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Mite

Kingly
Staff member
Joined
Aug 23, 2011
Messages
2,468
Awards
15
  • Graceful Assassin
  • The Gambler of Fate
  • Taciturn Stalwart
  • Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5+2.5 ReMIX
  • Ever Gentle and Kind
  • Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue
Lmao, these are effing gold, Chuman.

Wait, there was no Gaston?! But Chuman, nobody swipes right like Gaston!

But really, 10/10, would subscribe again.
 

Chuman

Dad of Boy
Joined
Jun 30, 2008
Messages
12,699
Awards
44
Age
20
  • Savage Nymph
  • Come So Far
  • Come So Far
  • Come So Far
  • The Gambler of Fate
  • Dandelion
Gaston
"if you can find me a talking mirror that compliments me every waking minute, swipe right!"

Magic Mirror
"why am i always stuck with the narcissistic type? i suppose the only choice is to swipe right."

Yen Sid
heavens, something is not right in the universe. i don't see "u" and "i" together.

Xemnas/Mansex
"RJs... are... eteeeeeeeeeeeeeernal."

Ansem, Seeker of Darkness
"CUM GUARDIAN. sub or dom, likes to be inside teenage boys"

Ansem the Wise
"unfortunately, none of it works anymore. it would be nice if you could play my old records and massage my feet."

Cloud
"well, i'm already on the market i guess. likes to crossdress, digs someone in power."

Tifa
*swiping left continually while mummering to herself "not cloud"*
 

Chuman

Dad of Boy
Joined
Jun 30, 2008
Messages
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Awards
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Age
20
  • Savage Nymph
  • Come So Far
  • Come So Far
  • Come So Far
  • The Gambler of Fate
  • Dandelion
okay guys, my sister tucked away her computer for the night so i can't really articulate appropriately so tomorrow I'll be back with fresher lines, so put in your requests and they'll all be done.
 

DarkGrey Heroine

How much closer could I be?
Joined
Jan 29, 2015
Messages
1,343
Awards
38
Age
22
Website
www.deviantart.com
  • NieR: Automata
  • No Name
  • Ninja'd
  • Master Defender
  • Chilly Academic
  • Key of Destiny
Lingering Will
[CLANG] *opens backside armor flap*

Vanitas
"i love to be on top and cause suffering. wait, those things mean something different here? whats a sex?"

Pete
"sometimes i'm captain justice, and sometimes captain dark!"

Joshua
"hm. yes, you could say i like to be in control *smirks*"

Master Xehanort
"polygamist, looking for thirteen strong, young men. for the sex of course.
for the sex, of course lmao

Namine
"did we hook up last night? *waves hand* lol not anymore"

Winnie The Pooh
"oh bother... you know i'm gonna get that hunny"

Leon
"can you beat me up in an empty street? thanks"

Larxene
"no guarantees you'll wake up with your dick"
LMFAO I KEEP THESE, holy pasta I needed these in my life after a depressing day lol
 

Chuman

Dad of Boy
Joined
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Messages
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Awards
44
Age
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  • Savage Nymph
  • Come So Far
  • Come So Far
  • Come So Far
  • The Gambler of Fate
  • Dandelion
the next chapter cumming soon

in an untold number
 

Chuman

Dad of Boy
Joined
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Messages
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Awards
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Age
20
  • Savage Nymph
  • Come So Far
  • Come So Far
  • Come So Far
  • The Gambler of Fate
  • Dandelion
Zack Fair
"y'all want to date? warning: might not make it"

Minnie Mouse
"lonely, married, powerful. hubby's out of town ;)"

Goofy
"hyuck. so that's what that does."

Donald
"who wants to get tickled?"

Daisy
"DONALD WHY DO YOU HAVE A TINDER"

Phil
"my standards are low, much like myself, but i really know how to train a hero if ya know what i mean"

Quorra
"wanna hear the good part about being ace with a sex drive? absolutely nothing besides bad lightcycle jokes"

Sephiroth
"lmao who wants to see some dead nudes"
 

BlackOsprey

Hell yeah
Joined
Jul 5, 2015
Messages
4,534
Awards
17
  • Steadfast Heart
  • Ever Gentle and Kind
  • Superior of the In-Between
  • Flix and Chill
  • Fairest of them All
  • Crafty Soul
Chumaaan. I'm in the middle of class, I can't afford to laugh my rear off right now...
 

Chuman

Dad of Boy
Joined
Jun 30, 2008
Messages
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Awards
44
Age
20
  • Savage Nymph
  • Come So Far
  • Come So Far
  • Come So Far
  • The Gambler of Fate
  • Dandelion
Vivi
"i'll knock the balls out of you"

Selphie
"has a jump rope and knows how to use it"

Seifer
"its been ten years. if you want it, come and get it."

Lumiere
"does melting wax sound like a good night to you?"

Lexaeus
"i just want to get my rocks off haha zexion told me that one. dom, 16" uncut"

Chirithy
"i'm your dream come true"

Aladdin
"i want to take you on a magic carpet ride"

Hades
"so toots, lookin for a hot date? hope you brought oven mitts"

Baymax
"are you satisfied with your care?"
 
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