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Chuman

Dad of Boy
Joined
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Messages
12,699
Awards
44
Age
21
  • Savage Nymph
  • Come So Far
  • Come So Far
  • Come So Far
  • The Gambler of Fate
  • Dandelion
Terra
"nice bod, easily deceived. kicks rocks, likes batman. the only things small about me are my temper and attention span ;)"

Aqua
"likes to keep boys in line, very loyal, will go to hell and back for the bae. bachelorette pad is a cursed castle"

Ventus
"looking for vanitas. is this how i find my other half or"

Sora
"want to have the sex. maybe then somebody will tell me what the sex is haha. where's riku"

Kairi
"i was actually looking for grindr"

Riku
"17, very familiar with darkness, walks both roads ;)"

Roxas
"looking for people to have ice cream with"

Axel
"doesn't matter where you run, always gonna bring you back"

Xion
"wanna hear a joke? MY EXISTENCE. ha ha ha ha ha. just want some casual banging."

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Maleficent
"i am the queen of all evil with the powers of hell! dominate, open to groups"

Eraqus
"no master this is a dating site not a facebook, i am not going to describe your week"

Lingering Will
[CLANG] *opens backside armor flap*

Vanitas
"i love to be on top and cause suffering. wait, those things mean something different here? whats a sex?"

Xehanort
"ERROR 404 YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR HAVING: 13 DUPLICATE ACCOUNT(S)

Pete
"sometimes i'm captain justice, and sometimes captain dark!"

Terranort
"i was banned for making twelve other accounts(like??? really??) and letting little boys touch my sword"

Xigbar
"i was gonna make an eyepatch joke but i'll leave the BDSM talk to larxene. likes to cuddle"

Luxord
[link to video of magic tricks] "here's my card lol number is 55"

Demyx
"i like to practice my music real late and night because i'm a free spirit! i actually play 2008 sadrock to drown out my crying"

Cloud
"i have to find sephiroth... he took advantage and posted my nudes"

Joshua
"hm. yes, you could say i like to be in control *smirks*"

Master Xehanort
"polygamist, looking for thirteen strong, young men. for the sex of course.

Sephiroth
"y'all want to see some nudes"
Gaston
"if you can find me a talking mirror that compliments me every waking minute, swipe right!"

Magic Mirror
"why am i always stuck with the narcissistic type? i suppose the only choice is to swipe right."

Yen Sid
heavens, something is not right in the universe. i don't see "u" and "i" together.

Xemnas/Mansex
"RJs... are... eteeeeeeeeeeeeeernal."

Ansem, Seeker of Darkness
"CUM GUARDIAN. sub or dom, likes to be inside teenage boys"

Ansem the Wise
"unfortunately, none of it works anymore. it would be nice if you could play my old records and massage my feet."

Cloud
"well, i'm already on the market i guess. likes to crossdress, digs someone in power."

Tifa
*swiping left continually while mummering to herself "not cloud"*
Namine
"did we hook up last night? *waves hand* lol not anymore"

Marluxia
"likes flowers, would adopt a foster child, not very loyal. I LIKE MEN"

Winnie The Pooh
"oh bother... you know i'm gonna get that hunny"

Leon
"can you beat me up in an empty street? thanks"

Tigger
"the wonderful thing about tiggers... swipe right for the answer"

Chernabog
[ROARS] *dismembers typist and masturbates with torso*

Larxene
"no guarantees you'll wake up with your dick"

Rinzler
"i fight... for some good goddamn ass you turn evil for a few cycles and its all gone"

Xaldin
"when you say 'jump!' i'll say 'how high?' and when you say '3 feet', i'll reply with 'that's too high, i only have a 34 inch vertical'..... so what i'm really trying to say is i hope you're willing to settle for two inches less than you expected"

Saix
"i like poetry, nights with the full moon out, and XEHANORT'S GOALS TO BE REACHED. sub"

Zexion
"definitely a sub, have you seen the bae? even his weapon holy shit"

Mickey
"get in the van"
Tron
"well, i was made for the users so my programming allows for many, many things ;)

Beast
"i hope you like dogs... and cats... lions? bears? holy fuck i'll pay you"

Repliku
"lets just say i'm not a full clone... in a good way what is it hotties"

Vexen
"i prefer specimen to be at least 6 ft, toned, essentially greek gods and preferably a lot of hair"

Hercules
"haha phil get a load of this creep, no thanks" *swipes left*

Data Riku
"i'm an open book haha. its hard to get laid from a computer so?? quorra??

Belle
"hm. i too like books, although i prefer bears and nowadays its hard to find the kind i'm talking about

Vanitas' Sentiment
"MURDERFUCKING IS ACCEPTABLE PLEASE E N D M E E E"

C.L.U.
"interests: romantic solar sailor rides, complete dominion over all, david bowie being a real boy, the eagles"

Neku
"if you're into asian hip hop and don't talk we can move in together like right now"

Sam Flynn
"nah lol, inside a computer you have all the internet porn you could ever want so i'm good. dad just tryna ship me off"
Vivi
"i'll knock the balls out of you"

Selphie
"has a jump rope and knows how to use it"

Seifer
"its been ten years. if you want it, come and get it."

Lumiere
"does melting wax sound like a good night to you?"

Lexaeus
"i just want to get my rocks off haha zexion told me that one. dom, 16" uncut"

Chirithy
"i'm your dream come true"

Aladdin
"i want to take you on a magic carpet ride"

Hades
"so toots, lookin for a hot date? hope you brought oven mitts"

Baymax
"are you satisfied with your care?"
Zack Fair
"y'all want to date? warning: might not make it"

Minnie Mouse
"lonely, married, powerful. hubby's out of town ;)"

Goofy
"hyuck. so that's what that does."

Donald
"who wants to get tickled?"

Daisy
"DONALD WHY DO YOU HAVE A TINDER"

Phil
"my standards are low, much like myself, but i really know how to train a hero if ya know what i mean"

Quorra
"wanna hear the good part about being ace with a sex drive? absolutely nothing besides bad lightcycle jokes"

Sephiroth
"lmao who wants to see some dead nudes"
Pluto
*wags tail*
*wags other tail*

Cinderella
"i love high class shoes and big fancy balls"

Shiki
"quirky, fun loving. has a thing for furries and going through an out of body experience

Kevin Flynn
"this isn't the arcade, where am i. SAM. SAAAAAAAAAM. well there go my bowels again."

Snow White
"i love strong, hard working men of all types. big things come in small packages ;]"

Laguna
"8, cut. haha, get it? i'm the only one cut from oh nevermind"

Flynn Rider
"apparently asking if the carpets match the drapes isn't how you get a date. this selfie looks nothing like me!"

Noctis
"C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG. COME AND GET THIS SWEET ASS AND THEN YOU CAN SING ALONG."
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Lonbilly

Captain Marvel is a lesbian send tweet
Joined
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This was everything I wanted and hoped you would deliver after that post

Bisexual Riku is totes canon no one can tell me otherwise
 

Chuman

Dad of Boy
Joined
Jun 30, 2008
Messages
12,699
Awards
44
Age
21
  • Savage Nymph
  • Come So Far
  • Come So Far
  • Come So Far
  • The Gambler of Fate
  • Dandelion
i aim to please. part II cumming very soon my dearies.
 

Lonbilly

Captain Marvel is a lesbian send tweet
Joined
Apr 22, 2007
Messages
6,655
Awards
2
Age
24
  • Ninja'd
  • Nose Stuck in a Book
Cumming soon better mean in these next two minutes or I'm gonna
 

Chuman

Dad of Boy
Joined
Jun 30, 2008
Messages
12,699
Awards
44
Age
21
  • Savage Nymph
  • Come So Far
  • Come So Far
  • Come So Far
  • The Gambler of Fate
  • Dandelion
Maleficent
"i am the queen of all evil with the powers of hell! dominate, open to groups"

Eraqus
"no master this is a dating site not a facebook, i am not going to describe your week"

Lingering Will
[CLANG] *opens backside armor flap*

Vanitas
"i love to be on top and cause suffering. wait, those things mean something different here? whats a sex?"

Xehanort
"ERROR 404 YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR HAVING: 13 DUPLICATE ACCOUNT(S)

Pete
"sometimes i'm captain justice, and sometimes captain dark!"

Terranort
"i was banned for making twelve other accounts(like??? really??) and letting little boys touch my sword"

Xigbar
"i was gonna make an eyepatch joke but i'll leave the BDSM talk to larxene. likes to cuddle"

Luxord
[link to video of magic tricks] "here's my card lol number is 55"

Demyx
"i like to practice my music real late and night because i'm a free spirit! i actually play 2008 sadrock to drown out my crying"

Cloud
"i have to find sephiroth... he took advantage and posted my nudes"

Joshua
"hm. yes, you could say i like to be in control *smirks*"

Master Xehanort
"polygamist, looking for thirteen strong, young men. for the sex of course.

Sephiroth
"y'all want to see some nudes"
 
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