Uh, ookay. It would be better if Sora would have been ripped in half.
Riku wakes up in the castle oblivion basement.
Riku-Oh man? What happened? I partied to hard with Mickey and those Heartless after we got Sora to close that damn door. I really wish he hadn't have shown up. He ruined the beginning of the party.
Mickey walks up.
Mickey-Hey dude. That was some frat party, huh?
Riku-Ha, yeah. How the hell did we get here though?
Mickey-I dun-Bllleeach!
Riku-Dammit Mickey! You just puked on my shoes!
Mickey-Sorry, me and Darkside had a chugging contest last night. I'll use my light powers to get us out of here.
Ball of light appears.
Riku-Dammit Mickey! I have a hangover here!
And that's how Riku became the blind folded unkown.