Help/Support ► The Straight/Heterosexual/Not Gay Help and Support Thread (v1)

[Lord betrayus]

O.O I must be labeled as straight, I apologize for the confusion of my sexuality, I know I am not not gay, I am not not not gay=straight.

Also I opened up to my parents, they have decided to send me to a gay camp. Any suggestions to make fun of the gay counselors? Also to survive the four weeks of hell? Also......

 

[stephaknee]

The only Mexican allowed in America.

 

[Marly]

this should be renamed as THE SEXY THREAD (v2)

 

[Ophan]

Picture of Stephanie in this thread

 

[Lord betrayus]

*cough*

You're very welcome.

 

[scubasteve]

this thread is gay

 

[Sexual White Chocolate]

get out of here sabrina

 

[mz. eggsy]

i have the best cock

 

[Urbane]

thats debatable

 

[mz. eggsy]

it literally isnt

 

[Silverslide]

this thread is gay

it is now

 

[Urbane]

it literally isnt

hey hey hey

kfc's not that bad

 

[Lord betrayus]

Our banner I believe should be this!

 

[Theart]

Our banner I believe should be this!

I whole-heartedly agree with this notion.

I'd also like to nominate that the theme of this thread be "Rock & Roll" by Led Zeppelin.

 

[Hamster Lord]

Those look like child bearing hips to me.

Yes. Yes they do.

 

[XIII Heartless]

^^^
*nuts instantly*25 characters aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Solar]

dear brothers, my heterosexuality has made me the object of scorn in canada where gays are allowed marriage and i can't get a fucking italian girl

i'm willing to die for my beliefs(via suicide bomb) but first, i need nice, crispy, spicy italian woman who can make food with the forementioned qualities

SOS

 

[Hamster Lord]

 

[Theart]

Tch. As epic as Les Paul's are, we all know THIS is a real man's guitar. <3

 

[Relix]

i would have joined if there were more tits, more women in kitchens, and a shit load more sammiches.