Ok, sorry for another delay. (Also the most funniest ff7 comic eva
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=176 )
Sora: Hey guys guess what?
Everyone: What?
Sora: H_K sent us his new game that he made
Riku: Really, he made a game?
Sora: Yeah he said that we'll never notice him
Kairi: So whats it called
Sora: Far Wars: Knights of the Fairly New but Slightly Old Republic: The Black Cape Wearing, Red Lightsaber Carring Evil Lords
Kairi: Where have we heard of that game before...
George Lucas: I have no clue!
Riku: Put it in the Xbox 360
-in the Game-
SoRiKa: -Riku- Why did we have to make this character a girl! -Kairi- Because the name SoRiKa doesn't sound like a real name! -Sora- At least the view's good growl!
-Real Life-
Kairi: -smacks Sora in the back of the head-
-In-Game-
SoRiKa: -Sora- OWWWW!! -Kairi- Shut up Sora and lets start the game.
-a few hours into the game-
SoRiKa: -Riku- Hey look at this, a video sign *watches* Droid for sale, its free just take it man! I can't stand it, it keeps calling me a meatbag and slaps me in the face. -cries- Its horrible! Wait here it comes! -hides the camera-
Droid: What is that?
Merchant: Nothing!
Droid: Were you trying to sell me you meatbag?
Merchant: No I wasn't!
Droid: -blaster fire-
SoRiKa:
Merchant: Welcome I see you've seen the video
SoRiKa: WE DON'T WANT IT!
Merchant: Nonsense! Come in Come! -walks in- Meet H_K-47!
SoRiKa: H_K-47? ...
Merchant: Yeah he tried to kill me but I just started ripping all of the wires out of him.
SoRiKa: So are there any side effects from doing that?
SoRiKa: Well all he does now is shoot stuff you point at, and call everyone you meet Meatbag
H_K-47: -turns towards SoRiKa- Clarification: He didn't do squat to me, all he changed was my ability to slap people. But I felt that he deserved to lied to.
SoRiKa: -Sora- We'll take him! -throws hand in the air-
H_K-47: -shoots the ceiling-
Merchant: Yay! -kicks the robot and SoRiKa out-
SoRiKa: -Riku- What a jerk
H_K-47: Statement: Do not worry, I rigged the house to explode once i-
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
SoRiKa: -Sora- THIS ROBOT ROCKS!!!! -Kairi- No he doesn't he's a evil little robot! -Riku- I just plain don't care.
H_K-47: Confusion: Master Meatbag, are you insane?
SoRiKa: No its just in our world, there are three of us playing this character
H_K-47: Major Confusion: Another world? -thinks evil thoughts- And how may I get to this world?
SoRiKa: -sora- well you can grab onto this charcter and we'll quit the game you join us probably
H_K-47: Stament: Ok, now lets try it -grabs onto SoRiKa- and he dissapears with them-
-In Real Life-
H_K-47: World Domination Speech: Finally, I am free of that wretched world! Now i shall kill every Meatbag on the planet! -pulls out a rifle with 50 laser cannons on it from the wall and runs away-
Kairi: Thanks a lot Sora we just unleashed a Killer Robot into the world!
Sora: What?! That was a fake gun on the wall!
Riku: Uhhhh, actually thats a killer death ray that i built from the death rays that I took from Vexen's lab.
Sora and Kairi: O_O
Kairi: -sigh- Well thats another villain we unleashed onto the world...-sigh- Put him on the list Sora.
Sora: Okey Dookey! -grabs a red marker-
VILLAINS THAT WE UNLEASHED ONTO THE WORLD DO TO EITHER SORA OR RIKU'S STUPIDIDTY
Starbucks (Riku)
Global Warming (Sora)
Nintendo (Sora)
n00bs (Sora and Riku)
That one old lady who is the voice lady for Naruto on the American Version (Riku)
Ray (Sora)
Superhero (Sora)
Don Patch (Sora and Riku)
Sora: -says while writing- H_K-47.
Riku: Why is it always us who cause every villain in the world to be here I mean, Kairi unleashed Final Fantasy X-2 onto the world with her -says in a girlly voice- "FAN MAIL..."
Kairi: Hey shut up it was a good game!
Sora and Riku: -in girlly voices- FAN MAIL FAN MAIL FAN MAIL FAN MAIL
Kairi: GRRRRRRRRRRR
To Be Continued...