Fanfiction ► Things KH Characters Would Never Say!!!! REBORN!!!

[mistyElk0]

Yeah I've seen that one. It's really funny.
I got another

(after Sora saved Kairi. Kairi was sitting inside the small house looking out the window)

Kairi: Aww screw this sh*t!!! I'm becomin a homo!!!
*playing the game*
Me: WTF!!!
My friend: Yer sh*ting me right?

 

[King Of The Dark]

Ahhh! Kairi = Homo scaring me! lol funny

 

[mistyElk0]

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I got another one

(At end of the world. Sora, Donald and Goofy go throught the door to fight Ansem. Inside they find Ansem)

Ansem: "In a dress, dancing and singing" I'm a pretty girl... I'm a pretty girl... I'm a pretty... "notices Sora, Donald and Goofy standing there their jaws hanging open and staring" What you never seen a guy in a dress before?
Sora: Your sh*tin me right?
Donald: This is the bad guy?
Goofy:

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

LOL!!! That's great Mistyelk0!

Sora has just saved Goofy from the World of Chaos. They are about to charge the head of the beast, hoping to find Donald.
Sora-Let's GO!!! *Sora and Goofy charge. Sora get's there first and shoots blizzard at the head*
Head-Ah, ah, ahah, AHCHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Donald comes flying out it's nose, covered in snot*
Donald-Thanx guys!

 

[Angel Shards]

Rikku: Cloud_Unchained, you're so hot!

XD

 

[Winged Mirage]

Sora: You're going down!

Axel: Bring it on!

Sora: (gets ready to strike)

Axel: Oh yeah one more thing

Sora: What?

Axel: I'm your dad.

Sora: O_O What?!

(Marluxia bursts in) What are you talking about?! I'm his father!

(Zexion runs into a few seconds later) No I am!

(Lexious follows Zexion) No he's MY son!

(Vexen comes in) No, I created him in my lab you fools!

(Unknowns all get into a big brawl about which one of them is Sora's father)

Sora: (Slowly backs away.......)

 

[mistyElk0]

lol.


( Sora, Donald and Goofy heading towards the Gizmo Shop)

Sora: Hey guys guess what... "smiles big"
Both: What?
*Sora stoped and leaned to his left and farted*
Sora: That! "even bigger smile"
Donald: Oh WTF!?!
*Goofy and Sora start to laught*
Donald: That's not funny it gross
*Goofy and Sora are still laughing*
Donald: Gahh!!! "pulls out his staff and hit both of them on the head" Now come on we have to find the keyhole
*Sora and Goofy get up and wisper to eachother then nod their heads*
Sora: "he aimed the keyblade at Donald" FIRE!!!
*Sora hit Donald with fire and donald ran around trying to put him self out. Finaly he did and he was all schorched up"
Goofy: Anybody up for roated duck?
*Sora and Goofy laughed and pointed at Donald*
Donald: Aww f^(# you guys!

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

Poor Donald.

 

[mistyElk0]

I know but it's more fun to pick on Donald than Goofy and Sora.

I got another.

( Insid the Small House in Travers Town. Sora's going through a closet)

Sora: Hey guys check this out. "comes walking out of the closet wearing womens boots"
All:
Sora: Watch this. "starts walking in them and singing" These boot were made for walkin and that's just what they'll do... One of these days these boot are gona walk all over you.
All: .... "everybody laughs"
*playing the game*
Me: Huh?
My friend: WTF?!?!

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

The gang has been scouring the universe, looking for all of the trinity marks. They arrive in traverse town, where they see the blue mark on the ground.
Sora-Okay, ready?
Goofy&Donald-Yeah!
Alluva a sudden Green Day comes in and kicks them out of the way.
Billie Joe-Allright guys! Let's go! *Pulls out Guitar*
Mike-How do we do this again?
Tre'-I can suck my own!
Mike-Wh-wha?
Jason-Hey, what about me?
Billie Joe-Get out of here! You may play with us, but you aren't in any of our videos.
Tre'-Yeah, get out f***er!
Green Day does the trinity by playing Longview.
Player-WTF?!?!?!?!?!

 

[8myworldsmyown8]

um..............its getting less and less funny. but its still funny. keep going!

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

Ya, I'm running out of things to put down. T_T

 

[Riku the wicked]

damn the first one are funny as

 

[mistyElk0]

Hmmm....

(First arrived in the Deep Jungle "I'd thought I place it one in a different place for once". Sora's already inside the tent talking to Jane, when Clayton walks in with Donald and Goofy. A little bit later)

Goofy: Hey Sora look at this... "holds out the gummi peice"
*Jane and Clayton stare*
Jane: A talking dog.
*Goofy looks around*
Goofy: "in a scooby doo voice" Rog??? Rhere???
*Sora and Donald look at eachother*
*playing the game*
Me: "laughing" WTF?!?! hahahaha!!!

I know it's not all that funny.

 

[Winged Mirage]

(In Hallow Bastion)

(Sora and Riku prepare to fight.)

Riku: Join the darkness

Sora: Never!

(suddenly running of amny feet can be heard)

Riku: Oh crap

(Fangirls storm Hollow Bastion and surround Riku and Sora)

Fangirl 7383855634245: OMG Riku you are SO hot!!!

Fangirl: 3476872334232: Sora! Awwwww he's so cute!!

Riku and Sora: (run for their lives) (get dogpiled by the fangirls)

(fangirls carry off Riku and Sora, now with half their clothes torn off)

To be continued......if you wish

 

[majinkearu]

Sora and Wakka in an intense battle looking scene

Wakka: your going down
Sora: lets see it then

Wakka throws ball toward sora and sora swings sword at it and it flys over the island and hits riku in back off head and riku grabs ball and pops it with bare hands

Wakka: oh man...
Sora: YEAH! woot homerun!
Kiari hands Wakka 5 bucks
Sora: what is that for?
Kiari: i bet wakka that youd screw u p like all the other times you have ^_^
Sora: *has ran to room and is crying*
Wakka hands 10 dollars to kiari
Kiari: I told you i could make him cry

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

Lol. That was funny.

 

[majinkearu]

yeah, it just kinda... hit me(pun intended)

 

[mistyElk0]

Sora: So Donald.. Ya ever taken to help ya speek more clearly?
Donald: "ya'll know how Donald sounds" Say what??? "looking ticked"
Sora: Have ya ever taken lingo lessons?
Donald: Aww go F^(K yer self!
*Goofy off to the side laughing.*
Sora: "looking confused" What I say?

 

[ghetto_sora]

Sora:I love you Selpie,um i mean Kiari!
Kiari:IF you do...can you buy me a unicorn and puppies and chocolate and flowers.oh and i like rainbows and lollipops and candy and sugar and candy and cute animals and candy and all the powerpuff girl action figures.
Sora writes all this down and checks his pockets"What?"
Uh-Oh. the 2000000munnys he had were spent on that fake bootleg ultima key chain.
Sora:How to get munny?

Later...
After telling leon,cloud,hercules,riku,wakka and tidus that if they gave him 500munny each he would let them make-out with donald.
leon,cloud,herc,riku,wakka,and tidus:YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!
When Kiari got her stuff she looked at it
Kiari:YOU FORGOT THE SAILORMOON DOLLS!
then she pulls out a gun..and shoots Sora!
Sora: ow.
the end