-I don't know how to play poker or other real card games, and no one will teach me because they're assholes.
-I often stop paying attention in the middle of playing a musical instrument, and then hit a wrong note and quickly go back to the right one xD
-I suck at team sports like football or basketball, and I'm further discouraged from playing them with others because all the people I have usually played with are douchebags about how good they are. (I was never absorbed into the hardcore football culture of America anyway, so it's like I'm an alien for not being particularly excited by American football).
-Things bounce out of my hands. All THE TIME. Unless it's a towel or other kind of fabric, everything almost always bounces out of my hands when I try to catch it. Balls, cameras, phones, pens, wallets, food, bottles, cans, candy, dolls, toys, whatever it is, it almost always lands in my hand and then bounces out. It makes me look like an idiot.
-When I'm really thirsty, I usually drink faster than I can swallow and spill on myself.
-I was very sheltered (physically) as a kid, parents not letting me do dangerous things as a kid/teen (dumb parents!! lol) so when people have crazy stories about how they broke a bone in 6 places or almost got eaten by a bear, I usually have nothing to contribute.
-I don't like swimming in large bodies of water and it's hard to explain to people sometimes. I just don't like the idea of being in the water with other living things that can hurt me or get in my way. But sometimes I really enjoy being in the ocean, but it depends. Lakes are COMPLETELY out of the question. Since it's hard to get people to understand, I usually have to make up some dumb shit like how a childhood friend of mine died in a lake/ocean in order to get them to stop bugging me about going in the water.