"did we hook up last night? *waves hand* lol not anymore"
"likes flowers, would adopt a foster child, not very loyal. I LIKE MEN"
Winnie The Pooh
"oh bother... you know i'm gonna get that hunny"
"can you beat me up in an empty street? thanks"
"the wonderful thing about tiggers... swipe right for the answer"
[ROARS] *dismembers typist and masturbates with torso*
"no guarantees you'll wake up with your dick"
"i fight... for some good goddamn ass you turn evil for a few cycles and its all gone"
"when you say 'jump!' i'll say 'how high?' and when you say '3 feet', i'll reply with 'that's too high, i only have a 34 inch vertical'..... so what i'm really trying to say is i hope you're willing to settle for two inches less than you expected"
"i like poetry, nights with the full moon out, and XEHANORT'S GOALS TO BE REACHED. sub"
"definitely a sub, have you seen the bae? even his weapon holy shit"