Fanfiction ► Things KH Characters Would Never Say!!!! REBORN!!!

[majinkearu]

...? confusing..... but funny when i think hard* thinks hard and nothin happens* nyep

 

[majinkearu]

Sora: Hey Wakka!
Wakka: yeah?
Sora: Nice ass!
Wakka blushing
Wakka: you too

Thoughts?

 

[Redemptions Light]

Eh, it was okay. For some reason they aren't as funny as when this thread started out. But still, I know, doing this is REALLY hard. And some have run out of ideas. But keep working at it guys.

 

[Tre'Coolfreak13]

I haven't done one of these in awhile.

Riku is possessed by Ansem, and has just told Sora that Kairi's heart is within his. He holds his Dark Keyblade high, and is about to swing it at Sora.

Riku-Princess of Heart! Come forth! *Riku swings it and hits Sora in the head. Sora falls over, a gaping hole in his head.
Riku-Dammit! Defrost the Sora clone!

Yea, that was lame.

 

[zell26265]

wakka:nice ass
sora:????

 

[majinkearu]

Wakka and Sora side by side as Riku walks back and forth between them
Sora: * Whispers to Wakka*
Riku turns to sora
Riku:WHO THE SAID THAT!
Sora tenses up
Riku: How tall are you maggot!
Sora: SIR 3 foot 9 SIR
Riku: HOLY CRAP! I DIDNT KNOW THAT STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!WHERE ARE YOU FROM!?!
Sora:SIR Texas SIR
Riku: HOLY DOG SHIT! ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS AND YOU DONT LOOK LIKE A STEER TO ME! I GUESS THAT NARROWS IT DOWN! DO YOU SUCK S! ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER!
Sora: SIR no SIR
Riku: BULLSHIT! I BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLFBALL OUT A GARDEN HOSE!


This is for all the peeps who've seen Full Metal Jacket

 

[zell26265]

sora: i love jack
kairi:??????
sora:i do love him
kairi:i will kill jack

 

[DaRkNeSs2LiGhT]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! u ppl are sooo funny! u guyz alwayz brighten my day! LOL! ^^;

 

[Sora is Barbie]

Goofy: E=mc2

Donald: Like, sumeone ROAST ME ALREADY!!!!!! *gets naked*

Sora: That's the power of the Fartblade!

Riku: Hey Sora, I'm going to forget about Kairi for a couple of minutes and jag off to that SEXY BEAST Leon. *purrs*

Maleficent: Oh, happy sunshine!! Embrace the day, before it fades away! w00t!! *becomes a fairy*

Kairi: I'M SUCH A SLUT! ~_^

Marluxia: We should name Oblivion Castle to White Castle.

Axel: OMFG! FIRE!! IT BURNS!!! LIKE, THIS UNFREAKINGBELIEVABLY HOT!!!! NO!!!! *dies of fire*

Vexen. I think I have to go figure out what my sex REALLY is. *jumps out of a random closet*

 

[Redemptions Light]

Sora: Ansem!!!!!


Ansem:*with sunglasses, a big chain, a long white tee shirt, a du rag, a white cap and baggy blue jeans* YO Sora dizzle mizzle fizzle sizzle crizzle. I'll beat you with my hammer and chizzel.


Sora: o_0


*Riku comes up* Riku: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEE Chyea, wassup.


Ansem: Yo, waddup G


Riku: Uhh, I dunno dude, like what. *looks up* like I think a big blue thing dude.

Sora:

Ansem:Yo homie, duh man dat's da sky

Riku: Chyea dude. Rock on

Sora: O. O



Ansem: Anyways, YO Sora, my nizzle I'm about to whoop your bizzle fo shizzle


Sora: SHUT UP AND FIGHT!!

Ansem:Homie don't play that

Sora attacks Ansem


Ansem: OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW. Yo I'ma get my crew. YO PIMP SQUAD!!!!!


Millions of heartless come dressed in the same thing as Ansem.


Heartless: *in high squeky voice.* Yo man,wat u want now. I aint playin wit u I'ma kick yo pasterior all da way to Kalamazoo

Sora: *walks away shakin his head* They're messed up..............................fo shizzle

 

[zell26265]

goofy:i love porn
donald: me too

 

[majinkearu]

Soras yelling at Wakka going over and obstacle
Sora: Dont make any ing effort to get up to the top of the ing obstacle!!! If god wanted you up there he would of miraciled your ass up there by now wouldnt he.
Wakka:SIR YES SIR
Sora:You climb obstacles like old people you know that!!!!

Full Metal Jacket kicks ass

 

[Sora is Barbie]

Winnie the Pooh: KILL!!!! DIE!!!!!
*throws a grenade at Ansem*

Ansem(in a VERY preppy voice): Like, omg, like, this is like, totally unFREAKINbelievable, like, the pain is like, omfg, unbearable, like, omg. *dies*

Sora: My hair defies the laws of gravity.

Donald: I sound like Daffy Duck hyped up on crack!

Kairi: Hey Sora, took you long enough! what was it, like, 2 F*CKIN YEARS ago you said you'd come back for me? Ass. >_<

Zexion: I'm the definition of sexy. *joins a fashion show on a low-budget cable network*

 

[majinkearu]

Sora is just sitting there after he beats ansem and seals the door he just finished talking to kiari
Sora: <.< >.> what now? *looks up* God! why me!!
God: It wasnt me! i was asleep when all this happened!
Sora: LIAR!!
God: okay i did it because i lost a beat with Hades OK!!
Sora: you suck!

 

[mistyElk0]

haha thats great.


"at Hollow Bastion, just before Sora unlocked his own heart to free Kairi's"

Sora: A keyblade that unlocks hearts... Hmmm I wonder....
Donald: Sora!!!
Goofy: Don't do it!
*Ansem apears out of know where knocks Sora upside the head. K.O. ing him*
Ansem: Yeah thats right punk! "starts dancing" Oh yeah Uhhuh. Ummh Ummh!!!
*Goofy and Donald just stare*
*playing the game*
Me: That's not suposed to happen!

 

[Mikail]

Sora: I know now.. without a doubt... Kingdom Hearts is.... Wait, what's my line again??? You know what, screw it, lets just do this whole scene over
Ansem: Not again, why the hell would the keyblade choose this idiot.
Director: Take 65



Sora: Kairi, remember what you said before? I'm always with you too.... I'll comeback to you... I promise
Kairi: I know you will.
Donald: Sora that was really nice of you
Goofy: Yea it was. So you really are going to look for her with no way of knowing how to go home?
Sora: Hell no, I just told that b*tch that so she was stop getting into so much d*mb trouble.


Marluxia: Hey Vexen
Vexen: Hey sexy beast
------This scene has been deleted due to adult content involved---------

..lol



Sora: Riku... Why are you kidnaping the 7 princesses of heart?
Riku: Sora just think... there are 7 of them.

Sora: This is Holloween, This is Holloween, la da da dada da da DA.
Goofy: How long do you think he is going to sing that
Donald: Probably not until this d*mb music stops playing. Jack how long does it last?
Jack: Who knows, it only starts when you guys are around.



edit:
Just thought of a new one

setting: KH2

Kairi: Sora, your here, just like you said. I knew you would come back for me.
Sora: Uhh.. Yea.. Thats it....
Kairi: So where is my lucky charm?
Sora: Your wh...Ohh you lucky charm *grins*, isn't that in under your bed.
Kairi: No not that one, the one I gave you in Traverse Town
Sora: Oh well.. you see... This was this blonde hair kid... and well... he kind of... took.. uhh... the oathkeeper.....
Kairi: ...you lost...my charm.....
Sora: No not lost, it was stolen
Kairi: Sora...leave...just leave.... come back when you have the charm.
Sora: but Kairi..
Kairi: Sora.... f*ck you...


Spokesman: Zexion, congradulations. You are dead and out of the organization. What are you going to do next?
Zexion: Marluxia
Spokesman: No not who you are going to do next. What are you going to do next? Mabey go to Disney World?
Zexion: well, I always wanted to be a showgirl.


---What really happened on Destiny Island---
Riku: Sora. check this key-blade-like thingy I got.
Sora: Wow thats kool
Riku: Yea i've been fighting the heartless with it.
Sora: kool.. Hey, whats that black hole behind you?
Riku: what?
*Riku turns around*
*Sora grabs the keyblade and pushes Riku in*
Riku: *sticking his hand out* Sora.. help me.
Sora: I cant *starts running in place*.. There uh, must be some kind of barrier...yea thats it a barrier.
Riku: Soooraaa...
Sora: bye bye..

 

[mistyElk0]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG thoes are funny. They sure beat the pants off of my stuff.

 

[Mikail]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG thoes are funny. They sure beat the pants off of my stuff.

lol thanx.. Yours were funny too. I really liked your one with Goofy going "rog, rhere"

 

[mistyElk0]

lol thanx.. Yours were funny too. I really liked your one with Goofy going "rog, rhere"

LOL thanks. ^_^

"Sora's finaly returned to Destiny Island"

Sora: "looking around smiling" I'm finaly home. "looking for Kairi"
Donald: So I'm guessin your looking for Kairi.
Sora: Of course.
Goofy: Well she walked into that cave over there about 5 minutes ago.
Sora: Why did't you say something before. "runs over to the cave"
Donald: Wait for us!!!
*Donald and Goofy follow. They walk into the cave*
Sora: Kairi I'm ba... "sees Kairi with Tidus and Selphie "sp?" (hope ya'll get the idea)"
*Donald and Goofy walk in and see what's going on*
Donald: Wow "covers eyes"
Goofy: "covers eyes"
Kairi: Ummm... Sora I can explain... Ummm...?
Sora: Donald... Goofy I need to talk with these three alone.
Donald: Okay... come on Goofy.
*Donald and Goofy leave*
Sora: Now that their gone... My I join ya?
All:
*Donald and Goofy waiting out side of the cave*
Goofy: Jeese Sora must be really upset. I can hear somebody screamin inside.
Donald: "hand over face and shakes head" Oh good lord!


I know it's wrong. But I was bored.

 

[Cloud_Unchained]

Wow, for kids, they're pretty sexual don't you think?