Help/Support ► The Straight/Heterosexual/Not Gay Help and Support Thread (v1)

[Bukkake Sensei]

The homosexual community on KHInsider is a small but extremely vocal part of our user base, and one that has increasingly demanded our acceptance to the point where they've began to threaten our heterosexual way of life. For far too long, gay people have had their boot on the neck of the straight man -- by subjecting us to pictures of dudes making out, constant Glee references, and clothing that you can't buy in the discount section at Walmart.

No more. This is a thread for KHI's forgotten, oppressed heterosexual population to discuss all things straight and not gay. It is here so that we may discuss our problems, concerns, questions, stories, opinions, guns, metal music, trucks, beer, hunting, plaid flannel shirts, Penelope Cruz, Mixed Martial Arts, pornography (the way Allah intended it), and war.

There is only one rule for this thread: no gay shit. Gay shit includes, but is not limited to: boys kissing, peace, equality, feminism, kindness, small animals, children, Democrats, science, vegetarianism and Glee.

I'll categorize people as they join. Nothing is listed alphabetically, because I can't spell.



Members

Straight:
Sam
Jeels
Lycanthrope
Ophan
Sexual White Chocolate
The Lionheart
Traverse Town
XIII Heartless

Heterosexual:
Trag
Dogenzaka
Unabomber
The Big Lovin'
Michael

Not Gay:
Silverslide
luap911
Lord betrayus
Hamster Lord
White Mushroom

Homophobic gaybashing hardasses:
Marly

Blacklisted (gay people):
zettai ryouiki

 

[Lycanthrope]

I am joining as straight

 

[Hamster Lord]

I'd like to join as not gay.

 

[Sexual White Chocolate]

It's about time this thread was made. I was starting to feel like I was the only one, seeing so many flamboyant colors and posts around this forum..

On a side note: I LOVE THE TITTIES!

 

[Silverslide]

I think the fort that is hetrosexuality is being threatened by the influx of LGBT(not that there is anything wrong with that)

but yes

I LOVE THE TITTIES!

 

[Trag]

i can't seem to see the difference between straight and hetero
but whatevs


<3 (no homo)

 

[The Big Lovin']

 

[Optimus Rhyme]

Anyone care to discuss the glory of the bush administration?

 

[Hamster Lord]

Anyone care to discuss the glory of the bush administration?

I see what you did there. lol

 

[Luap]

I'd like to join as Not Gay.
So, how 'bout we have a BBQ. I really want a Hamburger.

 

[The Big Lovin']

 

[Sexual White Chocolate]

I do not tolerate gays in my thread. You have the rest of the forum, so leave us.

We're getting ready to secede here.

and for wiping the South clean..

 

[The Big Lovin']

 

[Bukkake Sensei]

 

[Lycanthrope]

@ tha biglovin: i would so fluff the fluff out of that ass

 

[Optimus Rhyme]

THE PERFECT WOMAN.

 

[Marly]

i'm not gay.

 

[Crimson Crashing]

 

[The Lionheart]

god made adam and eve not adam and steve

 

[Trag]

i have a girlfriend now so i have proof i am not gay

also here's a picture of a cute asian girl