Help/Support ► The Straight/Heterosexual/Not Gay Help and Support Thread (v1)

[Hamster Lord]

i would have joined if there were more tits, more women in kitchens, and a shit load more sammiches.

goddam women, not making me the sammiches i rightfully deserve.

 

[Trag]

my girlfriend and i were watching spirited away and i fed her fruit
is this manly?

 

[Urbane]

my girlfriend and i were watching spirited away and i fed her fruit
is this manly?

get out

 

[Ophan]

my girlfriend and i were watching spirited away and i fed her fruit
is this manly?

was it a banana?

 

[Solar]

fed her fruit or ate her fruit?

 

[Trag]

i fed her a sugar glazed strawberry *u*

 

[Urbane]

i fed her a sugar glazed strawberry *u*

oh well in that case

 

[Ophan]

i would have used whip cream -_-

 

[Lord betrayus]

i believe we should include zombies as a topic for heterosexual discussion. i mean come on. how many gay people will shoot a monster in the face? the correct answer would be zero. that means when the undead start killing, our homosexual oppressors will be among the first to fall. while we will (probably) live.

 

[Relix]

i believe we should include zombies as a topic for heterosexual discussion. i mean come on. how many gay people will shoot a monster in the face? the correct answer would be zero. that means when the undead start killing, our homosexual oppressors will be among the first to fall. while we will (probably) live.

'Probably' isn't an option, son.

 

[Lanydx reborn]

I want to be labeled under not gay but damn it I'm all for peace, equality, kindness, small animals, children, science. That doesn't mean I don't like boobs.

 

[_EX]

i mean come on. how many gay people will shoot a monster in the face?

If you would call homosexuality an abomonation, then most gay guys would happily shoot a fellow monster in the face on a friday night.

 

[Johnny Stooge]

If you would call homosexuality an abomonation, then most gay guys would happily shoot a fellow monster in the face on a friday night.

quit being a homo and stop talking about fags.

 

[Lord betrayus]

If you would call homosexuality an abomonation, then most gay guys would happily shoot a fellow monster in the face on a friday night.

 

[SoraKing3]

Heterosexual right here.

 

[Marly]

I think I just barfed in my mouth a little.

 

[Lord betrayus]

Ummm, there is a point where boobs can get tooo big. And that is the point right there.

 

[Marly]

Ummm, there is a point where boobs can get tooo big. And that is the point right there.

More like 3 D Cup points ago. zinnngggg

 

[Lord betrayus]

 

[Oberon]

I think I just barfed in my mouth a little.

hot damn diana agron is so hot

i'd walk her home if you know what i mean