Fanfiction ► Things KH Characters Would Never Say!!!! REBORN!!!

[(~Perfection_Achieved~)]

Wow. *claps for PR* That is a shut out, congratsee!!

 

[yado]

Wow these are good. Hey do you think this could become a sticke thread(or whatever you call it)

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Might be...

Sora:I hate you Kairi
Kairi: O_O

 

[(~Perfection_Achieved~)]

During the KH:CoM filming

Axel: Um, Nomura?

Nomura: Yeah.

Axel: I was just going over the script and my line is "everything is falling into place, you all better give me one 'hell' of a show!" Are we allowed to say "Hell" in a 'E' rated Disney game?

Nomura: Yeah yeah it's fine!

Axel: But you can't even say that in school.

Nomura: Just shut up and do the job, you better give me one hell of a show!!

Axel: *stepping back* ok....

~five minutes later~

Nomura: Ok, Sora and Namine, you two ready for the sex scene?

Sora: Um... is that allowed in a rated 'E' Disney game?

Nomura: JUST SHUT UP AND GET THE PANTS OFF!!! YOU BETTER GIVE ME ONE HELLUVA SHOW!!! *unzips pants*

Namine: Um... I think i'm going to leave...

Sora: Yeah... what's this guy thinking...?

~Two years later~

Nomura: Yo CJ!! Pick up the damn keyblade, and get to shanking!!!

CJ: GTA: Destiny Islands.... This man has issues....

 

[Don Patch]

Sora: How was I suppose to know Urinal Cakes werent ACTUAL cakes?

Riku: Do these pants make me look fat?

Kairi: -draws Yaoi- That'll teach those two to leave me on a Island FOR 2 FREAKIN YEARS!!!!!

 

[5 Kings of Twilight]

Sora: Dear Noruma, I like these underwear you gave me
Noruma: O_O
Kairi: Wanna do something together, Normua?
Normua: ^_^
CJ: I'm gonna cap your *** man.
Noruma: ???

Sora: Hey noruma why did u write my command bar in japenese?
Nomura: sdfsfa ae fdaefh hsgds
Sora: What?
Nomura: It's Japenese for Shut up and just act out you're killing Pete!
Sora: Ok.... *chooses last button on command bar* ( kick pete in the groin )
*knees pete in the groin*'
Pete: OHHHHHHHHHHHH..........
Sora: Wow.. and I thought it was Trinity Limit.

 

[Diamond_Dust]

Sora: There's Green POOP in my mouth!
Kairi: You sick f**k! *b**chslaps Sora*
Sora: *dies8

 

[Don Patch]

Sora: -drawing Yuri- That teach Kairi to leave me alone with a freakin Duck and a Dog!

Ansem: DARKNESS SHALL CONSUME YOU!!!!

Normura: Cut!

Ansem: -in a nerdy voice- Geez, ,i hate this voice plus everyone makes fun of me!

 

[Zearth]

Ansem: Im straight

 

[Genocide]

This is diected at that soon to come out Tonami cartoon about hair

Marluxia: Bobobo bobo bobo
Demyx: Noo it's Bobo bo bobo
Axel: Come on! You're so warped, it's Bo bobobo bobobo
Xaldin: Nah you're all wrong it's Bobo bo bobo
Demyx: That's what I just said!
Larxene: T_T' Boys and their anime.

 

[Sephiroth997]

Sephiroth- Now you 3 *points his sword at Sora donald and goofy* Who are you?
Goofy- I dont think we should tell you.
Donald- Yea
Sephiroth- *slices goofy in half and sets donald on fire*
Sora- WTF

 

[Sephiroth997]

This takes place in KH2 right after the battle between Sephiroth and Sora
Sora- So how did you like that?
Sephiroth- *dusts off his uniform* Well you hit me 30000 times with your keyblade and actually managed to get my uniform dirty. So id say you did a good job.
Sora- I think ill go get cloud now *runs away*

 

[riku rocks]

Sora:riku
Riku:what sora
Sora:whares repliku
Rikuh over thare makeing out with nonimine and kairi (sorry crappy speller)
Roxas:ill kill him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Repliku:hi roxas
Roxas:nomine i thought you loved me *roxas cries*
Nomine:i met repliku first and you suck
Kairi:and sora im high and drunk *laughs as she kisses riku*
Sora:kairi riku i thought we were all friends
Repliku:well nomines mine roxas
END