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Fanfiction ► Things KH Characters Would Never Say!!!! REBORN!!!



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erick713006

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Well it's back, the other one is messed up.

Sora: Goofy! Go fetch the paper!

Donald: I wonder what I taste like in orange sauce!

I'm in a slump..
do you really love riku???
because i love the song for kh2 simple and clean!!
 

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Sora is about to fight Marluxia.

Sora-You're goin' down!!!
Marluxia-Why are you doing this? *Cries*
Sora-o_O
Marluxia-*Sniff* I just wanted some panties!
Tidus pops up out of nowhere, undresses, and gives Marluxia his panties.
Tidus-Here ya go.
Sora-I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!!!
 

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I haven't done one of these in a while.

"Kair and Ansem where fighting over Sora each were pulling on one of is arms"

Kairi: He's mine!
*Pulls Sora Towards her*
Ansem: No he's mine!
*Pulls Sora Towards him*
Kair: No mine!
*Pulls Sora Towards her*
Ansem: NO MINE!!
*Pulls Sora Towards him*
Kairi: MINE!!!
*Pulls Sora Towards her*
Ansem: MINE!!!
*Pulls Sora Towards him*
Sora: WHY AM I SO LOVED?!?!
 

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Uh, ookay. It would be better if Sora would have been ripped in half.

Riku wakes up in the castle oblivion basement.

Riku-Oh man? What happened? I partied to hard with Mickey and those Heartless after we got Sora to close that damn door. I really wish he hadn't have shown up. He ruined the beginning of the party.
Mickey walks up.
Mickey-Hey dude. That was some frat party, huh?
Riku-Ha, yeah. How the hell did we get here though?
Mickey-I dun-Bllleeach!
Riku-Dammit Mickey! You just puked on my shoes!
Mickey-Sorry, me and Darkside had a chugging contest last night. I'll use my light powers to get us out of here.
Ball of light appears.
Riku-Dammit Mickey! I have a hangover here!

And that's how Riku became the blind folded unkown.
 

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lol.

"Riku finds kairi and is talking to Captian Hook"

Riku: So Kairi's like a lifeless puppet now?
C. Hook: Heart takin by the heartless no dought.
*Riku turn aroud to face Captain Hook*
Riku: I'll find away.
*Turn back around to face Kairi to see that she's gone*
Riku: What the..?
*turns around again to find Kairi standing behind him*
Kairi: Haha I punked you. "big smile" You really thought that I was gone. "even bigger smile"
All: o_O
 

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He's an actor. He is the host and creator of the show "Punked"


Sora about to fight Leon in Traverse Town


Sora: Let's do this

Leon: ?Como te llamas? mansee dert y frety hugo de manzana.

Sora: What the-

Leon:shrety lon minko si refnallba

Sora: Darn I'm stuck in the Spanish version of the game.

*looks out of the T.V. screen to see two Mexicans sitting there speaking in Spanish*


Sora:ah geez


I know it isn't very funny.
 

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Oh duh. hee hee I'm slow. "hits self in head" I never learn people's names.

I think it's funny.

"Kairi, Donald and Goofy are trying to leave Hallow Bastion. After Sora unlocked his heart. They were in the main hall when the heartless started to show up. Sora "as a heartless" walks up to Kairi. And all the other heartless start to attack"

Kairi: Don't worry Sora I'll protect you!
*jumps up and starts pulling a matrix moves of the heartless. She takes most of them out. The the last one charged at her. She jump up once more and froze. Then she spin kicked the heartless*
Kairi: How do ya like my now beyatch?!?!
All "including Sora": o_O
 

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umm.. thanks ^_^.

I got another...

"After Neverland... Back in Travers Town. Sora, Donald and Goofy are on top of the Gizmo Shop."

Donald: Hey you guys check this out.
*Runs towards the edge and jumps into the air and over the lege"
Donald: I CAN FLYYYEEEE!!!!!
*Falls and hits the ground hard*
Goofy: o_O
*Sora nudges Goofy*
Sora: I payed him 100 money to do that. "snickers"
Goofy: Did you also pay him to jump over the side?
Sora: No. I iced the ground as he was running.
Goofy: o_O.... "looks at the ground were Donald jumped and there was a sheet of ice"
*Sora and Goofy start to laugh*
Donald: ow...
 
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Tarzan's world and the keyblade is about to unlock the heart of the world.....
Sora: so i just fire the beam in the keyhole?
Tarzan: (pile of monkey talk)
Sora: i'll take that as a yes.
*sora aims the keyblade and hits just above the keyhole which makes the light bounce past their heads *
Donald: Are you blind or something?
Sora: i'll try again....
* fires again and this time it hits the back of the keyhole and the light bounces straight back out and hits tarzan turning him into what his heart wanted... a posh english gentleman*
Goofy: Try explaining that one to Jane Sora.
Sora: awww ^%&&^%! wrong key! hold on......
 
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(Apologie in advance for this but i just was bored)

Riku is sneaking up on Kiari

Riku:( im gonna sneak up and push her in the water)
Riku is now like 10 ft away behind a rock
Riku: hehe...
Kiari comes up behind riku
Kiari: whatchya doin?
Riku: sneaking up on kiari
Riku runs toward the other kiari to push in water only to notice its sora in Kiaris clothes wearing her make up and wearing her shoes
Sora:O.O ...Hi RIku
Riku has ran to other side of island to find out how to straighten out his mind.... and Sora
 
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