -Is counting-
Me: ....
Linsey:....
Lena: ...
Me - chews chips-
Cole: AHA!
Me: Cole you know I never had that change xD
Cole: You hate me cause I am poor.
Me:...with Your PS3. And pretty much ALL the expensive shirts I can't afford. -Lies- I am soooo poorer than you -
Cole: With your razr. Xbox 360. D:<
Me: ...I have a xbox360? COOL!
Cole : -slaps forehead-
Me:
Cole : Remember that one time 3 ninth graders hit on you and I cursed them out?
Me: Where the hell did that come from?
Cole: I don't know. But just to tell you, I had fun cursing at them.
Me: -is in kitchen-
Cole:...You weren't listening to my story. You cracker.-
Me : Cole you are as pale as this sheet of paper I holding. *_*

 

[snowdog]

"So, where the hell does that leave the dinosaurs?!"

My friend, after being taught about the story of Creation in Ethics class. XD

 

[Hinamizawa Syndrome]

me: I know Jack Skellington. Hi, Jack!
my friend: I know him too!
me: really?
my friend: yup! he's my sister!

(me and my friend, while playing KH2)